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It was a normal day in Ponyville. The most overused starting sentence, amirite?

Well GUESS WHAT. That's about to change. It's NOT gonna be a normal day anymore. Ooo. Didn't see that coming.

Rainbow Dash was resting on a cloud. Like she starts out in at least half of the fanfics. Ya know. If she isn't flying around or having sex with half the town.

"HEY RAINBOW!" A familiar pink pony screamed at her friend from the ground.

Rainbow jumped a little. "Jeez.what is it, Pinkie?" She turned and glared at her dimwitted buddy.

Pinkie opened her mouth but looked away for a second. "...I FORGOT."

Rainbow rolled her eyes. "Oh. How fascinating. Now, do ya mind? I'm about to take a nap."

"...OKAY." Pinkie sat down. Dashie usually takes long naps, so she might as well sit down.An hour passed by. AJ and Fluttershy come up, laughing. Pinkie glares and shushes them.

"Jeez, Pinkie. What's got ya-" AJ was cut off by Pinkie covering her mouth. She then points at Rainbow Dash with her head.

"O-oh... Sorry Pinkie... we didn't mean to disturb Rainbow Dash's napping..." Fluttershy.

"How long has she been up there?" Applejack whispered. "Oh yeah, ya won't talk, will ya?"

Twilight walked up. It's convenient how everyone seems to be meeting up in the same place for no apparent reason, hmm?

"Hi everypony! What are you all doing here?" Twilight asked.

Dash sat up. "GOD, Twilight. Why do you have to talk about books so much? Jeez... you can wake up the dead with that bulls-"

"Uh, I wasn't talking about any books... and I wasn't even loud. Rainbow Dash, your arguement is simply illogical."

Dash sighed. "You were almost cool for a second there, Twi. It's invalid, not simply illogical. And what are you talking about? You're always talking about books!"

Twilight sighed this time. "Look Dashie, you have your fandoms, I have mine. Wait... what?"

"What's a fandom..?" Fluttershy tilted her head.

"And what does Your arguement is invalid mean?" Applejack asked.

Rarity walked up, Spike soon follows after.

"Have you all seen Opal? My darling's been missing all day.."

"Afraid we haven't, Rarity.. At least I haven't anyways." Applejack frowned.

Everypony else replied with "sorry Rarity"s and "Haven't seen Opal today"s.

"Everypony seems to be acting real strange today..." Twilight pondered.

"Ooh! OOOO! I know! Maybe worlds are intertwining and something is about to fall out of the sky!" Pinkie declared.

Before you knew it, a pony fell from the sky. Shocker.

"YES!" Pinkie threw her front hooves in the air.

"OMIGOSHOMIGOSHOMIGOSH! Are you okay?" Fluttershy squealed and ran over to the pony. She was plain. Plain white. No cutiemark... no mane or tail... but she had a horn and wings overlapping her body.

"OH GREAT, So now I can't be special anymore? I though I was the only pony Celestia was giving alicorn powers....I mean, OOO! Another alicorn?" Twilight coughed awkwardly.

Fluttershy frowned at the plain white pony. Tears formed in the pegasus' eyes. "A-are you ok? Please wake up..."

The pony was on her side, in the simple standing pose, her wings open and a small smile on her face. But she was still.

"You know what this means...." Pinkie snickered and pulled out markers.

"Pinkie......" Dash frowned, landing on the ground to join the rest. "You know better than to write on other's faces.....without me!" She giggled and the two ponies went to work, coloring her eyes. Dash laughed as she drew her top eyelid partially down, giving her bedroom eyes. They continued and adding a mane and such. Pinkie added a mustache.

When they were done, there was a light 'pop' sound and the colored pony (heh.... sounds racist) turned into a normal pony, well, except for her wings and horn. She was a light yellowish color. Her mane her mane was caramel. She had a heart and a bottle on her flank. She had bedroom eyes, as Dash has drawn on her previously.

Rarity tilted her head. "Button's...mom?"

Fluttershy did the same. "As an alicorn...."

Spike followed. "...With a mustache?"

Rainbow nodded. "Well I do love a MILF." She shook her head. "I-i mean... Does anyone have a glass of milk?"

"I do... but not in a glass... " Button's mom got up real close to Dash, her nose touching Dash's nose. Rainbow's wing sprung out.

Pinkie took out her laptop out and logged into Tumblr. "This gives me beautiful inspiration to make a new fanfic....i'll call it.... 'GOT MILK?' Yes, brilliant, HAHA!" She twitched.

Applejack snarled. "Nopony touches mah WAIFU!" She jumped on top of Button's mom and started punching her repetitively.

Rarity fainted and Fluttershy started crying.

A lightbulb lit up on top of Applejack's head. She ran and got a bucket of water from the nearby well. (Because there's always random conveniences in fanfics.) "WITCH!" She screamed as she threw it at her opponent. Instead of getting soaked , screaming, or melting, there was another popping noise and the pony was back to its original form. Still . There was still marker on her, but it was bleeding off her body.

Applejack backed up. "Good.... now why was ah jealous of Button's mom? And what's a waifu?"

Rainbow folded her wings back in. "But.... now i'll have to settle for Little StrongHeart or Pinkie or something.... wait, what?" Dozens of ponies, male and female, and a few other species intruded her mind. Dash cringed.

"Agh... Why am I... What the..." A picture flashed in her head. Her and Applejack were making sweet, sweet love. "Ugh... gross...." Dash frowned.

"What's gross?" Pinkie asked.

"I'm getting..." Another picture flashed of Her and Twilight, twilight shoving her horn up Rainbows'... "Ugh! Gross pictures of me and you guys..." Another flashed, Dash and Pinkie were humanized, but Pinkie had a dick and was shoving it up Rainbow Dash. "OH WHAT THE FUCK."

Rainbow Dash shook her head.

"Shippings, I see...." Zecora walked out of a bush. "That just won't be. Rainbow Dash, my dear friend, Are there sex pics to no end?"

"Uh... Yeah..." Rainbow Dash frowned.

Applejack shouted. "WHAT IS WITH YOU BLACK PEOPLE HIDING IN BUSHES OH MY G- oh, sorry. Stereotypical country characters have to be racist."

Rarity shugged. "It's alright dear, fancy people are supposed to be stereotypically racist as well."

"Wait, what?" Everypony else said in unison.

Zecora laughed. "AH, don't worry, Elements of Harmony... Just stay away from Dash or you'll be... Sorry...mony." Zecora nodded at the end.

"What?" Twilight asked.

"Oh, fuck it. Rainbow Dash is getting subliminal images of clop and its shipping of her and you all." Zecora groaned.

"Huh? What's a shipping?" Applejack frowned.

"And ..what's clop?" Fluttershy added.

Twilight and Pinkie's eyes lit up.

"A ship is when you have two characters that you think are cute together... or you think would make a good smexy time fanfic at least." Twilight smiled. She was an expert on fanfics.

Pinkie smiled as well. "yeah, and clop is... Well... It's .... it's sex. Pony sex. Or ya know... when you take your hooves and-"

Twilight nudged Pinkie. "Pinkie, sweetheart, no need to show everypony, I think they get the picture." Twilight was sweating. With those new wings of hers, it's hard to keep her wings down when she gets... excited.

"Um... first, Ew, Second, why would you two know that?" Fluttershy asked, regretting it the second she said it.

"Tumblr." Twilight and Pinkie squeed in unison.

"Um... ok...." Rarity sighed. "It seems I will never understand my friends."

"SO LETS COLOR THIS PONY AND MAKE HER SOMEPONY ELSE SO WE CAN-" Pinkie was yelling until Applejack shoved her hoof in Pinkie's face. "Ah don't think it's wise to mess with that thing until-PINKIE!"

"What?" Pinkie had colored the plain pony to look like a familiar actor with a specific voice that turns males gay.

There was a pop sound again.

Rainbow Dash fangirl squealed. "MORGAN FREEMANE?!"

All was silent. He opened up his mouth,

"Titty sprinkles."