(Insert MLP Pony Base)

(A week later...)

Lemons.

Did i get your attention, anime fans?

Good.

Scootaloo was given the plain white pony as a gift from Rainbow Dash. She didn't really know why she got it....I mean, besides the fact that it was her birthday.

She got it in this huge box that said fragile. Dash couldn't stay at her party very long, so she just left a note on the box.

"Hey biggest fan. I mean, biggest fan in Equestria anyways. There's aliens on other planets that have posters of me, hoodies of me, and even clop to me daily. But anyways. I wanted to give you this. You know me better than other foals your age, so I figured I would pass on the legend of the white poni. (its been a legend only around for a week, that's probably why you haven't heard of it.) You'll know what you do with it. But don't get it wet unless you have to. ...Don't take that out of context.

Lurve, Dash.

P.S. Titty Sprinkles."

Scootaloo figured Rainbow Dash must have confused her with Sweetie Belle again and thought it was a maneaqin. (i dunno if you're supposed to ponify that but I did.)

Today, Scootaloo was gonna go over to Sweetie Belle's house for a sleepover. It's weird. Since last week... everypony's been changing a lot since then. Sweetie's almost a robot. Tell her any word, she can define it in less than a second.

Scoots knocked on her door. It seemed Rarity was out. She's always out on their best sleepovers. She says "you all give me migranes," whatever that means. After Scootaloo heard whispering from the other side of the door, The door lightly creaked open.

"What's the password?" The earth pony with a bow asked.

"Applebloom, honestly... Just let me in."

"URR! WRONG!" She slammed the door in Scootaloo's face. The fuck.

Applebloom always gets into slumberparty roleplay. Sweetie must be the Princess again. And Applebloom must be a guard.

Scootaloo knocked on the door again.

"Ma'am ya know 'Applebloom honestly just let me in' is Babs' password. Everypony has a special password. If you don't like yours, you'll have to speak with the Queen."

"Queen? But I though Sweetie was a Princess."

"She got demoted."

"Higher Royalty is a demotion?"

"Well of course! Why do you think we have a Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadence? Hasbro says Kids see Queens as evil and scary."

"Erm... ok.."

"So do you want access or not, Knight Chickenfoot?"

Scootaloo sighed. "Bok. Bok. I'm a chicken. Bok bok."

Applebloom snickered. "Access granted, Knight Chickenfoot." She opened the door fully and looked behind Scootaloo. "What'cha got there? Where'd ya get it?"

"Uh...A present. For The...Queen." Scoot turned to look at the plain white pony. She had almost forgotten she brought it.

"Didn't you get that from the party?"

"Well if you fucking know everything why do you ask?" Scootaloo snarled.

"If my sister and your owner weren't dating I would kick your ass." Applebutt glared. She helped carry the pony inside. Sweetie Belle was sitting on the couch.

"Hello, Queen. Sorry to hear about the demotion." Scoots frowned.

"Tourette syndrome (also called Tourette's syndrome, Tourette's disorder, Gilles de la Tourette syndrome, GTS or, more commonly, simply Tourette's or TS) is an inherited neuropsychiatric disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by multiple physical (motor) tics and at least one vocal (phonic) tic. These tics characteristically wax and wane, can be suppressed temporarily, and are preceded by a premonitory urge. Tourette's is defined as part of a spectrum of tic disorders, which includes provisional, transient and persistent (chronic) tics." Sweetie twitched.

Scootaloo glared at Applebloom. "So you made me say i'm a chicken when we aren't even playing Castle?"

"I just love to hear you admit it." Applebloom smiled.

"You can't hiiiide what's insiiiide." Sweetie sang.

"So.. what're we gonna do with that thing?" Applebloom pointed to the White pony thing.

"Necrophilia, also called thanatophilia or necrolagnia, is the sexual attraction to corpses. It is classified as a paraphilia by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the American Psychiatric Association." Sweetie Belle twitched again.

"Um... What?" Applebloom tilted her head.

"I dunno.... why don't we..OOH! DRESS IT UPPPPPPPPP <3" Sweetie Belle squealed.

"Ew." Scootaloo groaned. "And how do you even say a heart emoticon out loud?... Well anyways. In the note that I got from Rainbow Dash, there was a plain black washable marker in it. I think she wants me to draw on it."

"OOH! Lets make an oc!" Sweetie Belle snatched the marker and started to scribble all over the pony."MORE COLORRRRRR!" She then paused to make an adorable face with her mouth open.

"Err... what are you doing?" Scootaloo tilted her head."

"can someone hand me a subway sandwhich?" Sweetie asked. "I need a new picture for the Rule 34 website."

"Ew, no." Scootaloo shut Sweetie's mouth.

"Aw, you're only jealous that i'm the one out of the three of us that have the most Rule 34 pictures." Sweetie smiled. "Now ... where are those colors...AH!" Sweetie grabbed her box of markers and got back to work.

Sweetie backed up. There was a pop sound. Applebloom looked horrified. Scootaloo threw up.

The pony had vinyl's hair, like at least 50% of oc's today. She had rainbow dash's rainbow color in the mane and tail. She put one black streak in the tail. Her back was striped like zecoras,l except the color was puke green with purple and brown stripes. Her eyes were cat eyed, one was orange and one was pink. She had blue freckles and a yellow belly. Her hooves were polka-dotted magenta and black and she had a recolored applejack gala dress on and the apples were replaced by stars. Her wings were red and her horn was royal alicorn-sized and and was white with black and blue stripes.

"Hello. My name is Princess Cloudsong and I love to read. I have dated every pony that anyone could possibly like. I am Luna's sweet twin that looks nothing like her and that and nopony knows about. I was supposed to be the element of friendship but everypony made fun of me for being an alicorn so I didn't get any friends... Will you be my friends?" The color puke pony asked the three foals.

"DRAMATIC GASP YES SENPAI." Sweetie belle's eyes sparkled.

"Fuck no." Scootaloo cringed.

"KILL IT B'FORE IT LAYS EGGS!" Apple Bloom huddled in a corner and cried.

"It's ok, senpai... I will always love you..." Sweetie Belle cooed, looking up at her grown pony lover.

"Ew, gay." Scootaloo mimicked Lyra's pose.

"And ew, illegal love." Apple Bloom growled.

Sweetie turned to her friends. "Scoots, don't get me started on your lesbian voice, haircut, or Rainbow Dash obsession. And Apple Bloom. I wouldn't be talking about illegal love. Don't act like you don't know that Applejack and Big Mac are actually your parents. You rednecks always marry your siblings and cousins. And besides, age is just a number." She smiled and scratched at Princess Cloudsong's neck.

"Ew, you sound like a Belieber." Scootaloo cringed again."What a minute.... Don't get it wet unless you have to..."

"Huh? Did you have Gremlins nightmares again?" Applejack patted Scoots' back.

"No... I just remember what Dash said..." She started to whisper into Apple Bloom's ear. She giggled.

"Hey Sweeeetieee..." Apple Bloom cooed.

"Hm?" Sweetie Belle turned to stop making out with her new marefriend.

"We're sorry about what we said about you and your Princess..." Scoots faked a sweet smile.

"Hmm..." Sweetie glared at them. "You guys don't want a foursome, do you? Because Princess Cloudsong isn't down for that."

Apple Bloom let about a sarcastic "...Damn. Maybe next time."

"But if you guys really want it I guess I can convince her..." Sweetie looked at Cloudsong. She shrugged.

Apple Bloom let out a non-sarcastic "...Damn. Maybe next time."

Scootaloo laughed nervously. "What we meant was.... We're sorry for being asses. We want to make it up to you two. We will give her a makeover. Let's start with her mane. Let's wash it!"

Applebloom threw a bucket of water at Princess Cloudsong.

"AHHHHHHHH MY BEAUTIFUL MANE. FUCK YOU! FUCK SWEETIE BELLE! FUCK ALL OF YOU! LONG LIVE THE KIIIIIING..." She slowly melted into the floor.

"Oh shit. We ruined it. I just thought the marker would run off.." Scootaloo frowned.

Rainbow Dash stuck her head through the window. "Ha. I knew you would ruin it so I gave you a copy of the real pony using Twi's new cloning machine. Now if you'll excuse me. I gotta go see Applebloom's mom and go make some sweet, sweet love."

"You mean... Applejack?" Scootaloo frowned.

"Yep." Dash flew away.

"Ewww gay." The three friends say in unison before turning to each other and laughing.

Up next on Friends.... Rachel is Pregnant with Ross' fourth baby, Joey has sex with Chandler, and Phoebe and Monica have a bitchfight over their adopted son. But Secretly Ross is dating Monica and Joey likes Phoebe. And Joey also likes Rachel's dog, But Rachel's dog secretly likes Chandler. And also, Phoebe is in the Illuminati. And a whole lot of other stuff. Friends gets fucking confusing.