Ponies in the Amazon

"Who dares wake me up?" The OSC said. "And why do I smell hot wings?"

Twilight and Rainbow looked at Pinkie, who shrugged with a nervous smile.They looked back at the cat, who was waiting for an answer.(How cute.He lets them talk before he shreds them!)

Then, Twilight decided to speak up. "We are sorry, Erm...umm...Over Sized Cat.We did not mean to wake you up." With that said, she tried to power her magic, but instead it caused a pain on her horn. "UGH!First my horn in that stupid human world, and now this!Common!What does a unico- I mean alicorn...have to do to get some magic!That comic book that sucked us in had more magic!"she was angrier than the cat now.

"Dude, little pony, calm down, I-I was just kidding!" He stuttered a bit, for smoke was puffing out of Twilights ears.

"Calm Down?" She said quietly, almost in a whisper.

"OH-ho dude, you shouldn't of said that." Rainbow smirked.

"Now he's getting it."Pinkie said, not smiling.

"CALM DOWN??!!MY ONLY SOURCE OF DEFENSE ISNT WORKING, WE ARE STUCK IN A PLACE THAT I,I TWILIGHT SPARKLE, CANNOT IDENTIFY,AND YOU WANT ME TO CALM DOWN??! " Twilights yelling echoed throughout the cave.

"Oh shoot.Er...yes?"The OSC said.

Rainbow Dash and Pinkie faced-hoofed themselves at the same time."That was a stupid move." Rainbow mumbled.

As they expected, Twilight turned into The Flame Pony (coughrapidashcough).Her mane became a bonfire, her body was a pale and flaming, and her eyes were steaming.

"I find that attractive." The OSC said smugly.

"Creep." Rainbow mumbled.

"Forget the Over-Sized Cat.We have to get out of here!Rainbow, can you fly?"

"Of course I can.Im awesome." With that, she flapped her wings, and screeched in pain. "Not my awesomest moment."

"You ponies are ADORABLE!" The OSC squealed.

"Hey guys.I just realized I haven't talked a lot.And that's like, my part time job.Remember when Apple Jack went to that rodeo and then we went looking for her all over Equestria then I had to really use the bathroom so then I went and I found AppleJack and then-OhOh!Did you know Fluttershy is a year older than me?!Also, Twilight writes FanFictions when no ones looking."(that last FanFictions part, Pinkie lied.XD)

"WHAT?!I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT 'FAN FICTIONS' ARE!"

"Did you know that other ponies, and I'm not lying this time, really write FanFictions about Comedy and Romance and the singing and the joy and the CLOPPING!!??"

Every pony blushed a crimson at what Pinkie just said.

"He..he... I meant mopping.You know, like Ponyrella."

"I choose to ignore that." Twilight said.

"Me too." The OSC and Dash said together.

"Okay...Erm...let's change the subject...I know a way out of here."the OSC told the ponies.

"You know how to get out of here?Well tell us!"Pinkie yelled, jumping exitedly.

"Listen carefully.First you must jump up and down."

"Really?" Twilight mumbled, not buying it.

"Just do it Twi, he could be telling the truth." Dash protested, but Twilight wasn't budging."You know what?" Rainbow said, as she stopped her jumping."Just, there ya go!" Rainbow said triumphfully as she MADE Twilight jump.

"Put me down!!" Twilight screamed. Then, in a deadly voice, "That's a ROYAL command."

Rainbow, out of fear, put her friend down.The OSC was trying not to laugh, and he wasn't hiding it very well, but Nopony questioned him.

"Then, you have to spin in circles," he said, "and yell 'I'm Ugly And Proud!' ten times."

"IM UGLY AND PROUD!IM UGLY AND PROUD!IM UGLY AND PROUD!!" Pinkie and Rainbow chanted.

Twilight pulled the OSC ears, and in a fierce whisper, she muttered, "Listen, Pal.The moment my horn starts working is the moment you get shred to pieces!"

"Th-that was m-my job!" He replied, scared at a purple pony princess who was two times smaller than him.

"IM UGLY AND PROUD!" Pinkie and Dash chanted for the seventh time.

"Common Girls!" Twilight ordered as she trotted past her friends.

"Wait!Just chant three more times, and you'll teleport out!" He lied.

"THERES A HUGE HOLE OVER THERE!" Twilight said pointing to the caves opening.

Pinkie and Rainbow mentally faced hoofed themselves.

"Fine.Leave you ponies.Especially the Purple Princess."he grumbled.

Twilight felt her anger rise, she would usually handle things calmly, quietly, but SHE WAS STUCK IN A RAINFOREST THAT SHE HAS NO IDEA EXISTED.And once in a long while, she felt a ever so small spark of magic inside of her.She gathered it, and shot a small lightning bolt at the OSC.

"Dare say that one more time." She said in a even deadlier voice.Which was odd for Twilight, her voice was usually sweet and syrupy.But somehow, she managed to make it sound murderous.

The OSC remained silent.

"Good!Lets get going girls!" She said in her sweet voice, the voice that dripped with syrup and would calm a frightened filly with ease.

Pinkie and Dashie followed Twilight out of the cave.

"Such cute ponies.Especially the purple princess.That Flame Pony was attractive!The Pink one was adorable!Her sentences where the cutest thing!And the Rainbow one was awesome!Her hair was amazing!" The OSC told himself.