Ponies in the Amazon

by Wurd

The Rainbowlicious Competition

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"Glad that's over." Rainbow muttered.

"Me too!" Pinkie added, "I thought he'd never stop talking!"

"When do you stop talking?"Rainbow told Pinkie.

"Only for about ten seconds at a time." She replied. "It's my thing Dashie."

"Don't you have to go bother someone else?" Rainbow told her.After what happened, she was cranky.

"Not until 4pm.Say, does anypony know what time it is?"

Suddenly, Rainbow and Twilight stopped dead in their tracks.They never realized the time.Time!

"Time..." Twilight murmured. "Oh Seaguls...Time... What time is it?"

Rainbow snapped out of her trance and let Twilight to the thinking.It was just soooo much work to think.Sure, she was smart, but she was awesome too.She turned around to Pinkie and said, "Your still here?I thought you ran away."

"Why you cranky Dashie?I'll cheer you up!100 bananas on the tree, 100 bananas yes siree!Take one down pass it around, now you got 99 bananas on the tree!"

"Pinkie, just stop.Just, no." Dash told her.

"Common every pony smile smile smile fill my heart up with-"

"No!"

"Giggle at the Ghosties!"

"Stop!"

"You gotta shaaarree!You gotta caaare!"

"SHUTUP!"

"Why?Youre always bragging, but I never shut you up."

"Because, I'm normal!"

"EVERYPONY BE QUIET!IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DANG TIME,AND YOU WONT STOP TALKING!AND YOU!"she yelled, glaring at Dash.She levitated her (her horn was getting better.)to behind a bush, and once they were out of the sight of Pinkie, "what part of 'friendship is magic' do you not understand?!What the heck is that?"she got cutoff due to a rustling in the bush across of them.

"Toot." The creature said.

"Awwwww!" Rainbow and Twi said together."It's so cute!"

"Awwww!Er...what is it?"

"A baby rainbow macaw."

"What?"

"A baby rainbow macaw."

"How do you know what this is called, but you didn't know what that over-sized cat is called."

"It was a jaguar.And his name was Steve."

"How do you know it was 'Steve'?

"He was wearing a name tag."

"Whatcha talking about?" Pinkie whispered, popping out of a bush. "Why are we whispering?"

"Look what we found Pinkie!"

"Oooooh!He has rainbow feathers like you, Dashie!"

"Yeah,but I bet he can't do a....SONIC RAINBOOM!"

"Neither can you, at the moment." Twilight mocked.

"Yeah, but he isn't....THE ELEMENT OF LOYALTY!"

"We don't even have our Elements anymore."

Right about then, Pinkie broke the "death fight".

"Let's name him 'Rainbow potato!'"

"Hey!Thats my name!"

"Rainbow Potato?"Twilight said, bemused.

"Yeah!"

"Well...Fine.." Twilight said.

"No!This dude is jacking my name!"

"Quite.I am 'jacking' your name.But, I, Rainbow Potato, am still awesomer than you."he spoke in a British Accent, and one of a mature grown man.

"IT CAN TALK?!" All three said together.

"Of course I can, Pegasus.And Earth Pony.And what the heck are you?"

"Alicorn." Twilight mumbled.

"Er..yes...Alicorn"

"Wait.Did you say your awesomer than me?!Is that a challenge?" Rainbow said in a deadly voice.

"Yes." Potato said. "I am."

"Guys!Thats not even a real word!"Twilight interjected.

"Name all the colors of the Rainbow!GO!"

"Orange, Green, Hot Dog, Broccoli..."Potato began.

"Red, Orange, Yellow..." Rainbow said.

"Chimichanga,fart, mustache."

"Green, Blue, Purple...BOOM!I win!" Rainbow did a shuffling dance.

"Ugh.Forget this competition.It was stupid."And with that, Rainbow Potato flew away.

"What a sore loser."

"What do we do now?" Twi asked.

"Oooh!Guys!Look!A river!"Pinkie yelled.

"Well!Alright.Lets go in the river.We need a break."

As they marched towards the river, a gray cloud hovered over them.

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