Ponies in the Amazon

"Okay me.Truth or Dare?"

"Dare."

"I dare you to...ask Twilight on a date!"

"NO."

"Leave no dare undone."

"Fine...but later...much much much much much much much later..."

"Fine with me, as long as I do it."

"You mean Me?"

"I."

"Us."

"Where the same piece of awesome."

"Too true, my friend.Too true"

"Yes."

"So Truth or Dare?"

"DARE!"

"I dare you to take the ponies to the Arctic North.And disguise yourself as a polar bear...no penguin!Named Butler!"

"I can't be disguised.They will figure me out."

"Then go as yourself."

"But then Twilight would kill me."

"She wouldn't do that."

"True..."

"So?"

"Grab my winter clothes."

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"Hey Twilight!" Discord called out as he walked through Twilights library.

"DISCORD?!What are you doing here?!"Twilight yelled as she flew up to meet his eyes.

"I'm taking you on a date to the frozen north, along with Rarity and Rainbow Dash and Pinkie and Applejack and Fluttershy."

"WHAT?!"

"Look, I don't want to.But I dared myself again.Me and Myself are totally different Meys."

"Meys?"

"Yeah, the plural of me?"

"Here ya go." Discord teleported Twilights friends in front of her, and they all had scorched manes and coats.Then he put fluffy winter clothes on all of them.

"Wait!Discord!No-" but to late, they where already in the middle of snow.

"No magic." He said, vacuuming the magic out of Raritys horn.It was a fair amount for a grown filly.(Rarity and the rest of Mane Six ARE grown FILLIES.They are not Mares yet.)

"No wings." He said numbing Fluttershy's and Rainbow's wings

"No...earthiness." He said taking the strength out of Applejack and Pinkie.

"And none of that for you too, Twilight."he said taking away the earth pony strength."no wings." He said making Twilights big wings feel numb."and no magic." He said as he started to vacuum Twilights magic.Yet, it took ten minutes, and they weren't even half way to removing all magic.She still had the Element of Magic inside her, a bunch of magic particles all over her coat, and her powerful magic skill.

"This might take a while.Dang it, Twilight.Why do you have so much magic?!" Discord yelled in frustration.

All of the other ponies where asleep because they where completely weak.Twilight was just getting drowsy after thirty minutes.She couldn't stop Discord because Discord had put a mind-blanking spell on all of them while they where teleporting.

"Well, yay." He said as he hugged his coat while the vacuum still vacuuming more magic.

After an hour, Twilight was fully asleep, which meant no more magic.Discord made a tent appear, and drifted to sleep.

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"DISCORD!!!" Discord heard a sweet, yet furious voice yell.

"What?" He said, looking around.

"Our wings are back, and my magic is working again.NOW TAKE US HOME."

"Twilight?"

"No, it's your grandma!"Twilight said sarcastically.

"Grandma?" Discord said drowsily.He grabbed Twilight and hugged her. "Missed ya grandma.I didn't even know I had a grandma."

"Discord!Let go of me!" She yelled. "Girls!Help!"

THE END