Ponies in the Amazon

"Is that the bear?" Rainbow asked.

"No, it's a giant raccoon!Of course it's a bear!" Twilight said rudely.After she realized what she said, she immediately added," Sorry, I'm just tired."

"Well, let's go after it!" Pinkie squealed as she jumped off.

"I don't want to.Its to..to far away..."Rainbow said in a distant voice.

"Oh common!" Twilight levitated Dashie as she trotted to catch up with Pinkie."Okay, grab that vine, Pinkie."

"Okie Dokie!"Pinkie took the vine in her mouth and stood as still as a statue as she waited for Twilight's instructions.

"Rainbow Dash, wrap the vine onto that other tree, then tie that other vine under those brown things to the vine tied to the tree to make it long enough to reach the rainbow.Rainbow, your good with Rainbows so then tie the vine to the Rainbow.Then we'll use this stick to stop him by bending it like this, and he'll be stopped right then."

"Can't we just fly up there and stop him?Or can't you just use your magic?"

"No.My wing has this random pain strike right now.And my magic isn't strong enough yet."

"But-"

"JUST DO IT AND DO IT NOW."

"Fine, Princess DemandingPants."

"I'm sorry okay?I need some sleep."

    Rainbow did as Twilight said, and Pinkie helped with the tying.In a matter of minutes, the three ponies had to catch a falling 600 pound bear, and carrying him to the cave while feeding him fish...sticks.When they got back to the cave, Steve was laughing his head off.Not litterally.

"Can I have this guy?He could be my little pet.Just like that little dragon of yours, Twilight."

At this, Twilights mind started working completely.She felt her powerful magic rising back.She felt normal again. Her mind was finally reacting fully and properly.

"How do you know about Spike?" She said through clenched teeth. "And how did you know all our names before we told you?"

"Oh well...you see...."

"And how can you TALK?"

"There's talking ponies.Why can't there be talking draq-I mean jaguars?" He said nervously.

"DISCORD!EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!!"

"How did you figure it out so fast?!" Discord said forming back to his normal shape.

"WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING?!" Rainbow yelled furiously.

"OH MI GOSH!" Pinkie yelled happily.

"You're dead." Twilight said quickly.

"Wait!Wait!I can explain!I was playing Truth or Dare with myself,"

"How are you supposed to play with yourself?"

"Don't ask.Anyway, I was playing with myself, then I dared me to take my three favorite ponies to the Amazon where I will take the form of a jaguar named Steve and I had to completely take on a jaguar character, completely changing my character."

"You didn't do a good job..." Twilight mumbled.

"Well, take us home!" Dash yelled.

"Okay, okay.And Twilight, I didn't mean the Martha stuff." He laughed at his annoyance joke.

"Okay...how about we don't speak of this to anyone?"

"Deal."

Discord teleported them home, and they where in Twilights library.

"Since you where in a different universe, no time has passed since you passed through the wormhole I set up." Discord said.

"Mkay.Bye." Twilight pushed him out the door.

"Wait!Do guys have hot wings?"

"You mean hay wings we keep calling hot wings because they are dipped in rainbow so there really spicy?And they are not even wings they are just shaped like blue jay wings?" Pinkie squealed.

"Yes.Do have anymore?"

"No." Twilight interrupted closing the door.

"Good night, Martha!" Discord said from outside, laughing like a crazy person.

At this, Twilights ears perked up, she became stiff, and I tint of blush appeared in her cheeks. "GO AWAY!" She yelled to outside.

"Fine..."