"How them (hic) applesh doin' Big Macintosh?" Applejack asked her big brother, who responded with, "Applejack, it's three in the morning." This just made his sister laugh, and say "Hee Hee, ya sure?" She asked. "Eeyup." He said to her. "I'm gonna go see Rainbow Dash." She said, as she stumbled out the door, and tried to run out the door, but smashed straight into it, and she was really fucking hammered, so all she did was start to cry. (I have nothing against AJ, I'm just as tired as she is drunk right now.). "Ya gotta be fuckin' kidding me." Big Mac said.
Applejack didn't even hit the door that hard, she was just too damn hammered to realize it.
"Big (hic) Macintosh, Applebloom got into the apple cellar again!" Applejack remarked. "She is in Appleloosa with Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle." Big Mac said, trying to find out how somepony can get THAT fucking wasted. "Oh yeah, never mind." She said, then laughed like she were to be smoking weed. "Big Mac?" She said. "Eeyup?" He responded. "Who in the FUCK ish this PewDiePie?" She asked

That's when Big Mac grabbed his iPod, PewDiePie merchandise, and went to where his sister sit. Big Mac bitch slapped her, then showed her who it was.

Author's Note

I'm sorry.... It's REALLY late at night, and I do shit like this really late at night. I mean, just earlier, when I went to put on the case on my iPhone 5S, I put it on upside down, and could see everything I was doing.