Applejack and Her Cider Problems

"Shit! This hangover is killing me." Applejack said just before she vomited on the floor. "Then maybe you shouldn't drink so damn much." Twilight said, trying to convince Applejack to stop. Even though Dash loved the stuff, she was trying to help AJ stop, too.
"I ain't taking no AA class, and that's that!" She said. "I don't care." Twilight said. Just at that very moment, Applejack shut Twilight up, then said "Twilight?" The purple unicorn was getting really fucking annoyed, and didn't hold back her next words. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?" She asked. "Twi? What's, what's Rule 34?" Applejack asked.
"You don't want to know." Twilight said, with a hint of annoyance in her voice. "Well, whatever it is, it sounds fun." She said. "NO, GOD NO!" Twilight yelled at her friend. "Ah don't care, Twi, I'm gonna fuckin' do it." Applejack said. Rainbow Dash rushed into the room, and asked why Applejack was saying she was going to clop. Suddenly, AJ put down her iPod, and looked at Rainbow with wide eyes
"I'm gonna go clop in the bathroom." AJ said, as she snapped a picture of Dash.
"Ummmm... She's hammered again?" Rainbow asked, scared that she was what Applejack was going to clop to. "Yup." Twi said, with annoyance in her voice.
Suddenly they heard Applejack moaning. "Is that her vomiting, or..." Suddenly she realized that it might be both, then Rainbow threw up on the floor.
"I'm sorry, I gotta go." Rainbow said suddenly.