Stew the Alicron 2: Harder Better Faster Edgier

Warning: This is Canon

Stew sat on his throne while getting sexed in the booty hole by Sombra.

"Aw man this shit feels so gud." Stew said.

"Gud." Sombob ses.

then Sombra camed in Stews bum and there was yogourt everywhere and then Stew started peeing yogourt too, his was blueberry so it was better tho.

Then the fluttershy emo slaves started to eat all the yogourt that was stews and sobars because they loved yogourt and they were trying to eat healthier.

Then suddenly someone smashed the door in!

"Whore u!?" Stew asked the mystery.

"Hahahah you dont remember me Stew?" human guy asked.

"no I dont sorey." Stew said.

"It's me ur half demon hafe angel brother Vorgil!" Vegetables said.

"Dramatic Gasp!" Stew yelled in surprise.

"Yeah I've come back and I'm gonna steal all ur grrrls now so k?" Viking said.

"No you wont." Stew replied.

"Too bad, I already teleported them away ;)" Virvil said.

"Aw shit fuck you fuck fuck gratuitous swearing over the fact that you stole my sexually objectified girls." Stew said.

"Bye" Virgin said as he disappears.

"Shit what will we do now Sombra?" Stew asked Sombra but then when Stew turner around Sombra was gone and there was a note saying 'bye bye ur brother's cooler im gonna be his sexy slave now -Sombra'.

"Aw shit i've lost everything but my castle what will I due!" Stew screamed to the heavens.

Then some people came in and took Stews house away and now he's just floating in space.

"fuck" Stew said.