Stew the Alicron 2: Harder Better Faster Edgier

"So anyway, what's your name changeling guy?" Stew asked the Changelking as they walked to vorgels castle.

"my name is TimberWolf69*" changeling said.

"whys ur name timbarwolf if you're a changeling?" nitemares asked.

"is it bcuz you're a timber wolf disguised as a changeling??!!!!! ha ha ha i crack my self up sometimes but seriously thats a weird name" Stew said

"It's because i was raised by timber wolvesfs when i was a little camgeling babey."TimberWolf said

"oh" everyone said

And then they got to Virgil's castle.

It was a big spooky castle with clouds all over it and gargoles and statuse and thorny rose bush?

so then they enter the castle and then suddenly

"hey so your finally here guys" Vegemite said on top of his throne of emo fluttershy pone slaves while solba yiffed** him in the booty.

"sombaby y did you leave my i miss you so much" stew asked

"because youre not sexy enuff for me 3" Sombra sed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" Stew whispered in agonizing pain as virgil's sward penetrated deep inside stew

"Gasp how dare you deeply penetrate my one true love with your sword like that you've gone too far." Nightmam moon said.

"yeah dude how dare you deeply penetrate Stew with your sword like that." TimberWolf65 said.

TimberWolf99 got angry because of his new friend getting deeply penetrated by Virgil's sword and he began to transform.

When the transformation was complete there where TimbaWolf42 stood was TimbaWolf65!??

"Gasp what is this technique!?" Virgin yelled.?

"Ha ha ha ha ha! You have fallen for my trap?" TimberWolf73 said.

"How is this possibru?!" Virgil said.

"YOu see VirGEL, I have completed the ultimate chageling training, and so because of that training i can perform the super secret changeling transformation passed down through my famiry for generations! It' is the UNLIMITED ULTIMATE STREET FIGHTER IV CHANGELING TRANSFORMATINO TECHNIQUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Timber said.

"YOU SEE, I HAVE TRANSFORMED INTO THE ONLY THING THAT CAN DEFEAT ANYTHING EVER EXISTING AND NOT EXISITNG, I HAVE TRANSFORMED INTO.... MYSELF!!!!!!!" TimberWolf screamed in pleasure.

"Gasp?!" Virgil said.

"Guh!"? Stew said.

"Open bracket pleasured moan close bracket." Nightmare Moon said.

So then throughth e amazingness of timbawolfs powers Virgil was defeated and flew away to hyper universe world galaxy place to get some cheeseburgers.

"We did it stew/" Nightmare said.

but suddenly stew wasn't breathing from being deeply penetrated by virgil's sword.

"OH NO" nighmare moon said.

luckinly nightmamre moon knew what to do, it was an ancient healing magic passed down by her family that could save anyone regardless of how deeply penetrated they were by virgil's sword.

so then nightmare moon got in front of stew and started doing the sacred twerk dance of her people and stew came back to life and fell in love with everyone so after they saved the changelings stew settled down and started a harem with everybodey he loved .

TJE END?