Stew the Alicron 2: Harder Better Faster Edgier

Stew the Alicorn sat on his harem in with his chair when suddenly, a whole bunch of characters on-disk that you had to pay for appeared thru the drive-thru?

"Whoa who are you guys?" STew asked.

"We are alternate skins and characters that you had to pay for that were already on the disk that were kept behind a paywall hue hue hue please don't friendzone me please" Fedora Stew said.

"Whoa what a waste of money I'm never reading these stupid Stew the Alicron Stories ever again." Stew said.

"Hue hue hue hue hue hue" Fedora stew said.

"also i don't even know you how could i even friendzone you" stew said.

"aw fuck" fedora stew said.

THE END fedora stew slipped into an unending depresseion that he couldn't climb out of that was full of lots of ice cream and black leather fingerless gloves and daily edge offs saying that he'll commit suicide on the internet for attention and never doing it and ranting about being friendzoend    he eventually died due to choking on dewritos the end

the moral of the story is this: don't eat mountain dew and doritos at the same time maybe not at all since that shit is really bad for you i mean it dude don't do it and if you do cut that shit out of your diet please man i'm worried about your health if you won't do it for yourself then could you please do it for me?