Action! Drama! Suspense! Morality or the lack thereof! No matter what your taste in television, "The Hoity Toity Show" has what you're looking for! We bring you the dirtiest dirt, the darkest secrets and the most challenging problems of ponies from all over Equestria all orchestrated by our masterful maestro, the sultan of stage and show: Hoity Toity! Watch as Hoity speaks to disgruntled fillies, despairing mares and frustrated stallions, and through his amazing wisdom and wit makes their problems simply vanish into thin air! So don't touch that dial- "The Hoity Toity Show" is up next!