Twilight awoke to the crimson cloaked man standing above her.
she looked at her surroundings and figured out three things...
1: she was still in the Everfree forest.
2:she and Rarity were both still alive.
3:and the tall scary guy was smiling at her with a short blonde red eyed girl with a velvet uniform and a large case on her back behind him.

"Oh, great your alive... Because I was soooo not hungry!"
"Stay away from me! Or else... Or else I'll..!"
"Or else you'll shoot me with that magical horn?"
"Yeah... I mean...YES!!! Just go!"
"Ok... How about no. I honestly doubt that thing even works, cause the only magical horn I've ever seen was during Magic Mike."
"What?!"
"Oh... Right, my name is Alucard. I kill monsters with guns... And this is police girl, she's a pussy, so she uses a sniper. What is your name?
"Well, my name is Twilight Sparkle and I'm a princess."
"Wow, you literally lost me right there when you said you were a stuck up bitch"
"Excuse me?"
"See? I told ya!"
"Ok, nevermind for now but how is Rarity?"
"Oh, she's fine... She may have passed out a again after she saw my coat and hat..."
"..."
"Oh, by the way I may have read your mind while you were out. So I know she's a fashionista or as I like to call them... The devil hims-herself? Whatever!
"Well, ok then..."

Alucard then turned and began walking.
"Where are you going?"
"Well, isn't it obvious?" He smiled
"...no!"
"Wow! Way to ruin the moment, well if you must know I plan of killing Nazis. Too-da-loo!"
"...what?.."
And with that Alucard and police girl where gone into thin air

Soon after Rarity awoke and Twilight explained everything.
Rarity passed out and had too be carried to Zecora's by Twilight.

Author's Note

So yeah, probably have chapter 3 out Friday or Saturday...
Also pls don't get pissy about this chapter it was purposed for comedic relief and introducing people or ponies...
Whatever!