Alucard in Equestria (Abridged version)

by EquestrianDovahkin

Fat Nazi bastard! Are you back?

Previous Chapter

After mere minutes of leaving the unicorn and stuck-up bitch, Alucard and police girl where in front of the castle...
What followed was a series of screams, cries, splashes of blood and dead Nazis(what did you think?)

"Oh, I sure am glad we're all safe!" Stated Rarity.
"But what about the man that saved you two?" Asked Fluttershy.
"Saved us? He was seconds away from killing me!" Everyone gave a rather quizzical look towards Rarity.
"Twilight, didn't you see that god awful cape of his? Velvet, I would understand but crimson? How dare he!?"
"Rarity, he still did stop those two monster things. I guess we are indebted to him somehow..."
"Tell me more about what happened to the two monster things!" Shouted a Rainbow colored Pegasus.
"Really? Rainbow Dash?"
"Well yeah! Its sound super awesome! like how did their heads explode? Or what made their heads explode?"
"Rainbow, they were still people and deserved to... well... not die and get their heads blown off!" exclaimed Twilight.
" Fine, whatever... bitch" she mumbled.

"Ahh, fat Nazi bastard we meet once again"
"Oh, why isn't it ze legendary pain my ass; Alucard"
"Oh shutup won't you? we all know your a shitty ass German robot... Probably made by BMW at that..."
"BMW is a excellent German company!"
"bla bla, save it for your mother"
"leave my mother out of this"
"make me!"
"Kill me already!"
"Wow, your predecessor was at least a fun Nazi..."
"well....."
"Kaboom, now your dead."

*knock-knock*
"police girl"
"yes?"
"won't you be a dear, and answer the GODDAMN door?"


Author's Note

I gave up on this...
I couldn't find enough stuff so expect chapter 4 to be out tomorrow or something...