"Wow, you're so big." Nathan said as he approached the creature.

"I've heard about you, you're that kid from Texas aren't you?" he asked using magic to poof up a cowboy hat and a map of Texas.

"Yes ah am, and ah' take it you're Discord the draconequus." Nathan said

"That I am kid." Discord said

"Discord, how did you know where we were and how did you know he was here?" Twilight asked

"I just know my way around Equestria just as much as you do Twilight, plus the fact that I take very good guesses."

"Well Discord, remember, no pranks and no foolish tricks." Fluttershy said

"Ohoho, don't worry about that Fluttershy, I've already done my share of hijinks for today." Discord said using his magic to make a cup of tea.

"On who?!" Applejack asked in a serious tone

"Um well...."

"DISCORD??!!" said Celestia and Luna's voices who had came in through the front door, their mane and horn were gone from Nathan it kind of looked like they were bald headed, he snickered and giggled at this, Celestia looked down at him seriously.

"It's not funny Nathan!" she said, yet he continued to giggle, even Twilight and her friends started giggling at this.

"Nathan quit the giggling this instant!" Luna said, "Can't you see our horns and mane are gone?"

"Ah' don't care, ya'll look like ya'll just met a match with a razor." Nathan said Celestia and Luna then turned over to Discord with a demanding look, Discord then pulled out what looked like their manes and horns, but he made them now to look like cotton candy.

"Discord that is not cotton candy, put those back on our head this moment!" Celestia ordered, but instead of doing what he was told, Discord smirked and then looked at their backs.

"Come to think of it, I think I'll take those wings, because I need a boost of speed for my flying." He said snapping his fingers, Celestia and Luna then turned and saw that their wings were now gone, Applejack along with Nathan, and everypony else soon went from giggling to laughing their heads off at this, sure they didn't approve of what Discord had done to Equestria, but this was probably the most hilarious thing they had ever seen.

"Well it looks like you two are just regular earth ponies now." Discord said showing them their wings which were now on his back, he then started eating their manes as if they really were fluffed of sticks of cotton candy.

"DISCORD GIVE THOSE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!" Celestia yelled.

:"You have to catch me first!" he teased as he started running out the door, with Celestia and Luna in chase.

"That was funny." Nathan said.

"Yeah, ah' must admit, Discord was a little on the comedic side right there." Applejack said

"Will he come back?" Nathan asked

"Maybe, if he doesn't get hoofed on his backside." Rarity said, going back to eating her soup.

But right on target, Discord had come back with a hoofmark on his back, Celestia had popped him like a mother to a toddler, Celestia and Luna also returned with their manes, wings, and horns back to their proper places.

"Now leave us alone Discord that's an order." Celestia said calmly, she then turned to Twilight, Nathan, and the others who were still laughing at this with a serious look.

"And stop laughing, that is not funny."

Immediately they stopped laughing, and soon Celestia and Luna stormed out the door, leaving Discord alone with the others, Discord then turned his attention once again to Nathan reusing the cowboy hat and the picture of Texas.

"So Discord, how do ya' know 'bout mah' place?" Nathan asked taking a sip of his Mountain Dew.

"Well let's just say, I've crawled around it before, I've seen that your capital of Austin is a country music city." he said playing a fiddle which came out of nowhere, Applejack was appalled by this, he could play a fiddle really good.

"I have also heard that you Texans are very proud of your state, because I've seen the state shape everywhere I looked." he said using magic to create a portal screen which showed videos of signs that had the state of Texas on it.

"Billboards, bridges, a stadium, DQ, everywhere I look, I see Texas, it's so much fun ya'll." Discord said with probably the worst Texas accent Nathan had ever heard.

"Which reminds me." Discord snapped his fingers and out of nowhere came a cookie dough blizzard from DQ, Nathan was surprised.

"Discord, how did ya do that?" Nathan asked

"I have my ways of learning human behavior." Discord answered with a smile, Nathan ran up to him.

"Thanks Discord, you're brining back some good memories fer me." Nathan said hugging him, Twilight and the others smiled at this.

"Discord, I'll give you a bite of this if you promise to do one thing fer' me." Nathan said

"And what's that?" Discord asked

"Stop joking around with Ms. Celestia and Ms. Luna." Nathan said, Discord was shocked for him it was fun.

"But I'm..."

"Discord," Twilight said, "Listen to my nephew, he's the future Captain of the Royal Guards you know."

"Yeah, what even the future captain says goes." Fluttershy said backing them up, pretty soon the other three along with Spike joined in on taking Nathan's side, Discord frowned.

"All right." Discord said, begrudgingly.

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Pretty soon they had all finished up their dinner, and Nathan was about to take the first bite of his Blizzard, but then a thought came into mind, "I wanna share this, but how can ah' if it's this small?"

"Aunt Twilight?"

"Yes, Nate?"

"Can ya' supersize this blizzard and make some bowls and spoons, cause ah' want to share this with all of you, including you Discord." Discord let off a sad smile.

"Thank you Nathan." Discord said

"Yer' welcome varmit." Nathan said.

"So Discord, what do ya'll like 'bout Texas?" Nathan asked

"The fact that Texas has everthing, from rodeos to good old country music." He said playing a fiddle, Applejack was just dazzled at this, now she really wanted to go to Texas and check it out herself.

"Nate, ya'll gotta take me to Texas, ah' want to see this place." Applejack said.

"Well ah' would like to take all of ya'll to Texas, show ya'll mah' old orphanage, go see a Texas apple orchard, and everythin' mah' treat."

"It's a deal." Applejack said.

"We'll all go." Twilight said, but that left one person Discord himself.

"Can I come along too?" Discord asked

"Yes, Discord, but no hijinks." Nathan said.

Author's Note

In my next Nathan story, he will be taking them all to Texas, where they are all humans.