Before you dive into my first attempt at writing (happy face!), I'd like to thank a few awesome ponies.
Since I'm feeling in a poetic mood today, I'll do something cool.

To Ammon,
by whom
our friend Locke was created.

To my friends at Cutie Marks,
who
were so supportive of me while I scrambled
to finish this hack.

And to you,
reader,
for whom this is written.

I hope you all enjoy.

Author's Note

Yeah, I know--I should write a sonnet next time, and spare you of my syntax. So, you know the drill: comment boxes below for commenting, trolling, and submitting formal complaints to be evaluated; like and dislike buttons whose roll is rather self-explanatory, and the funky chapter-turner arrows below which do something magical. If you don't believe me, try it. It's magical.