the lone isles

      Bacon bitz, or BB, for short that’s my name. Anyways let’s get to the story, no procrastinations.

      Today was not important to anyone except to the ponies of Engrimum, a strip of five islands in the southern region. the princess’ and prince were coming. Actually, OH NO, RIGHT NOW!! Have to hurry have to hurry! Right as I came up to the crowd, a pony was screaming and somepony fainted. I could barely make out what a few were saying over all this ruckus, but it sounded like,

   “THE PRINCE IS MISSING!! AHHHHHHHHHH!”, that was screamed in my face.

   I took her by the shoulders and slapped her face, that calmed her down a bit, “Nima! Get yourself together, would you want to show princess Savira, and princess Auquintara that you are not true to your cutie mark?” Her real name was Peppermint Onima Ricornya the First (I don’t get that last part either), but everypony just called her Nima, or Pep.

“Ohhh I just can’t help it!” she said biting her hoof “It’s just that, well, I CAN’T HELP IT!!!!!!” she wailed breaking into tears.

“You know, instead of worrying,” I paused for dramatic effect “No, sthhh, I’m not sure you’d be up to it…”

“What, what is it?” tricking her was waaaaay too easy.

  “You could go help everypony else look for him.”

“I see right through you Bitzy,” she scolded, “ but, thanks, really.” and with that she trotted off (to take my advice of course) As I cantered off to the old church, now my residence and music shack, I caught some idiot trying to fly through my window. So I did the sensible thing, I grabbed his tail in my mouth and yanked. The looser fell to the ground and was promptly knocked unconscious. So and I want to say, my windows aren’t that high, so that was pretty ridiculous, being knocked unconscious and all. After I took him in and slapped him up a bit, so he’d wake up, but also for his idiocy, and to scare him (the list goes on, but in all, I wanted to slap him cause he’s a wimp.) Finally (FINALLY !) he woke up; and then then was a shimmer, and I saw his horn. Yeah, he had a horn and wings. I had just beat up the prince. Greeeeeeeeeeeat that was just what I needed, a ticket to the dungeon in the forest of banishment.