The Swiss-German Lance

Chapter 2

Heading towards a village. As a pony I thought.

I started expecting the worst that can happen. What if they'll use me to experiment? What if they'll cut everything open, or eve- I mentally slap myself, trying to get myself under control, not letting panic overflow me.

I tried to hold myself onto something. "Oh yeah, hooves." I said to nobody.

I then started looking looking again towards the village, looking at the buildings that came up. I looked at them, "What the? That's interesting. What kind of houses are those?"

I then was quickly dragged out of the river somehow. I felt how just everything stopped for me and I levitated off the river and on the grassy field.

I looked around, seeing nobody that was near me, only another...pony. A light aquamarine pony with uhh...I'll say yellow-orange eyes since I don't know any other colour that matches her eyes and a horn on her head.

"Hey, are you alright? I saw you inside the river, trying to grab something but failing." The girl said.

I just brain farted, staggering something to say "I. Eh...Uh..." she just looked at me, trying to understand what I'm trying to say. "Where the hell am I!?" I yelled.

She jumped back of my sudden burst, saying "No need to yell, and you're near at the edge of Ponyville." What. "Alright...What country is this?" I asked, she just said with a small smile "Equestria, silly, did you travel in this river from like Germaney? You got a rather strong accent like one of them" ...Bitch please, I sound mighty fine for me. "Uhhh...no? I got here from another Planet called "Earth", where I was a human, now I'm a pony, care to explain what the hell is going on?"

She just looked at me, eyeing me, every detail. That started creeping me out, very much in fact.

"Y-You were a Human?" That made me think. Do they even have humans? Nah, but there are  TALKING PONIES FOR FUCK SAKES. She jumped at me, tackling me on the ground, yelling at me "Tell me every! Single! Detail!"

Girl calm the fuck down! I was now really scared. Was she going to rape me now? Do they hate humans? Oh my god, what if they eat humans?! "Don't eat me! For the love of god please don't eat me!" I begged, nearly about to cry.

She just looked at me, then grimacing, trying not to laugh because of that dumb comment I said, failing and bursting out laughing, falling right besides me, laughing like mad.

I stood up, wobbling, running off to a forest of some sorts, it looked rather dark. Okay I be honest, very dark.

I noticed ten seconds later, I was running on air, that girl was holding me with...magic? Impossible! How can that bitch do magic?! Is it because of that horn? I thought she got that because there is a own race that are kinky and try to fuck you.

Oh I forgot to tell, how do I know it's a girl? That voice!

I prepared for the worst she will do, I stopped running, just floating, above the ground, and then I dropped on the ground, a quiet *Thump* able to hear from the landing

She then stood up, wiping a tear of laugh away, walking up to me "That was a good one, but seriously -haha- how was it being a human?"

"I don't want to talk about it," I said with a frown "you're making me uncomfortable." She sighed when I finished at that, letting me actually stand up for once! "Fine, but I will find you later, and you will answer me the questions."

I stood up, nodding "Thank you." and ran off, towards the village now, stopping in dead tracks and falling on the nose, then sitting on my ass, not even trying to question how I did that.

I then started thinking out loud "Would it be such a great idea?"

"Of course it would be a great idea." the girl said behind me.

I looked back, and asked "What's your name even?" She just looked at me, answering then with a smile "Lyra, and your name?" Come to think of it...I don't even remember correctly, there is just too much stuff going on... I tried to remember, slapped myself just to try remembering it Argh! "I don't remember, but just call me "Skyfall", because I fell from the sky and got here."

She nodded, trying to keep herself under control for some reason.

I looked back to the village, and started walking towards it.

"Tell me, what do I have to do as a pony?" She just looked at me, giving a rather strange look at me, answering "Uhh...just like a human?" "So just get weapons weapons, kill people, playing on a console, drinking much alcohol?" She then looked at me in horror. "Just kidding! But I just have to be normal and friendly?" She looked then relaxed a bit, but had a frown on her face, just answering with a simple and short “Yes.”

She then asked some seconds later "What’s a console, Skyfall? Is it like some sort of game?"

I meanwhile was so deep in my thoughts of what could happen, if there is a reverse or if I will be stuck here forever, well, until she smacked me, I won't tell where, but it hurts. I yelled and sweared, she just looked at me in horror, saying sorry over and over, saying she wanted to kick my back hoof. Yeah right... anyways, some time later of yelling and swearing, I stood up again, and started trotting towards the village that is called Ponyville, seriously, what is this? Am I maybe in coma and this is like Dream version 2.0?

Whatever, I arrived at Ponyville, and looked around, I thought this may be a brand new start for me, but I still want to get out of this place as fast as possible.

I turned around to Lyra and asked where the library is, she just pointed a hoof at a direction and said "Walk down there and you see a big tree, you can't miss it."

"Wait, wait, wait. so the library, is in a tree?", I asked, rather dumbly, she just nodded.

"Well, alright then, thanks for the help I guess.", I said to her, Lyra just said "Have fun, Skyfall." She then went of right to the opposite direction, and I went towards the library.

She didn't lie, I'm like 200 meters away, and it's already big. I continued walking towards it, and I saw some kind of massive gingerbread house, that made me really question.

Are you able to eat it, because I think I’m getting hungry.

Then I saw some ponies leaving the place, to be honest, I'm already used to ponies here, but still a bit strange, and when I saw them leaving, I knew instantly, it's made of metal and wood, so I better don't try it.

I continue walking towards the library.