This story is a crossover between Deadly Premonition, My Little Pony, and Banned From Equestria Daily. But you already guessed that, right Zach? Well still, join Agent York Morgan on his wild adventure in Ponyville and meet the oddball residents as everything gets dark, goes nuts, then gets dark again.

For those of you who don't know, Deadly Premonition is one of the greatest games of the recent generation, and is full of all this weird junk and it's basically Twin Peaks: The Video Game. Seriously, play it sometime. I'm not saying you should buy it, but rent it at the very least.
My Little Pony is a show that was originally designed to entertain young girls and be the antithesis of "Boy shows" at the time until Generation 4 came in and smashed all those pre-conceptions spawning a community of male fans known as "bronies." But you already knew that, right Zach?
When these powers combine, Captain Planet is obese and sitting in a Hawaiian shirt living at home with Duke Nukem in a sitcom comedy but you also get this story!