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I Blame You

by Whitestrake
The product of my friend and I having a Skype call that went to the subject of 'What if...'

This is pretty much a self-insert, mostly done for comedic purposes.
After a mishap with an invention of mine, a friend and I find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria. How will the peaceful land of Equestria handle the influx of two humans? Will Jay and I ever find a way back home? Will anyone give this story a fair shot? Read and find out.
Things that actually involve MLP:FiM begin in the second chapter.

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
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MLOTQ

111199 words: Estimated about 9 hours to read

73 Chapters:

  1. What Can Go Wrong 2012-03-18 21:56:15 UTC
    1447
  2. Poor Choice Of Words 2012-03-18 23:54:57 UTC
    1188
  3. Jay Hates Buckets 2012-03-18 22:20:19 UTC
    1105
  4. Are You Kidding Me? 2012-03-20 03:04:32 UTC
    1296
  5. Peace Treaty 2012-07-12 13:03:36 UTC
    1269
  6. Way To Go, Jay 2012-03-23 02:13:45 UTC
    1155
  7. Exposition, Exposition Everywhere 2012-03-24 01:22:02 UTC
    1144
  8. Lies and Slander 2012-03-25 00:51:26 UTC
    1319
  9. Insert Clever Title Here 2012-03-26 03:08:45 UTC
    1556
  10. Celestia is Oddly Calm About This 2012-03-27 16:26:01 UTC
    1230
  11. A Wild Update Appears! 2012-03-29 15:57:55 UTC
    1297
  12. Can't Escape Now 2012-03-31 06:11:04 UTC
    1319
  13. Who's a Clever Title? 2012-04-02 21:21:30 UTC
    1536
  14. Curve-Ball Time! 2012-04-09 02:46:33 UTC
    1925
  15. Dark Green Attracts Heat 2012-04-22 03:34:55 UTC
    1188
  16. East Bound and Down 2012-04-23 22:30:24 UTC
    1395
  17. Fun Fact: My Truck Has no Airbags 2012-04-27 19:49:22 UTC
    1489
  18. The Universe Heard Twilight Thinking 2012-05-04 02:46:52 UTC
    1420
  19. Insert Clever Name Here 2012-05-08 02:07:45 UTC
    1446
  20. Magic n' Stuff 2012-05-29 19:30:57 UTC
    1514
  21. The Chapter That Causes a Rush of Un-Fav's 2012-07-12 10:20:48 UTC
    1277
  22. SciFi Was Better Before it Changed to SyFy 2012-07-22 16:19:48 UTC
    1462
  23. The Night Before... 2012-07-23 22:28:23 UTC
    1242
  24. ... Some of the 'Party'... 2012-07-28 20:00:12 UTC
    1351
  25. ... And the Morning After [Part 1] 2012-07-31 09:37:03 UTC
    1571
  26. The Morning After (Part 2) 2012-08-23 03:45:49 UTC
    1379
  27. Sooner or Later... 2012-09-03 14:51:37 UTC
    1220
  28. I Might do Little Extras at the End of Chapters 2012-09-10 09:13:41 UTC
    2167
  29. Life Lessons With Giant Battle Tanks 2012-09-15 06:27:29 UTC
    1216
  30. How is Something That Heavy not Falling Through the Floor? 2012-09-16 19:17:04 UTC
    1673
  31. Where's Ripley? 2012-09-21 09:07:42 UTC
    1335
  32. So Loud, so Angry... So Dead 2012-09-23 19:00:47 UTC
    1538
  33. Yeah, Everypony has Something Unusual. 2012-09-26 12:09:16 UTC
    1697
  34. Magic, the Semi-Harmless Radiation 2012-09-30 19:37:38 UTC
    1591
  35. Keep Calm and Kill Time 2012-10-03 09:34:41 UTC
    1241
  36. Remember How I Used to do a lot of Polls? 2012-10-04 11:59:06 UTC
    1664
  37. All Work and no Play 2012-10-08 12:36:40 UTC
    1192
  38. Adam Sandler is Always the Love Interest, Regardless of What Role he's Playing. 2012-10-13 02:20:19 UTC
    1263
  39. My Little Spaghetti 2012-10-16 01:21:59 UTC
    1693
  40. Hakuna Matata is an actual Swahili phrase and wasn't made up by Disney 2012-10-18 12:29:08 UTC
    1559
  41. The Serial Killer with the Most Confirmed Kills Only Received Twenty-two Years in Prison 2012-10-20 19:04:31 UTC
    1554
  42. Aristotle was the First to Describe What we Call "Bromance" 2012-10-21 23:31:10 UTC
    1509
  43. Samsung Actually Makes the iPhone's Processor 2012-10-28 22:18:30 UTC
    1458
  44. Albert Einstein's Last Words are Lost to History Because he Spoke Them in German, and his Attending Nurse Couldn't Understand him 2012-10-30 01:01:01 UTC
    1873
  45. A Man on his Deathbed Confessed to Murder, Only to Make a Miraculous Recovery. He Will Now Serve the Remainder of His Natural Life Behind Bars. 2012-11-06 03:43:07 UTC
    1481
  46. I Wrote the Entirety of This While Suffering Food Poisoning 2012-11-14 04:09:07 UTC
    1759
  47. Well, that was... odd 2012-11-16 06:35:12 UTC
    1775
  48. Welcome to the Borderlands 2012-11-19 03:00:46 UTC
    1266
  49. Not Quite Hunting in the Sand 2012-11-21 19:36:42 UTC
    1855
  50. About to go Hunting in the Sand 2012-11-23 04:15:31 UTC
    1841
  51. Now we go Hunting in the Sand 2012-11-25 17:39:05 UTC
    1902
  52. A Return to the Nonsensical 2012-11-25 20:00:47 UTC
    1720
  53. Fly me to the Moon 2012-11-27 03:21:11 UTC
    1755
  54. I've got You Under my Skin 2012-11-29 17:13:25 UTC
    1635
  55. An Oddly Unarousing Evening 2012-12-01 03:19:54 UTC
    1435
  56. Of All the Rotten Luck 2012-12-02 18:20:51 UTC
    1708
  57. Hanger Neighteen 2012-12-06 03:25:44 UTC
    2223
  58. I'm Running Out of Puns for the Queens' Names 2012-12-08 07:01:19 UTC
    1789
  59. I Think the Extra is Longer Than the Actual Update 2012-12-14 02:00:53 UTC
    1537
  60. Alligator Blood can Destroy Many Bacteria and Viruses 2012-12-17 23:58:02 UTC
    1574
  61. John Tyler, Tenth President of the United States, has two Living Grandchildren 2012-12-27 23:36:03 UTC
    1947
  62. The Green Mile is the Only Movie to Ever Bring Manly Tears to my Eyes 2013-01-01 13:20:15 UTC
    1555
  63. Jay: The Assassin's Creed Plot is Stupid 2013-01-06 17:40:30 UTC
    1250
  64. Elvis Presley Only Failed One Class in School: Music 2013-01-09 03:33:46 UTC
    1319
  65. In 1953, the US and UK Worked Together to Overthrow the Democratic Iranian Government 2013-01-14 08:29:47 UTC
    1830
  66. The Most Successful Interrogator of WWII Preferred Friendliness to Torture. He Would Take Prisoners to the Zoo and Even Arranged for One to Enjoy a Flight in a German Fighter Plane 2013-02-13 09:05:41 UTC
    1838
  67. Fanta was Invented in Nazi Germany due to the Difficulty Importing Coca Cola Syrup 2013-02-18 04:30:24 UTC
    1761
  68. Men Process the Sound of Other Men's Voices in the Same Area of the Brain that Processes Simple Sounds like Car Engines and Machinery, but Process Women's Voices in the Same Area That Processes Music 2013-02-20 06:55:24 UTC
    2341
  69. The Cemetery in Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" was Hit by a Tornado After Production, Pulling Two-Hundred Bodies From Their Graves 2013-02-22 06:41:12 UTC
    2264
  70. One [Bad End] 2013-02-26 02:23:40 UTC
    2088
  71. When You Were Young... [Good End] 2013-02-26 06:28:30 UTC
    1429
  72. You Know What, Fine 2013-03-01 04:37:37 UTC
    827
  73. Guess What's on Its Way 2013-03-30 04:50:46 UTC
    532