
I Blame You
The product of my friend and I having a Skype call that went to the subject of 'What if...'
This is pretty much a self-insert, mostly done for comedic purposes.
After a mishap with an invention of mine, a friend and I find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria. How will the peaceful land of Equestria handle the influx of two humans? Will Jay and I ever find a way back home? Will anyone give this story a fair shot? Read and find out.
Things that actually involve MLP:FiM begin in the second chapter.





111199 words: Estimated about 9 hours to read
73 Chapters:
- What Can Go Wrong 2012-03-18 21:56:15 UTC1447
- Poor Choice Of Words 2012-03-18 23:54:57 UTC1188
- Jay Hates Buckets 2012-03-18 22:20:19 UTC1105
- Are You Kidding Me? 2012-03-20 03:04:32 UTC1296
- Peace Treaty 2012-07-12 13:03:36 UTC1269
- Way To Go, Jay 2012-03-23 02:13:45 UTC1155
- Exposition, Exposition Everywhere 2012-03-24 01:22:02 UTC1144
- Lies and Slander 2012-03-25 00:51:26 UTC1319
- Insert Clever Title Here 2012-03-26 03:08:45 UTC1556
- Celestia is Oddly Calm About This 2012-03-27 16:26:01 UTC1230
- A Wild Update Appears! 2012-03-29 15:57:55 UTC1297
- Can't Escape Now 2012-03-31 06:11:04 UTC1319
- Who's a Clever Title? 2012-04-02 21:21:30 UTC1536
- Curve-Ball Time! 2012-04-09 02:46:33 UTC1925
- Dark Green Attracts Heat 2012-04-22 03:34:55 UTC1188
- East Bound and Down 2012-04-23 22:30:24 UTC1395
- Fun Fact: My Truck Has no Airbags 2012-04-27 19:49:22 UTC1489
- The Universe Heard Twilight Thinking 2012-05-04 02:46:52 UTC1420
- Insert Clever Name Here 2012-05-08 02:07:45 UTC1446
- Magic n' Stuff 2012-05-29 19:30:57 UTC1514
- The Chapter That Causes a Rush of Un-Fav's 2012-07-12 10:20:48 UTC1277
- SciFi Was Better Before it Changed to SyFy 2012-07-22 16:19:48 UTC1462
- The Night Before... 2012-07-23 22:28:23 UTC1242
- ... Some of the 'Party'... 2012-07-28 20:00:12 UTC1351
- ... And the Morning After [Part 1] 2012-07-31 09:37:03 UTC1571
- The Morning After (Part 2) 2012-08-23 03:45:49 UTC1379
- Sooner or Later... 2012-09-03 14:51:37 UTC1220
- I Might do Little Extras at the End of Chapters 2012-09-10 09:13:41 UTC2167
- Life Lessons With Giant Battle Tanks 2012-09-15 06:27:29 UTC1216
- How is Something That Heavy not Falling Through the Floor? 2012-09-16 19:17:04 UTC1673
- Where's Ripley? 2012-09-21 09:07:42 UTC1335
- So Loud, so Angry... So Dead 2012-09-23 19:00:47 UTC1538
- Yeah, Everypony has Something Unusual. 2012-09-26 12:09:16 UTC1697
- Magic, the Semi-Harmless Radiation 2012-09-30 19:37:38 UTC1591
- Keep Calm and Kill Time 2012-10-03 09:34:41 UTC1241
- Remember How I Used to do a lot of Polls? 2012-10-04 11:59:06 UTC1664
- All Work and no Play 2012-10-08 12:36:40 UTC1192
- Adam Sandler is Always the Love Interest, Regardless of What Role he's Playing. 2012-10-13 02:20:19 UTC1263
- My Little Spaghetti 2012-10-16 01:21:59 UTC1693
- Hakuna Matata is an actual Swahili phrase and wasn't made up by Disney 2012-10-18 12:29:08 UTC1559
- The Serial Killer with the Most Confirmed Kills Only Received Twenty-two Years in Prison 2012-10-20 19:04:31 UTC1554
- Aristotle was the First to Describe What we Call "Bromance" 2012-10-21 23:31:10 UTC1509
- Samsung Actually Makes the iPhone's Processor 2012-10-28 22:18:30 UTC1458
- Albert Einstein's Last Words are Lost to History Because he Spoke Them in German, and his Attending Nurse Couldn't Understand him 2012-10-30 01:01:01 UTC1873
- A Man on his Deathbed Confessed to Murder, Only to Make a Miraculous Recovery. He Will Now Serve the Remainder of His Natural Life Behind Bars. 2012-11-06 03:43:07 UTC1481
- I Wrote the Entirety of This While Suffering Food Poisoning 2012-11-14 04:09:07 UTC1759
- Well, that was... odd 2012-11-16 06:35:12 UTC1775
- Welcome to the Borderlands 2012-11-19 03:00:46 UTC1266
- Not Quite Hunting in the Sand 2012-11-21 19:36:42 UTC1855
- About to go Hunting in the Sand 2012-11-23 04:15:31 UTC1841
- Now we go Hunting in the Sand 2012-11-25 17:39:05 UTC1902
- A Return to the Nonsensical 2012-11-25 20:00:47 UTC1720
- Fly me to the Moon 2012-11-27 03:21:11 UTC1755
- I've got You Under my Skin 2012-11-29 17:13:25 UTC1635
- An Oddly Unarousing Evening 2012-12-01 03:19:54 UTC1435
- Of All the Rotten Luck 2012-12-02 18:20:51 UTC1708
- Hanger Neighteen 2012-12-06 03:25:44 UTC2223
- I'm Running Out of Puns for the Queens' Names 2012-12-08 07:01:19 UTC1789
- I Think the Extra is Longer Than the Actual Update 2012-12-14 02:00:53 UTC1537
- Alligator Blood can Destroy Many Bacteria and Viruses 2012-12-17 23:58:02 UTC1574
- John Tyler, Tenth President of the United States, has two Living Grandchildren 2012-12-27 23:36:03 UTC1947
- The Green Mile is the Only Movie to Ever Bring Manly Tears to my Eyes 2013-01-01 13:20:15 UTC1555
- Jay: The Assassin's Creed Plot is Stupid 2013-01-06 17:40:30 UTC1250
- Elvis Presley Only Failed One Class in School: Music 2013-01-09 03:33:46 UTC1319
- In 1953, the US and UK Worked Together to Overthrow the Democratic Iranian Government 2013-01-14 08:29:47 UTC1830
- The Most Successful Interrogator of WWII Preferred Friendliness to Torture. He Would Take Prisoners to the Zoo and Even Arranged for One to Enjoy a Flight in a German Fighter Plane 2013-02-13 09:05:41 UTC1838
- Fanta was Invented in Nazi Germany due to the Difficulty Importing Coca Cola Syrup 2013-02-18 04:30:24 UTC1761
- Men Process the Sound of Other Men's Voices in the Same Area of the Brain that Processes Simple Sounds like Car Engines and Machinery, but Process Women's Voices in the Same Area That Processes Music 2013-02-20 06:55:24 UTC2341
- The Cemetery in Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" was Hit by a Tornado After Production, Pulling Two-Hundred Bodies From Their Graves 2013-02-22 06:41:12 UTC2264
- One [Bad End] 2013-02-26 02:23:40 UTC2088
- When You Were Young... [Good End] 2013-02-26 06:28:30 UTC1429
- You Know What, Fine 2013-03-01 04:37:37 UTC827
- Guess What's on Its Way 2013-03-30 04:50:46 UTC532