Son o' Chaos

Apples. Apples galore. That was all that Haos could see for miles. Sweet looking, perfected, red apples. It was like the thoughts of the flavor turned into saliva in his mouth. There were so many thoughts his mouth overflowed with saliva and he started to drool. The thought of eating one of these apples circled in his mind over and over again. It kept him from moving an inch. So he just kept staring at the beautiful apples.

Then he picked an apple and started to eat it.

It was the greatest apple he had ever eaten. The juice splattered when he bit into it, covering his mouth with the savory flavor of... Apples. When he took another bite, he was once again consumed my the flavor of the marvelous red fruit. He just kept biting into it, savoring the incredible flavor, one bite by one bite.

Soon he finished the apple. It was now nothing but a beautiful core. That was when Haos came up with an idea. He threw the apple up into the air and blasted it with his unicorn magic. It made it rain apple pieces everywhere. Haos tried his best to catch the apple bits into his mouth.

He was now tired of the over-detailing of this event, and rested his head on a tree. It was a hard, and for some odd reason warm, tree. But it would do to take a nap on. Haos slowly shut his eyes, preparing for the miraculous dreams that he would have.

Though he didn't have any dreams. He was just floating in a space of nothingness, waiting for something to happen. But nothing did. He tried to force a dream into his mind, and in came a cow. It mooed at Haos, and Haos mooed back. Then the cow exploded. Haos was dreadfully horrified by this terrible event that just took place before him. He tried again to make his own dreams, avoiding the thought of the spread out cow insides before him. But he didn't see anything, but he heard something. It had a cowpony accent. Haos did not want this voice here, he did not invite this voice here. What was it? That was when he realized that it was something from the outside world.

Though he didn't want to go to the outside world right now, he was dreaming. He looked over to the cows floating liver and "ew"ed. He was ready now.

His eyelids fluttered open to reveal Applejack looking at him with a frowny face.

"Now yer awake. What are you doin' here." Applejack said. She always had this thing about her precious produce. Whenever somepony would violate some of her apples, she would get to the bottom of it.

Haos just rolled hi eyes and said, "Oh come on Applejack, be honest. You know what I'm doing here.". Haos just smirked in his slouched position.

"What the... How do you know mah name?"

"Applejack stay on subject: We are trying to find the criminal who destroyed this apple." As Haos said this, he went behind a tree, and reappeared behind Applejack with a detectives uniform on.

Applejack looked at Haos with shock. She had seen this power before. "D-Discord?"

"No. Much better." Haos teleported up to a tree and hung from his hind legs in front of Applejack, causing her to step back. "My name is Haos, son o' Discord. I am not here to hurt you, or kill you, or turn your life into complete miserableness. I am here to hang out with the mares that stopped my father!"

"I gotta tell everypony else bout this."

"Thinking aloud are we? Oh, I have a song in my head that I've been dying to try out! May I sing it aloud?" Haos gave a large grin.

"Oh... uh..."

"MARVELOUS!!"

Eh, hem...

I'm not here to take your beer!

....

"And that's about it. Catchy right? Hey, where you goin?" Haos detached from the tree to find Applejack slowly walking away. "And stick to your element."

"Ah'm goin..." Applejack didn't know what to do. She didn't know if he was evil, and either way, Haos was right, she couldn't lie.

"It's ok to tell me, I'm a friend!" Haos teleported up to Applejack and put one of his front legs around her.

"Ah was just goin to tell mah friends about ya." Applejack smiled sheepishly.

"Oh! Ok then! I'll race you to Twilights!" Haos got off Applejacks shoulder and began to depart.

"Wait." Haos froze in place. "Did you explode this apple?"

Haos turned around and met eye contact with Applejack. "Umm... No. I ate it, then I exploded it!"

"Gosh dang varmit! Say your sorry!" Applejack began to sprint towards Haos.

"To an apple? Eep!" Haos just barely realized the situation and teleported up into a tree. "I demand the right to eat apples!" Haos lifted a hoof in the air as he said this.

"Get down from their and say your sorry!" Applejack approached the tree and turned around. "Ah'm warnin ya."

"Who do I say sorry to? That apple? It is not an animate object! It's an apple! It's like saying sorry to a lamp because you broke it! It's dumb! Gaaa!" Applejack was now bucking the tree. "Eep! Quit it! I'm going to fall!"

"That's the point Haos!"

"I'm out!" With that being said, he quickly teleported away.

"Grrr!" Applejack said in frustration. She then layed down next to an apple bit and a tear dropped through her eye. "Ah'm sorry you had to go like this. Ah swear, ah will make him say sorry. Even if it is the last thing ah do."