Son o' Chaos

It had been forever since Twilight had slept in. But today she could. She did everything yesterday. She made her checklists yesterday, she reshelved yesterday, she did everything yesterday. So today, she could sleep in. But something woke her up. That something told her to get out of bed, and she did.

Oddly she did not feel tired. Tiredness was nothingness right now. She did not know why she didn't feel groggy, she just didn't.

She walked down the stairs to the library, waved hi to the white stallion that was reading a book, and he said hi back. Apparently she was not as awake as she thought. But now her nose was focused on the random smell of pancakes that just appeared.

That was when she realized that there was a stallion in her library. She turned around and looked at him. He was reading "The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide". Twilight walked up to him and said, "What are you doing in my house?".

"Reading a book." The stallion replied, not shifting his attention to Twilight.

"Yes, but what specific reason do you have for being present in my house?"

"Ok, Twilight." The stallion put the book down and looked at Twilight. "This may be your house, but it is also a library. I guess it looks like you don't get very many customers often. One reason for that might be that the kitchen is right next to this library. But otherwise, this is a library."

"We're closed."

"Wha..." The stallion put a hoof to his chest, acting offended. "That's just rude! Taking my right read books here! I demand the right to read books!"

"No, it's not like that! It's just that it's really early in the morning!"

"It's one-o'-clock."

"Really? Wow, I really slept in. Well, sorry, get back to reading."

"Oh, Twilight, may I ask you something?"

"Oh, um... Sure."

"Why aren't you surprised that I know your name?"

"You know my name?"

"Yes I said it twice already? Alright I'm just going to tell you everything about me. My name is Haos, son o' Discord. I have come to hang out the mares that locked my father in stone!"

"Eeep!" Twilight stepped back towards a bookcase. "Y-y-your D-Discords son?"

"Don't be scared silly. I'm only here to have fun, not make other ponies lives completely miserable."

"By completely, do you mean-"

"Just a little miserable, yes."

Haos got up from from where he was laying and walked up to Twilight. When he was close enough he whispered in her ear. "Your kind of cute to me. I'll use that."

Those words made Twilight blush. But she began to have questions form in her mind that drove her away from thoughts of Haos.

"Wait, how did Discord have you?"

"Well, it all started when a papa Discord and a mare love each other very much and-"

"Ok, I get the point. So your here to make friends?"

"Yup. And pranks. I already got one thought up. It will be grand!"

"So is that it?"

"Yup. I'm going to Rarity's. Bye!"

"Wait! I still-" *POOF!* "-have questions..."

Spike popped out the kitchen door and said, "What was that Twilight?".

"Discords son."

Twilight moved her attention to the kitchen doorway, all around the library, and then to Spike, "How are we still paying bills again?".