WAT - The Many Adventures of Team Crafted in Equestria

Jason walked around slowly, Mitch by his side. "Dude. Where ARE we?" Mitch asked, looking around. Jason moved his shoulders a bit, and opened his wings. "I dunno. But these statues are kinda creeping me out," he said. Mitch looked at Jason. "Okay, two things: Why are they creeping you out? They're cute. Also, why did you open your wings? It makes you look like a weird, ponified blooper egg," Mitch said, annoyed. "I don't look like an ink sac, you jerk! And haven't you seen Doctor Who?" Jason said. He shuddered. "Don't blink."

Mitch rolled his eyes and blinked. Jason put his wings over his face. "Noooooo," he said. Mitch playfully punched Jason and trotted ahead. "Wooooooooaaaah."

"What?" Jason asked, his eyes still covered. "You have GOT to see this," Mitch said. Jason cautiously folded his wings and stared, wide-eyed, at the sight before them. It was a giant statue, at least six or seven feet tall, and it looked weird. It had a pony-like head, but much longer. It had one antler and one normal horn. It had a mane, and wings: one feathered wing, like Jason's, and one dragon wing. It had a lion paw and an eagle claw, and a lizard leg and an equine leg. It also had a dragon tail.

"What the squid?" Jason asked, gazing up at it. "I have no idea, but if I had Betty right now I'd chop that thing into a million pieces," Mitch said. "Stop calling it Betty. It's a sword," Jason said. "I'll stop calling her Betty if you stop calling gold budder," Mitch said. "It's not gold!" Jason snapped. Mitch stuck out his tongue. "Gold, gold, gold, gold, goooooooooolld, goldity golden gold gold," he sang. "Shut up!" Jason said. "No," Mitch said. "Seriously, Mitch, just shut the buck up!" Jason growled. Mitch laughed. "Seriously, buck? That the best you can do?" he said. Jason scowled at Mitch. "At least I don't call boots 'booties'!" he said. Mitch stopped laughing instantly and tackled Jason. "Gold," he said, stepping on Jason's wings. "Owowowowowowoowow, that hurts, Mitch! Get off!" Jason cried. "NEVER," Mitch said.

After a few minutes, Jason and Mitch stopped fighting and laid down on the ground. "Sorry, man," Jason panted, out of breath from trying unsuccessfully to shove Mitch off (he was weak). "S'okay, dude," Mitch said. Jason glanced back up at the statue which had been on a stone pedestal.

"Um, Mitch?" he said, getting to his hooves. "Yeah, biggums?" Mitch said. "Where did that statue go?" Jason asked warily. "Uh, what?" Mitch said, standing up instantly. The statue was gone. "Sky's gonna kill us," Jason whispered. "Forget Sky, we gotta find that statue," Mitch said.