WAT - The Many Adventures of Team Crafted in Equestria

"Guys, guys, guys, guys!" Jason and Mitch burst into the library and tumbled on the floor. Sky walked over to them and looked down at the frantic stallions. "What?" Sky asked, smirking. "TherewasthisstatueanditwasreallyweirdandMitchandIstartedfightingandthenwhenwestoppedthestatuewasgone!" Jason said in one breath. "What?" Sky repeated, blinking. "I TOLD YOU IT WAS A WEEPING ANGEL, MITCH!" Jason said, and groaned, closing his eyes. "What are you guys talking about? What statue? Where WERE you?" Fluffy came up to look at the two stallions as well. "Hokay. So there was this statue, and it was really weird and it had a bunch of different animal features and Jason and I started arguing, then when we looked back the statue was gone!" Mitch explained, slowly standing up. "What the budder?" Quentin exclaimed. Kuledud3 was gaping at Mitch and Jason. "Did you say...it had a bunch of animal features?" he asked quietly. Mitch nodded vigorously and helped Jason up. "And...it was a statue?" Kuledud3 pressed. Mitch nodded again.

"YOU FREAKING IDIOTS!" Kuledud3 exclaimed. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!" "Nooooo," Mitch said innocently. "You dumb bacca, OBVIOUSLY we don't know what we've done." Kuledud3 facehoofed and said through clenched teeth, "You've woken up the Spirit of Chaos...Discord. He wreaked havoc on Equestria a thousand years ago, but was imprisoned in stone. Then he was woken up again by somepony arguing, and made Ponyville into the Chaos Capital of the World! Luckily, Twilight and the others defeated him and turned him back into a statue with the Elements of Harmony. And he would've STAYED that way if you two MOTHERBUCKING IDIOTS hadn't gone and fought in front of him! YOU COULD'VE JUST DESTROYED EQUESTRIA!!!!!"

Sky shrugged. "So...have Twily use the Elements of Budder or whatever and get Disquid to be a statue again. Easy," he said. Kuledud3 looked ready to punch somepony. HARD. "She...can't...she's...in...Canterlot...on...very...important...business...and...she...can't...come...back..." he growled. Sky blinked. "Oh. Welp, we're screwed. I'm just gonna go find a nice cloud to sleep on 'till this all blows over. Okay, bye!" he said, and turned to leave. "Ohhhh no you don't!" Fluffy said, and ran to the door, blocking Sky's exit. "SQUID," Sky said. "MOVE." "No," Fluffy said firmly. "Yes." "No." "Yes." "NO." "OMG YES." "OMG NO. SQUID." "*gasp*"

Sky sulked and moved back into his corner where he sat and frowned. "Mean Fluffy. I'm telling Ty on you!" he whined. "Shut up, Sky," Ant said. Then he turned to Kuledud3. "So...what do we do?" Ant asked. Kuledud3 shrugged. "I don't know. Hope for the best I guess, at least until Twi and her friends get back..." he said sadly.

"Hey, guys...what's wrong?" A new voice came from upstairs. Sky's ears twitched, letting them all know that he'd heard even though he was looking down at his hooves. A stallion came down the steps, wearing a purple and yellow robe. "Seto?" Jason exclaimed. Seto nodded. "Yup. I got sucked into Equestria too, just like you guys. At least I can still do magic," he said. He was a Unicorn, and his horn started to glow purple. In a flash of purple light, Seto was at the bottom of the steps. "How did you do that?" Mitch asked. "Teleportation spell. Pretty easy, actually." Seto blinked, looking around. "So...anybody seen Ty?" he asked.

"I saw him, but after we fought--er, talked, he left to go to the lake or something," Sky said. "Haven't seen him since." Kuledud3 glared at Sky-in-the-corner. "We should go get him, and then we can talk about what we're gonna do," he said. Sky nodded, looking up. "Good idea. UNTAMAB--" "Shut it." "Sorry."

*****

When they reached the lake, they couldn't see Ty anywhere. "Where did he go?!" Quentin cried. "Is that paper?" Jason asked, pointing with a hoof to a small scroll near the shore. They all trotted up to the shore. There were hoofprints on the sand, and a lizard print scattered around on the sand too. Ant used his magic and picked up the scroll, unraveling it. "I have your friend. If you want him back, you need to go to the maze in Canterlot. -Discord," he read. Kuledud3 shook his head. "Idiots..." he muttered under his breath.

*****

Canterlot was huge. It looked sort of like a really fancy New York...but nopony was outside. "Where did everypony go...?" Kuledud3 said to nopony in particular. They walked along the streets in silence. Suddenly, Sky heard a noise very similar to the Slender breathing/death drum/whatever noise. "OH MY GOD SLENDERMAN!" he screamed, and bolted into the air. Fluffy laughed. "Tricked ya," he said. "FLUFFY," Sky said. He was holding onto a cloud, but let go and hovered a foot off the ground. "YOU SUCK, FLUFFY." "Guys, stop. This is serious," Mitch scolded. "Sorry," Sky mumbled, his head and tail drooping. The rest of the walk was in silence.

Sky got to the maze first. It was huge and green. "Okay. We should stick together for now," Sky said. The others nodded, coming up to him. "FOR TY!" Sky said. "FOR TY!" chorused the others. Suddenly, a wall of green shot up from the ground, separating them all. "OH MY GOD!" yelled Quentin. "Nooooo!" Fluffy shouted. "Just...try to find Ty! We'll be alright, just find Ty!" Sky yelled. "I'm sorry, were you going somewhere?"

All of them looked up to see the creature that was the statue--Discord--floating above them. "Maybe we were," Sky said. Discord sighed and rolled his eyes. "Fine. I was hoping for Twilight Sparkle and her friends, but I suppose you'll have to do. If you're going to play, though, you'll need to follow these rules," he said. He snapped his fingers, and their wings and horns vanished. "No wings. No magic. Break those rules, and the game is over," he said. Sky sniffed. "Please. We're used to that," he said. "As humans, you are...but you don't have tools or hands," Discord pointed out. Sky's ears drooped. "Oh. Right."

Discord smirked and vanished in a bright flash of white light. "Begin!"

They were off.