Twilight's pride was wounded deeply when her friends laughingly discredited her ability to operate a simple waffle iron, much less lead a covert task force in exterminating a troublesome dragon. Now, she has sworn to prove them all wrong, not simply by slaying a dragon, or by making incredible waffles, but by doing both -- at the same time. Alas, as it is far easier to procure ingredients for waffles than it is to find a dragon for slaying, her quest may be hopeless. Unless...

Preread by the efficacious and eminent TheSheepMaster.
Inspired by FiW