What If 1: Lewis and Simon Went to Equestria?by Queen CookieChaptersPrologue: Simon and Lewis Fight While Twilight Reads and Pinkie Walks in a FieldChapter 1: I'm...Chapter 2: Lewis Does Jobs For EVERYBO-PONY... and loses somethingPrologue: Simon and Lewis Fight While Twilight Reads and Pinkie Walks in a FieldYoutube Video "What's going on?" Simon asked. "I don't know what you mean," Lewis said, not up from his work, "You'll have to be more specific." **** Twilight flipped the pages of her book. **** "I mean with..." Simon sighed, before continuing, "You treat me like I'm some kind of... antagonist!!! WHY?!!!! What did I do, Lewis?!!! You have to tell me if I'm going to do better!!!! It DOESN'T help you, one bit!!!! What's going on?!!" "YOU did nothing, Simon," Lewis said, glaring, "Those who I am angry with, DIED along with somebody rather close to me!!! And in all honesty, you remind me too much of him!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE HIM?!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE HIS EXACT CLONE, SIMON?!!!! WHY COULDN'T YOU BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT?!!!! IN FACT, WHY COULDN'T YOU BE NOTHING LIKE HIM?!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE YOU?!!!!" **** The lavender alicorn leaned back in her seat, while taking a sip of a warm cup of coffee. **** "I-I" he stuttered. "TELL ME, SIMON!!!!!" Lewis looked to be on the edge of crying. He had risen from his chair, taken a few steps toward the dwarf, and now stood in a menacing position, as if he were about to pounce on him. "WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SO ANGRY?!!!! WHY?!!!! WHY?!!!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP, BUT IT DIDN'T!!!! YOU ARE NOT HIM," Lewis banged his fist on the table, causing several chemicals to fall over and mix together, "AND YOU NEVER WILL BE!!!!!" **** She could still taste the warm beverage on her lips, as she yawned from her lack of sleep. I guess alicorn's need rest as well. **** "L-Lewis, the chemicals!!!!" Simon exclaimed, seeing the process start up. "FUCK THE CHEMICALS!!!!!" Lewis yelled, in a rare fit of rage, "THEY MEAN NOTHING RIGHT NOW!!!! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WOULD HAVE DONE!!!! MENTION SOMETHING COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT!!! WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE ORI-" He was cut off by a sudden wind, pulling him backwards. **** Twilight's eyelids were growing heavy. **** "I tried to warn you!!!!" the dwarf said, annoyed, "BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!!!!!" "ME?!!!!" Lewis questioned, "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE ME KNOCK THEM OVER!!!!" "YOU'RE AN IDIOT, LEWIS!!!!" Simon would normally never say something like that, but he was made of pure anger right then and there. "LOOK WHO'S TALKING, DWARF!!!!" the same went for Lewis. "I HATE YOU!!!!" they both said simultaneously. Then they were dragged through the portal. **** Lewis awoke in a field, and he could instantly tell things were different with his body. He felt new limbs on his back, and missing ones. He looked at his hand, and gasped. It was missing fingers, and was now red. He stood up in a flash, only to fall over. He wasn't bipedal anymore, that's for sure. He switch to four legs, and looked at his back. A pair of wings. Good thing Sunshine of Israpony happened, or else he would have no idea he was a pony. The wings were new, though. Suddenly, a voice behind him said, "Hi!!! I'm Pinkie Pie!!!" Chapter 1: I'm... "Hi!! I'm Pinkie Pie!!" the pink pony said, "You're new, so that means I don't know your name!! And if I don't know your name, I can't throw you a party!!! SOOOOOOOoooo, what'syourname?!!!" "I'm... Lewis," he said, a bit shocked, "But, only one person called me that. I would prefer Xephos." "Those names aren't even close to each other," Pinkie said, "BUT WHO AM I TO QUESTION REALITY?!!!! COME ON, LET'S GO TO PONYVILLE!!!!" "But I-" Xephos started to say, but Pinkie was already dragging him towards what he guessed was the town she had just mentioned. Great. How was he going to find Simon? Was it possible his... friend, was even in this dimension? Was it possible he was in some different one, far away? How would Lewis ever find him, again? His thoughts shifted to their argument. Had he meant it? The "You're too much like him" or the "I hate you" could just have been anger he needed to take out, and... he had just been the first person to come across him, and receive this unfair judgement, and ridicule, right? But, alas, that was not the case. Lewis really did resent him, for not being, well, him. It was a complicated process. Did he really think he would toss away one, and immediately buddy up with another? "Of course you didn't, silly!!!" Pinkie exclaimed, "You probably weren't thinking about... whatever!!!" "H-how did you..." Lewis asked, astonished, "I didn't..." "PINKIE SENSE!!!! she smiled, before giggling a bit, "Don't worry, your secret's safe with me!!! Anyways, why wouldn't you think your friend's name?" "What?" he was still very confused. "DUH!!!!" Pinkie said, as if it were obvious, "You kept... avoiding his name!!! As if it would hurt you!!! Why?!!" "I-I guess I'm just a bit angry, is all," Lewis said, "I mean, not at him, but at him at the same time. It's complicated..." "Well, I don't know how you Minecraftians work," Pinkie said, "But we ponies believe in honesty, 'specially my friend- OOPS, I MEANT COUSIN!!!- Applejack!!!" "Okay, your 'Pinkie Sense' is starting to scare me," he backed away from the pink party pony. "I get that sometimes," Pinkie sighed, "Once it got really out of hand with my friend, Twilight." "Really?" he asked, "What happened?" Pinkie all too happily said, "She hooked me up to these weird machines, and followed me around. It was weird, but I pretended not to notice!!! Until I may have sorta accidentally told somebody I knew while she was able to hear. Anyway, WELCOME TO PONYVILLE!!!!" Lewis looked at all the technicolor ponies, either trotting or flying. Some were going fast, and some were going slow. Some sold items, and some bought. Long story short, they were all doing a variety of things. "Can I call you 'LX'?!!" Pinkie asked him. "Um, what?" Lewis was a little swarmed by the crowd, but not enough to make him run away. He hated crowds. "Well, you said only one person calls you 'Lewis'," Pinkie said, "And I want to call you that, but you said I should call you Xephos, so I combined them to make LX!!!!" "Sure..." Xephos said, trying to find a face in the crowd. "Come on, LX!!!" Pinkie exclaimed suddenly, grabbing his hoof and running, "Let's go see my friend, Twilight!!!" As the newly dubbed LX was dragged by his new friend, he met eyes with a pony, who looked rather familiar. Chapter 2: Lewis Does Jobs For EVERYBO-PONY... and loses something Pinkie knocked on the door to what was apparently Twilight's house. What startled Lewis was that it was a giant tree. Of course, lot's of Minecraftians lived in trees, he could name several off the top of his head, but this tree was different. The wood was a different color than that he had seen, and it looked like jungle wood planks. But... Jungle wood was an entirely different color than it's planks, that was common knowledge. It was as if... Oh right, he was in a different world. Of course things wouldn't be the same. Slowly, the wooden door opened, revealing a purple... uh, what had Hannah called it? Ali... Alicorn, yes!! A purple alicorn! She smiled when she saw Pinkie. "Is this another new pony?" the lavender mare asked. "Yes, Twilight, this is LX," Pinkie exclaimed, "LX, this is Princess Twilight Sparkle. Twi, can you watch him for a bit while I work on his welcome to Ponyville party? I have a feeling something'll happen if I leave him with you." "Of course, Pinkie," Twilight said, "Only if he can help me clean up the library." "I can do that!" Xephos blurted out. Twilight chuckled. "Alright, come on in," Twilight couldn't help but grin, "I'll teach you how to organize the books." "Well, I honestly think that's the last thing I need to learn," Lewis said under his breath as he stepped into the library. Twilight looked above their heads before she closed the door. "It looks like it's going to rain," she sighed, "Darn, I was hoping I wouldn't have to cancel with Applejack today. Oh well, there's always next week... and the one after that." She continued when she noticed Lewis was willing to listen, "We've had to cancel a lot, recently. I feel like I barely see her anymore, considering she's always too busy." "Busy?" Xephos asked, "Like... working, or something?" "Yeah, right on the dot, actually," Twilight said, picking up a book with her magic and placing it on the correct shelf, "On a family farm, just outside of Ponyville." "So, you're angry she does her work?" Lewis handed her The Complete Guide to Finding Fairies. "That about sums it up," Twilight said, putting it on the shelf. "Well, think about it from her point of view," Xephos added, "She's just trying to support her family, those she loves, right? Keep her business afloat, and everybody smiling. Sometimes, you have to work, to make your friends happy." "You know about this?" Twilight asked. "Huh, guess I do," Lewis said, "I just try to make my girlfriend happy, by doing my job, which also includes making my best friend happy, by doing around ninety-percent of his work, without him even knowing. I've gotten good at forging his signature, which is why he has 'signed' things he had to recollection of." Heh, kinda backfired that one time we were getting our fighting licenses back. The look on his face! "So, out of your friends, you're the smartest?" the alicorn asked another question. "What?! Oh no, not even CLOSE!!!" Lewis exclaimed, "I mean, there's Duncan the scientist, Rythian the mage, Sips and Sjin, Nilesy, and ALL the girls, honestly, I'm up there, but I'm only above my friend, Simon, and a few others. And Simon used to be above me... I think we actually to make a list, next time we all see each other." "You wanna see a spell?" Twilight asked. "Um, sure?" Lewis wasn't quite certain he wanted to see a spell, after his last encounter with Rythian... "Alright, so I've been practicing a spell that changes your eye color," Twilight said, "And I promise, I'll change it right back after I'm done. Do you want a specific color, or should I choose?" "Um, red, I guess," Lewis said. It would be fun to pretend to be Israphel, right? Lewis gulped as Twilight fired a pink beam at him, but it didn't hurt. There was a bright light, which caused him to close his eyes. When he saw it was gone through his eyelids, that's when he opened them. Twilight sighed, "Still blue... Wait, if it didn't change your eyes, then what did it do?" Now, Xephos would have said, "I feel fine, I don't think there was an effect," but when he opened his mouth, nothing came out. He covered it with his hoof, and Twilight's eyes widened. "Oh Celestia, I'm so sorry!" Twilight said, "I'll try to find a cure, as soon as I can!" Their conversation was interrupted by a knock on the library door. "Twilight, dear!" a voice with a fancy accent exclaimed, "You have to help me!" "Rarity, calm down!" Twilight said, "What happened?" "Twilight, I have a fancy meeting in about an hour," Rarity explained, "AND THE BOUTIQUE IS A MESS!!! I need help cleaning up, do you think you could lend me Spike for thirty minutes?" "I'm sorry, Rarity," Twilight said, "But Spike is away in Canterlot. He had to help the Princess with something. If you want, my friend LX could help you." "LX?" Rarity asked, "I could have sworn somebody I met today said those initials..."
Prologue: Simon and Lewis Fight While Twilight Reads and Pinkie Walks in a FieldYoutube Video "What's going on?" Simon asked. "I don't know what you mean," Lewis said, not up from his work, "You'll have to be more specific." **** Twilight flipped the pages of her book. **** "I mean with..." Simon sighed, before continuing, "You treat me like I'm some kind of... antagonist!!! WHY?!!!! What did I do, Lewis?!!! You have to tell me if I'm going to do better!!!! It DOESN'T help you, one bit!!!! What's going on?!!" "YOU did nothing, Simon," Lewis said, glaring, "Those who I am angry with, DIED along with somebody rather close to me!!! And in all honesty, you remind me too much of him!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE HIM?!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE HIS EXACT CLONE, SIMON?!!!! WHY COULDN'T YOU BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT?!!!! IN FACT, WHY COULDN'T YOU BE NOTHING LIKE HIM?!!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE YOU?!!!!" **** The lavender alicorn leaned back in her seat, while taking a sip of a warm cup of coffee. **** "I-I" he stuttered. "TELL ME, SIMON!!!!!" Lewis looked to be on the edge of crying. He had risen from his chair, taken a few steps toward the dwarf, and now stood in a menacing position, as if he were about to pounce on him. "WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME SO ANGRY?!!!! WHY?!!!! WHY?!!!! I THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP, BUT IT DIDN'T!!!! YOU ARE NOT HIM," Lewis banged his fist on the table, causing several chemicals to fall over and mix together, "AND YOU NEVER WILL BE!!!!!" **** She could still taste the warm beverage on her lips, as she yawned from her lack of sleep. I guess alicorn's need rest as well. **** "L-Lewis, the chemicals!!!!" Simon exclaimed, seeing the process start up. "FUCK THE CHEMICALS!!!!!" Lewis yelled, in a rare fit of rage, "THEY MEAN NOTHING RIGHT NOW!!!! THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HE WOULD HAVE DONE!!!! MENTION SOMETHING COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT!!! WHY ARE YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE ORI-" He was cut off by a sudden wind, pulling him backwards. **** Twilight's eyelids were growing heavy. **** "I tried to warn you!!!!" the dwarf said, annoyed, "BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!!!!!" "ME?!!!!" Lewis questioned, "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE ME KNOCK THEM OVER!!!!" "YOU'RE AN IDIOT, LEWIS!!!!" Simon would normally never say something like that, but he was made of pure anger right then and there. "LOOK WHO'S TALKING, DWARF!!!!" the same went for Lewis. "I HATE YOU!!!!" they both said simultaneously. Then they were dragged through the portal. **** Lewis awoke in a field, and he could instantly tell things were different with his body. He felt new limbs on his back, and missing ones. He looked at his hand, and gasped. It was missing fingers, and was now red. He stood up in a flash, only to fall over. He wasn't bipedal anymore, that's for sure. He switch to four legs, and looked at his back. A pair of wings. Good thing Sunshine of Israpony happened, or else he would have no idea he was a pony. The wings were new, though. Suddenly, a voice behind him said, "Hi!!! I'm Pinkie Pie!!!"
Chapter 1: I'm... "Hi!! I'm Pinkie Pie!!" the pink pony said, "You're new, so that means I don't know your name!! And if I don't know your name, I can't throw you a party!!! SOOOOOOOoooo, what'syourname?!!!" "I'm... Lewis," he said, a bit shocked, "But, only one person called me that. I would prefer Xephos." "Those names aren't even close to each other," Pinkie said, "BUT WHO AM I TO QUESTION REALITY?!!!! COME ON, LET'S GO TO PONYVILLE!!!!" "But I-" Xephos started to say, but Pinkie was already dragging him towards what he guessed was the town she had just mentioned. Great. How was he going to find Simon? Was it possible his... friend, was even in this dimension? Was it possible he was in some different one, far away? How would Lewis ever find him, again? His thoughts shifted to their argument. Had he meant it? The "You're too much like him" or the "I hate you" could just have been anger he needed to take out, and... he had just been the first person to come across him, and receive this unfair judgement, and ridicule, right? But, alas, that was not the case. Lewis really did resent him, for not being, well, him. It was a complicated process. Did he really think he would toss away one, and immediately buddy up with another? "Of course you didn't, silly!!!" Pinkie exclaimed, "You probably weren't thinking about... whatever!!!" "H-how did you..." Lewis asked, astonished, "I didn't..." "PINKIE SENSE!!!! she smiled, before giggling a bit, "Don't worry, your secret's safe with me!!! Anyways, why wouldn't you think your friend's name?" "What?" he was still very confused. "DUH!!!!" Pinkie said, as if it were obvious, "You kept... avoiding his name!!! As if it would hurt you!!! Why?!!" "I-I guess I'm just a bit angry, is all," Lewis said, "I mean, not at him, but at him at the same time. It's complicated..." "Well, I don't know how you Minecraftians work," Pinkie said, "But we ponies believe in honesty, 'specially my friend- OOPS, I MEANT COUSIN!!!- Applejack!!!" "Okay, your 'Pinkie Sense' is starting to scare me," he backed away from the pink party pony. "I get that sometimes," Pinkie sighed, "Once it got really out of hand with my friend, Twilight." "Really?" he asked, "What happened?" Pinkie all too happily said, "She hooked me up to these weird machines, and followed me around. It was weird, but I pretended not to notice!!! Until I may have sorta accidentally told somebody I knew while she was able to hear. Anyway, WELCOME TO PONYVILLE!!!!" Lewis looked at all the technicolor ponies, either trotting or flying. Some were going fast, and some were going slow. Some sold items, and some bought. Long story short, they were all doing a variety of things. "Can I call you 'LX'?!!" Pinkie asked him. "Um, what?" Lewis was a little swarmed by the crowd, but not enough to make him run away. He hated crowds. "Well, you said only one person calls you 'Lewis'," Pinkie said, "And I want to call you that, but you said I should call you Xephos, so I combined them to make LX!!!!" "Sure..." Xephos said, trying to find a face in the crowd. "Come on, LX!!!" Pinkie exclaimed suddenly, grabbing his hoof and running, "Let's go see my friend, Twilight!!!" As the newly dubbed LX was dragged by his new friend, he met eyes with a pony, who looked rather familiar.
Chapter 2: Lewis Does Jobs For EVERYBO-PONY... and loses something Pinkie knocked on the door to what was apparently Twilight's house. What startled Lewis was that it was a giant tree. Of course, lot's of Minecraftians lived in trees, he could name several off the top of his head, but this tree was different. The wood was a different color than that he had seen, and it looked like jungle wood planks. But... Jungle wood was an entirely different color than it's planks, that was common knowledge. It was as if... Oh right, he was in a different world. Of course things wouldn't be the same. Slowly, the wooden door opened, revealing a purple... uh, what had Hannah called it? Ali... Alicorn, yes!! A purple alicorn! She smiled when she saw Pinkie. "Is this another new pony?" the lavender mare asked. "Yes, Twilight, this is LX," Pinkie exclaimed, "LX, this is Princess Twilight Sparkle. Twi, can you watch him for a bit while I work on his welcome to Ponyville party? I have a feeling something'll happen if I leave him with you." "Of course, Pinkie," Twilight said, "Only if he can help me clean up the library." "I can do that!" Xephos blurted out. Twilight chuckled. "Alright, come on in," Twilight couldn't help but grin, "I'll teach you how to organize the books." "Well, I honestly think that's the last thing I need to learn," Lewis said under his breath as he stepped into the library. Twilight looked above their heads before she closed the door. "It looks like it's going to rain," she sighed, "Darn, I was hoping I wouldn't have to cancel with Applejack today. Oh well, there's always next week... and the one after that." She continued when she noticed Lewis was willing to listen, "We've had to cancel a lot, recently. I feel like I barely see her anymore, considering she's always too busy." "Busy?" Xephos asked, "Like... working, or something?" "Yeah, right on the dot, actually," Twilight said, picking up a book with her magic and placing it on the correct shelf, "On a family farm, just outside of Ponyville." "So, you're angry she does her work?" Lewis handed her The Complete Guide to Finding Fairies. "That about sums it up," Twilight said, putting it on the shelf. "Well, think about it from her point of view," Xephos added, "She's just trying to support her family, those she loves, right? Keep her business afloat, and everybody smiling. Sometimes, you have to work, to make your friends happy." "You know about this?" Twilight asked. "Huh, guess I do," Lewis said, "I just try to make my girlfriend happy, by doing my job, which also includes making my best friend happy, by doing around ninety-percent of his work, without him even knowing. I've gotten good at forging his signature, which is why he has 'signed' things he had to recollection of." Heh, kinda backfired that one time we were getting our fighting licenses back. The look on his face! "So, out of your friends, you're the smartest?" the alicorn asked another question. "What?! Oh no, not even CLOSE!!!" Lewis exclaimed, "I mean, there's Duncan the scientist, Rythian the mage, Sips and Sjin, Nilesy, and ALL the girls, honestly, I'm up there, but I'm only above my friend, Simon, and a few others. And Simon used to be above me... I think we actually to make a list, next time we all see each other." "You wanna see a spell?" Twilight asked. "Um, sure?" Lewis wasn't quite certain he wanted to see a spell, after his last encounter with Rythian... "Alright, so I've been practicing a spell that changes your eye color," Twilight said, "And I promise, I'll change it right back after I'm done. Do you want a specific color, or should I choose?" "Um, red, I guess," Lewis said. It would be fun to pretend to be Israphel, right? Lewis gulped as Twilight fired a pink beam at him, but it didn't hurt. There was a bright light, which caused him to close his eyes. When he saw it was gone through his eyelids, that's when he opened them. Twilight sighed, "Still blue... Wait, if it didn't change your eyes, then what did it do?" Now, Xephos would have said, "I feel fine, I don't think there was an effect," but when he opened his mouth, nothing came out. He covered it with his hoof, and Twilight's eyes widened. "Oh Celestia, I'm so sorry!" Twilight said, "I'll try to find a cure, as soon as I can!" Their conversation was interrupted by a knock on the library door. "Twilight, dear!" a voice with a fancy accent exclaimed, "You have to help me!" "Rarity, calm down!" Twilight said, "What happened?" "Twilight, I have a fancy meeting in about an hour," Rarity explained, "AND THE BOUTIQUE IS A MESS!!! I need help cleaning up, do you think you could lend me Spike for thirty minutes?" "I'm sorry, Rarity," Twilight said, "But Spike is away in Canterlot. He had to help the Princess with something. If you want, my friend LX could help you." "LX?" Rarity asked, "I could have sworn somebody I met today said those initials..."
