Double Dragon: Rainbow Initiative

An unstoppable machination, a constant reminder to man’s futility, and the ultimate essence of a blight upon all of mankind in the Double Dragon world stood between the Lee brothers and vanquishing the Shadow Boss. They were stopped at the entrance to the tower by a door. Most of the time whenever a place is capable of being entered one must walk sideways through a void and enter a brightly lit room. This time they were totally roadblocked.

Deterred though not defeated, the Lees resolved to fall back on their ultimate and trustworthy technique passed through the ages of the masters of martial arts. They began to just wail on the door with their fists. It was all to no avail, the door did not budge an inch and the Lee boys were left in a state of limbo, unable to retreat to the left and unable to proceed to the right. But before they were able to contemplate about eating each other, the door opened on its own. It was probably a delayed reaction as the door knew that if it shattered apart right away it wouldn’t nearly have been as cool.

The war against inhumanity and lameness was still not over, so our daring heroes punched into the doorway wildly, eliminating any and all enemies that dared to approach. When all had gone quiet they went through it, stepping over the crumpled body of the doormare. Traversing the elegant halls of the mighty tower, they then rose an ever spiraling staircase to a sprawling room at the top. Nothing could stop them now!

They were stopped by the appearance of six very colorful ponies adorned with jewelry and striking a pose that pronounced their state of power. Their leader, a purple pony with wings and a horn stood proudly side-by-side with them and spoke.

“You two have committed deeds most unkind to our Equestrian citizens and have wreaked havoc throughout our world. I don’t know where you came from, and we may have been friends, but the time for pleasantries is gone and you have forced my hoof. We will defeat you with the power of friendship!”

Upon this, the six ponies began to exude power, combining the elements of harmony into a ever destructive rainbow of friendship that fell upon the Lee boys. When the smoke cleared the Lee boys were totally unfazed.

“Oh no! How did this happen? How are you two still standing?!”

The two brothers stepped forward and pointed with all of the strength of an American hero and one spiky-haired lawyer. The Lee boys were undominatable, formidable, and rude tude dudes! And as such, they began a speech.

“You can’t defeat us with the power of friendship!” Said Jimmy

Billy continued where Jimmy left off. “Because we are the brothers Lee!”

“And if there is one thing that is true” Jimmy ended with a pause before in unison, they stated “The bond between brothers is the strongest of friendships!”

The six ponies fell flat at this statement. They were defeated, for nothing alive could withstand the sheer bro-itude of true bros. With the ponies out of the way, our heroes went up to the last door of their harrowing adventure. With a spinning kick from the both of them, they knocked it clear off the hinges and entered a room with one lone blue and black colored horse-narwhal-swan hybrid wearing a black crown. Princess Luna however was too busy to acknowledge the intruders and continued to read her scroll.

“Sorry good sirs, but your Shadow Master is in another castle. Not in Equestria.”

They let their hands hang at their sides and their dos went totally floppy with a loss of the pure adrenaline pumping action that they had encountered along their journey. “Aw man, does that mean this joint isn’t a rocket ship too?”

Luna paused for the longest time before looking in the general direction of the Lee boys. She didn’t look at them, but she stared at the floor as beads of sweat from her forehead dropped onto it. “Thats correct. You are correct good sirs. I believe that you are correct on this matter. My castle is most definitely not a rocket ship fueled and ready to go in the event of another invasion of Canterlot. I don’t know why you would even suggest such an absurd claim? Did that rocket scientist tell you that? I’ll have you know that pony is a bold-faced liar, and is seeking to slander the good royalty of myself and my sister! So don’t believe him. I do not live in a model 20-5 liquid nitrogen rocket ship.”

“Alright then. Smell ya’ later!” And the Lee boys backtracked through their journey to arrive back in their world.