Diamond Tiara is in trouble. Big trouble. Her imagination is sailing away on a sea of hormones, her libido is playing hell with her self-control, and she's regretting her life choices. Who ever would have guessed that the three most stooge-like students of Canterlot High would turn out so... so... so goddamn hot!

Contents: Male Crusaders, cursing, Diamond Tiara daydreaming—vividly daydreaming— and overuse of words.