When people looked at me, they didn't see much other then your average college student. Well, they would've had they bothered to even look in the first place. That aside, I rarely left my house anyways asides from I went to college. I never went to bars, hung out with my friends in person, and I never bothered with dating. I was perfectly content with staying home with nobody but me for company. However, when my few friends tried to do the same after some issues with their special somebodies… Let's just say I always did my best to fix up their relationships.

Don't ask me why, but I knew, and still do, pretty much everything there is to romantic relationships while never having been in one myself. Pretty crazy right? A man who has never loved anyone giving advice on it. Still, that doesn't mean my hair should start turning different colors and I should wake up with crystal hearts on my upper thighs right?

Right?