The Adventures of Pussiman in Ponyville

It was long time ago, far far way.

There is place called "Pussiland" a land was devastated by the dark lord chin-chin, because this land was a treath to his race.

All the civilians were killed by his war cry "ORE WAA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI DAYOOOOOOOO".

However, the son on the remaining civilians, called Pussiman survived the holocaust.

Pussiman moved to planet earth, where he could live in peace away from the war.

Early early, sunday morning, Pussiman had a dream, He met a marshmallow, The marshmallow was fluffy and was a female.

In Pussiman's dream he told to marshmallow, "AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", which is Pussiman's war cry.

His Pussi-cry is extremely dangerous is can be used to kill or have sexual activities.

The marshmallow was wet.

When the marshmallow was ready to mate, Pussiman woke up with a "AEIOOOOOOOO".

Pussiman thinked "I think it's time to AEIOOOOOOOO" so he charged his buttrocket...

1...2...3... AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Pussiman flied away to doctor dick's lab, where doctor dick told him, "Pussiman, you have to rescue my virginity from the evil horses, If you do that i grant you pussi-powers that can defeat chin-chin if done right".

Pussiman said "AEIOOOOOO".

Doctor dick said "because i have cancer".

Pussiman teleported to Equestria.