The Adventures of Pussiman in Ponyville

When Pussiman arrived Equestria, his first target was Ponyville.

When arrived ponyville a pink strange pony looked at him, and said, "Wow, who are you?! Are you new!!!!!!!"

Pussiman said "AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Pinkie pie died.

Pussiman saw this giant land, one place was filled with the magic of Doctor Dick's virginity, his second target was Sweet Apple Acres.

When he arrived in the farm, A orange pony asked "Howdy partner, Mah name is Applejack, And this is my land, the rice fields."

A smaller pony, which was yellow, with a red mane and ribbon said "Howdy partner, Mah name is Applebloom, How can ah help you?"

Obviously, Pussiman said in softer, tiny tone "HEY HOARSA, WEAR CAN I FIND VIRGINITY?"

Applejack said "What's a virginity?"

Pussiman said "ITS WAT UR ABOUT TO LOSE FAGGOT!"

Applejack ran away, but it was too late.

Pussiman was faster, he walked on all fours after applejack, He jumped and screamed "AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

He started to rip her guts out, and eat them, after he finished, he said "Yum, pussy".