The Adventures of Pussiman in Ponyville
Final Assdown
Previous ChapterPussiman opened the doors to the castle of Princess Celestia, Her guards started shooting.
But he wasnt hurt since he has the Pussi-force-shield, it reflects everything that hits him and attacks the user.
One of the guards asked him, "Why didnt you died".
Pussiman said "Inside of me i have pussi, And pussi is AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".
Pussiman proceed to kill everyone untill reaches Celestia.
Celestia said "I am the great Celestia, and i have stolen Doctor Dick's virginity".
Pussiman threw a vegetable in her mouth.
Celestia almost choked to death, but she survived.
Pussiman screamed, "AEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
He got the pussi sword.
He started cutting her arms and legs, little by little.
Celestia said "ITS NOT OVER FAGGOT"
Celestia sent a missile to the castle, so she could Pussiman.
It was too late, Pussiman said "AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
The missile was destroyed alongside Celestia, Pussiman got the Virginity of Doctor Dick.
He soon returned to earth.
Doctor dick asked "So, how did it go?"
Pussiman answered "It was all AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Pussiman returned the virginity.
And once again, Power puff pussiman saved the day.
So kids, what did we learn today?
Pussiman taught us a valuable lesson, You can always AEIOOOOOOOOOOOO
No matter what.
I just wanna put a quote here.
Top dogg buy them all nigga burn this shit up
D-P-G-C my nigga turn that shit up
CPT, LBC yeah we hookin' back up
N' when they bang this in the club baby you gotta get up
thug niggas, drug dealers yeah they givin' it up
low life, your life boy we livin' it up
take a chance thats why we dancin'
in the party fo' sho'
slip my ho a fourty four n' she crept in it back do'
bitches lookin' at me strange but you know i don't care
step up in this mothafucker just to swingin' my hair
Bitch quit talkin' Crip walk
If you down with the set
Take a Bullet with some dick
take this dope from this jet
outta town put it down for father of rap
n' if your ass get crack bitch shut your trap
come back get back thats the part of success
n' if you believe the X then you'll relievin' your stress
music in between
[snoop]
da da da da daaaa
[Dre]
it's the mothafuckin' D-R-E
[Kurupt]
Dr. Dre mothafucker [Snoop] what what what what
[Snoop]
da da da da daaaa
Verse two: [Dre]
you know im mobbing with the D O double G
Straight off the fuckin' street's of CPT
King of the beats n' you ride to em' in your fleet (Fleetwood) wood
or Coupe DeVille rollin on dubs
How you feel?
Whoopty whoop nigga what?
Dre n' snoop chronic'ed out
In the 'llac with doc in the back
Sippin' 'gnac, clip in the strap
Dippin' through hoods
What hoods? Compton, longbeach, ingelwood
South central out to the westside (westside)
It's california love this california bud
Got a nigga gang of pub
I'm on one, I might bail up in the Century Club
With my jeans on n' my team's strong
Get my drink on n' my smoke on
Then go home with somethin' to poke on (waz up bitch)
Loc' it's on for the two tripple oh
Comin' real it's the next episode
