The Adventures of Pussiman in Ponyville

by xXxyoloswagponylovexXx

Final Assdown

Previous Chapter

Pussiman opened the doors to the castle of Princess Celestia, Her guards started shooting.

But he wasnt hurt since he has the Pussi-force-shield, it reflects everything that  hits him and attacks the user.

One of the guards asked him, "Why didnt you died".

Pussiman said "Inside of me i have pussi, And pussi is AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Pussiman proceed to kill everyone untill reaches Celestia.

Celestia said "I am the great Celestia, and i have stolen Doctor Dick's virginity".

Pussiman threw a vegetable in her mouth.

Celestia almost choked to death, but she survived.

Pussiman screamed, "AEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

He got the pussi sword.

He started cutting her arms and legs, little by little.

Celestia said "ITS NOT OVER FAGGOT"

Celestia sent a missile to the castle, so she could Pussiman.

It was too late, Pussiman said "AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

The missile was destroyed alongside Celestia, Pussiman got the Virginity of Doctor Dick.

He soon returned to earth.

Doctor dick asked "So, how did it go?"

Pussiman answered "It was all AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Pussiman returned the virginity.

And once again, Power puff pussiman saved the day.

So kids, what did we learn today?

Pussiman taught us a valuable lesson, You can always AEIOOOOOOOOOOOO

No matter what.

I just wanna put a quote here.

Top dogg buy them all nigga burn this shit up

D-P-G-C my nigga turn that shit up

CPT, LBC yeah we hookin' back up

N' when they bang this in the club baby you gotta get up

thug niggas, drug dealers yeah they givin' it up

low life, your life boy we livin' it up

take a chance thats why we dancin'

in the party fo' sho'

slip my ho a fourty four n' she crept in it back do'

bitches lookin' at me strange but you know i don't care

step up in this mothafucker just to swingin' my hair

Bitch quit talkin' Crip walk

If you down with the set

Take a Bullet with some dick

take this dope from this jet

outta town put it down for father of rap

n' if your ass get crack bitch shut your trap

come back get back thats the part of success

n' if you believe the X then you'll relievin' your stress

music in between

[snoop]

da da da da daaaa

[Dre]

it's the mothafuckin' D-R-E

[Kurupt]

Dr. Dre mothafucker [Snoop] what what what what

[Snoop]

da da da da daaaa

Verse two: [Dre]

you know im mobbing with the D O double G

Straight off the fuckin' street's of CPT

King of the beats n' you ride to em' in your fleet (Fleetwood) wood

or Coupe DeVille rollin on dubs

How you feel?

Whoopty whoop nigga what?

Dre n' snoop chronic'ed out

In the 'llac with doc in the back

Sippin' 'gnac, clip in the strap

Dippin' through hoods

What hoods? Compton, longbeach, ingelwood

South central out to the westside (westside)

It's california love this california bud

Got a nigga gang of pub

I'm on one, I might bail up in the Century Club

With my jeans on n' my team's strong

Get my drink on n' my smoke on

Then go home with somethin' to poke on (waz up bitch)

Loc' it's on for the two tripple oh

Comin' real it's the next episode