The Adventures of Pussiman in Ponyville

Pussiman couldnt find the virginity yet, so he searched in Twilight library.

As soon as he entered the library, Twilight said "What magical creature are you?"

Pussiman said "Pupupupupussiman"

Twilight scared, jumped on her books.

Spike waked up with a strange "bottle" on his hands, he said "Yo dawg, what the eazy-e is going on? I'm just having blue carpet treatment here, ya know, some good stuff purple kush."

Pussiman said "AEIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".

Everyone in the library died.

Pussiman was angry already, he saw a strange boutique, it was Rarity's.

Rarity, whiny as usual said, "Who the fuck are you? My dear faggot"

Pussiman, instead of killing her, remembered his dream of the marshmallow.

Pussiman told Rarity: "clothes or i smear shit on ur guts"

Rarity, made some clothes, Each one was for a special occasion, but she also had made a jimmies which were pussiman's official uniform.

Pussiman didn't like it, Instead of killing Rarity, he called the Pussi gods to ask if it's ok to rape a marshmallow.

Gods say yes.

                                                     1 Aids later

Rarity's pussy had exploded, he literally blew it up. Rarity almost died. It was time for the final countdown:

Princess Molestia.