Roboteers are you ready!?

"Bloody hell lady are you alright?!" Firestorm jumped back from the mare who landed in front of him.

"Well said prince charming." Razer sarcastically droned

"You wanna go Razer?" Firestorm said, unearthing his fighting passion

"Did you forget how our previous fights went? they should have just listed ME as one of your weaknesses!" Razer retorted

"Okay that's it!" Firestorm spun around and kicked Razer sending him flying backwards as if he was hit by Firestorm's flipper

Razer flared his wings. "Okay. go time." Razer charged at Firestorm and bore his fangs. Having pierced Firestorm's skin Razer smashed Firestorm into a nearby wall
Firestorm's counter was simple. He used his own bulk to smash Razer into the opposite wall, followed up by a kick sending Razer upwards into the air.

Rainbow dash began to wake up from her unscheduled nap, not that any of them were scheduled to begin with but this one especially. The sight she awoke to was two ponies fighting...One of which appeared to be a bat pony. Rainbow got up with the intent to stop the fight before she was stopped by a gray unicorn.

"What's the deal!? those too are fighting we need to stop them!" Rainbow protested.

"In all honesty its better if we let them settle their differences like this." The gray pony replied.

"I.....don't follow." Rainbow had a puzzled look on her face.

"They've done much worse to each other, heck Hypno here has done a lot worse to Firestorm than Razer ever could." A crimson pony spoke up, gesturing to the respective ponies upon mentioning their names.

"He's Tornado. the only way he ever beat Razer was through cheating." Hypno-Disc cheerfully added.

"OI!"

"You know I'm right 'nado. You tried to cheat against me once with an... anti flywheel frame wasn't it?"

"This is not over. Got it, Hypno-hippie?" Tornado grumbled.

"As for now we should focus on cluing in this young lady here. We never got your name did we?"

Rainbow was still trying to comprehend what she had just heard. What she had pieced together that these four ponies hated each other but were friends. There's a unicorn named Tornado and an Earth pony named Firestorm. Seemed to be kinda weird naming. Also the one called Tornado was a cheater apparently. "Uh Dash, Rainbow Dash!" Rainbow finally spoke getting more and more proud with each word.

"Oh great another Plunderbird..." Hypno-Disc whispered to himself. "So! Rainbow, may I ask why you crashed just now?"

"Good question. I think..." Before Rainbow had a chance to think she was cut off by her stomach grumbling in protest. "Can we continue this conversation at Sugarcube corner?"

Razer threw Firestorm again. "Did you just say Sugarcube corner?" Razer questioned the nonsense he just heard.

"Yeah." Dash sidestepped to avoid Firestorm sliding across the ground.

"Uncle!" Firestorm yelled interrupting Dashie.

"As I was saying.... Sugarcube corner. It's a local bakery, we can talk there." Dash concluded

"Fair enough, let's go." Tornado said, wanting to leave the alley.

"Oh boy I'm the new world champion again! I'd like to thank my crew for this honour." Panic Attack was asleep on the ground in the Everfree forest. Sadly he was rudely awoken from his delusions of grandeur.

"Wackee wackee Panic." Dominator 2 prodded Panic Attack with a magic construct resembling his axe. "Seriously Panic. Wake the hell up."
Panic rolled over, Unfortunately for Panic when he rolled over he also snorted which startled Wheely Big Cheese who was currently guarding their little group.

"AHH DANGER!" Cheese yelled before kicking out his back legs, sending Panic Attack so high he actually went above the forest canopy.

"Sentinel be kind!" Panic yelled as he soared through the air. Panic Attack crashed through the roof of a hut in the forest.

"Oh? who is this odd fellow? Who crashed through my roof with his coat of yellow." A very startled zebra said.

Panic Attack was extremely dazed. Partly due to just waking up but mainly due to his less than spectacular landing. "Sky! Crash! p
Pain! Zebra?" Panic Attack then passed out again, clearly not having the best of days.

Panic Attack came to. His first sight was a gold coloured unicorn with a mane resembling fire. The unicorn had an annoyed look on his face made even more powerful by his fire red eyes. What really caught Panic's eye though was what looked like a tattoo of Dominator 2 on the unicorn's butt.

"Wait.....are you?" Panic Attack began.

"Yes Panic I'm Dominator 2. Can we just call me Dominator?" Dominator replied in a slightly irked tone, clearly not happy with the day so far.

"Oh good he's awake! I thought I killed him with that kick." An extremely large earth pony walked into view. His coat was yellow and his mane was crimson. He wore a very apologetic look on his face, his amber eyes looked on the verge of tears. This pony however had a picture of Wheely Big Cheese on his flank.

"Okay." Panic Attack was trying not to laugh. "Why are you two ponies?" Not being able to hold it any more he burst into laughter.

"Uhhh Panic...." Cheese began. "You're kinda a pony too." Cheese moved a mirror so that Panic Attack could see himself.

Panic screamed. Gone was his forklift-like powerhouse of a body. In its place was a yellow earth pony. It's mane was an alternating pattern of black and yellow. His face wore a worried look contrasting his menacing crimson eyes. On his flank was the once proud robot form of Panic attack.

"Strange ponies, you are not of this world. from which one have you been hurled?" Zecora spoke up.

"Did you just speak in rhyme?" Dominator began while Cheese counselled Panic. "And we're from a world known as earth...."

Meanwhile back in Ponyville five ponies approached Sugar cube corner "And this is Sugarcube corner" Rainbow concluded her tour of the route to Sugarcube corner.

"The architecture is um....cute." Firestorm made his opinion known. The others nodded in agreement

Before anyone else could speak though they were interrupted. A medium sized stallion with a black and red polka dot coat ran out of the doors of Sugarcube corner .His face was contorted in pain as his green eyes winced.

"JESUS CHRIST SOMEONE HELP I'M ON FIRE!" The pony began in a thick Irish accent

"Is that..?" Razer began prompting the others to take turns answering.

"Diotoir? Yep."

"And is he?"

"On fire? Yep."

"And am I?"

"Surprised? Nope."