Roboteers are you ready!?

"Should we put him out?" Rainbow asked, watching Diotoir running around in circles with his tail on fire.

"Hmmmm nah this happens about 5 times a month, 6 if we're lucky." Tornado chuckled.

"Wait this is a common occurrence!?" Rainbow was shocked, how could one of their friends burning be a common thing

"I'M STILL BURNING GOOD GOD THIS HURTS"

"Good for you Diotoir!" Razer chuckled. "And yes Diotoir burning is like the sun rising, its pretty much guaranteed."

As Diotoir continued to burn, his saving grace arrived. "Don't worry Diotoir I found the fire extinguisher!" A mare's voice came from inside the bakery

"WELL BLOODY GET OUT HERE THEN!" Was Diotoir's reply. The fire on his tail getting gradually closer to his flanks.

The shutter doors of Sugarcube corner flung open and instead of Pinkie Pie a dark blue unicorn stood there. Her eyes were yellow like those of a cat. Her mane was a mixture of gun metal gray and jet black. On her flank was a crude cartoon of no other robot than Pussycat.

"Hold still Diotoir!" Pussycat yelled as she fired the extinguisher. Instead of anything you'd normally find in a fire extinguisher, out came pink frosting. Thankfully it did put Diotoir's tail out.

"Phew thanks Pussycat." Diotoir said in a much more relaxed tone.

Rainbow was stifling a giggle. She leant over to Firestorm "Is her name really...."

"The novelty wears off after a while." Firestorm said, clearly understanding her reason to laugh.

The short silence was swiftly broken by a very high pitched gasp "MORE NEW PONIES!? oh my gosh I am gonna throw so many parties!" A voice all too familiar to Rainbow dash said.

A pink blur rushed out of Sugarcube corner and stopped inches from Razer's face. "Hi! I'm pinkie who are you? And you? Oh and you? And you too?" Pinkie exclaimed, rushing to each pony. "WAIT tell me at the party later!" With that final statement the pony rushed off leaving a pink smoke cloud behind.

"I...but...how...why?" Razer was at a loss for words.

Rainbow chuckled. "You get used to it...eventually."

"Oh joy." Razer rolled his eyes

Just on the outskirts of Appleoosa a large bronze coloured buffalo was passed out. He began to wake up, unfortunately for him there was a large pile of rubble on top of him. But this buffalo was strong, incredibly so. With little to no effort he shunted the rubble away.

"Right....time to get to work." The buffalo gained a sadistic grin to his face.

Fastening a nearby pickaxe to his back, the buffalo made his way towards the town.

"Well hay there! welcome to AAAAAAAPPPLEOOOOO-" Braeburn was thrown into a nearby building. This buffalo obviously was not one for conversation.

The buffalo made his way towards the sheriff's office, on the way he struck a wheel of a running cart with his pick causing it to veer out of control into the saloon. Several ponies attempted to stop the psychotic buffalo all of them were thrown out of the way. The local deputy was a tad more stubborn but was swiftly silenced with a pickaxe between the eyes.

This caused all the ponies in the town to scatter and hide in their homes. The buffalo made his way up the steps, sadly the door was locked. This was not a large problem though, with a swift kick the door was reduced to splinters. The receptionist was cowering behind her desk. The sheriff on the other hand....

"Now ah don't know who ya are but you can't mess with mah town! Mah citizens! And expect to get away with it!" The sheriff attempted to psyche out the opposing buffalo

"Oh but I will." The buffalo grinned before charging. The sheriff dodged the charge quickly, sending the buffalo into and through the back wall.

"Take that ya varmint!" The sheriff celebrated unfortunately this celebration was all too premature. The building began to shake, pillars crumbled and the exits were shut off by the rubble. The sheriff took off his hat, he knew what was coming. He didn't scream as the rubble crushed him.

The buffalo climbed to the top of what used to be town hall. He looked over what was now his town and grinned.

Panic Attack, Dominator and Wheely Big Cheese were just leaving Zecora's hut.

"Goodbye you odd folk. if you get lost remember the words I spoke!" Zecora told them as they left.

"Thank god! I don't think I could stand much more rhyming." Dominator spoke up as they reached the edge of the forest

"Yeah I mean she's a nice person or zebra but that just got annoying." Panic agreed. Wheely Big Cheese remained silent.

"Hey fellas...does that look like a farm or do my new eyes deceive me?" Dominator pointed out a sign of civilization.

"Yeah it does don't it?" Cheese broke his silence.

All three broke into a sprint in the hopes of getting food for their new bodies.

On the fields they saw two ponies both of similar size. One was a red earth pony with a ginger mane.The other was more interesting though, he shared a similar colour scheme to panic attack. A yellow body with a black and yellow mane. The key differences being his almost white eyes and larger size. The biggest tell however was what the zebra called a cutie mark. This pony's cutie mark was the robot Behemoth.

"Hey! hey Bay-ah-moth!" Panic Attack yelled mispronouncing Behemoth's name like everyone else did.

"For the last time its BUH-HE-MOTH Not bay-ah-moth, Behemoth! MY NAME IS BEHEMOTH DAMMIT!" Behemoth finally lost it taking out his frustration on a nearby tree and kicking straight through it.

"Geez Behemoth calm it down a bit. I didn't realize it got under your chassis so much." Dominator said trying to calm the raging giant.

"Its like you can't even read basic English!" Behemoth yelled, starting to calm down a bit before storming off.

"Well that just happened..." Wheely Big Cheese said ironically breaking the silence

"Eeyup" Big mac said in response to the break down he just witnessed.