"It's nice to finally relax!" Firestorm leant back in his chair.

"Yeah....for once Firestorm, I agree." Razer said as he finished his milkshake.

"A break from the fighting, the damage, the pressure. Ah life is good." Hypno-Disc added to the conversation.

The others didn't have much else to say so they just nodded.

"Hey Razer?" Firestorm began.

"Yes? Firestorm."

"Don't you think this seems too perfect?" Firestorm inadvertently jinxed them all.

"I'm gonna say this preemptively. You HAD to say it Firestorm didn't you?" Razer replied in a bitter tone

"HELP!" Two young-sounding voices spoke up.

"Told you so." Razer said as he got up. "Better check it out. I was getting bored anyway."

The Gemini twins were looking for someone to help them but it seemed the town was empty. Nobody or pony was on the streets. Apart from the group of School foals running from Dead Metal. Then, however hope arrived in the form of a sarcastic pony that was previously a robot. "RAZER!" The twins yelled

"Oh good god no!" Razer realized what he had walked into. Anyone but them. Please anyone I'll take Aggrobot or even Tornado just not Gemini! Razer mentally cursed himself. "Yes Gemini? What is it?" Razer said putting on the most forced smile ever, of all time.

"So we were in the woods with Bigger Brother and then there was these ponies who seemed nice but two of them were mean but 3 of them were really nice but then this lion scorpion thing shows up and is all like Rawr and it turns out he was Dead Metal and-" They were cut off.

"Bloomin 'ell use punctuation! or even a period or a comma JUST PAUSE!" Razer said as he developed a migraine.

"Wait did they say Dead metal?" Tornado had overheard the commotion and walked outside.

"Did they? I was too busy trying to comprehend the unending river of words being thrown at me!" Razer now had an irritated tone in his voice.

"Dead metal you say?" Pussycat stuck her head out the window of Sugarcube corner. "We'll need a pit of oblivion!"

"A what?" Rainbow said.

"A pit of a oblivion? you know a pit that things fall down. The oblivion thing is just cause smoke comes out when things fall down it." Diotoir smiled in such a way that would rival Pinkie.

"Well lets get digging. My saw blade could dig...oh yeah." Tornado said with a sombre look on his face.

"Wait a minute tornado! Unicorns have magic, it's a long shot but maybe your saw is still with you." Rainbow yelled to tornado.

"Hm. that might be a good idea!" Tornado focused on his old saw blade. The ripping, tearing powerful weapon he once wielded. In a flash of light a transparent construct resembling Tornado's circular saw formed around Tornado's horn. "Nice..." Tornado knelt down
and the saw instantly began to rip into the ground.

"Now we need a smoke machine!" Cat yelled.

"NO TIME!" Bigger Brother ran over the horizon, chased by a massive gray manticore.

Dead metal roared as he chased bigger brother.

"OVER HERE!" Both of the Gemini twins yelled.

Bigger brother ran and leapt over the pit. Dead metal growled at them from the other side of the pit. Firestorm leapt over the pit and began to kick Dead metal "C'mon guys we need to push this oaf

The Gemini twins quickly leapt into assistance. Followed by Diotoir and finally Bigger Brother. "We seem to be having trouble...." Bigger Brother noted.

"Keep going you brutes!" Razer chuckled.

"We really appreciate your encouragement." Diotoir said, uncharacteristicly dryly.

"MOVE YER ARSES!" Wheely Big Cheese slammed into the manticore, pushing it into the pit.

"Does it know it can fl-"

"Shhhhhhh" Razer hushed Rainbow Dash.

"Dammit Cheese! we had a fool proof SMART plan of attack!" Dominator yelled.

"It worked didn't it?" Cheese replied

"He has a point..."

"Quiet Panic." Dominator said.

"Oh...you three are here. Joy." Razer stated with an annoyed tone.

"Glad to see you're still a miserable Arsehole Raz." Panic joked.

"NEVER. CALL. ME. RAZ. AGAIN." Razer shouted while glaring daggers at Panic Attack.

"Right..uh sorry." Panic almost pissed himself, remembering the damage Razer could do.

All of a sudden there was a loud fanfare followed by a stage folding out of a cart. The stage itself was highly decorated featuring many launchers for fireworks and other pyrotechnics. Stage lights were somehow folded into the cart as well.

"Please don't be who I think it is" Both Rainbow Dash and Hypno-Disc said in perfect unison eliciting a confused look at one another.

"Ponyville! Prepare for the greatest show."

"The best display of style and finesse."

"Ever witnessed by pony eyes!"

"Even neigh-sayers will be prompted to look twice at the spectacle of...."

"PLUNDERBIRD!"

"13 BLACK"

"AAAAAAND"

"THE GREAT"

"THE POWERFUL"

"TRRRRIXIE!"

Author's Note

Sorry for a slightly shorter chapter. Didn't have many ideas and wanted to save the part with Plunder, 13 and Trixie for the next chapter.