Roboteers are you ready!?

The Three ponies walked up onto the newly created stage. One was a green unicorn with a red and black mane. In the mane there were the numbers from 0 to 13 with 13 being the boldest number. His eyes were also red and black, the pupils looking like 2 of the 4 suits of cards, namely "spades" and "diamonds". His cutie mark was the robot 13 Black.

The pony on the right was a black unicorn with a similarly black mane interwoven with thin red stripes. His horn was in the shape of a weapon resembling Razer's. His face was proud and showed no signs of changing. His eyes were orange with a condescending look in them. On his flanks was the robot....Plunderbird 5.

And in the centre was the second most arrogant pony in Equestria. Trixie.

"Prepare for...." 13 began.

"A show of elegance" Plunderbird continued.

"From the greatest ponies in Equestria!" Trixie finished.

"Oh dear god no." Hypno-Disc Facehoofed.

"I take it that I'm missing some information here." Dash noted, observing the annoyed looks on the others' faces.

"Meet Plunderbird 5 and 13 Black. In order A show-off and a plagiarist." Razer said in an angered tone

"You there ponies! Prepare for the greatest sho-" Plunderbird Trailed off as he saw who was in the crowd.

"I can see your enthusiasm has left Plunderbird Speechle-" 13 Black stopped dead in his tracks when he saw Hypno-Disc.

"Well well well look who it is. The show-off and the plagiarist." Hypno spoke up.

"HEY!" Both Plunder and 13 yelled.

"He's right you know." Razer spoke up.

"Uh R-Razer hi d-didn't see you there." Plunderbird was beginning to realize he had made a terrible mistake.

"Hypno....no hard feelings right? right?" Black was also incredibly worried.

"Let me teach you a little lesson about flywheels, Black." Hypno jumped onto stage and began to create a construct resembling his flywheel.

"ThanksforthatlessonHypnogottarunbye!" 13 Black managed to slur all his words into one. Before he could run though he was hit with one of the teeth on Hypno-Disc's flywheel.

"The party is just starting. Stick around." Razer was now face to face with Plunderbird. "I think i have a few....points to make." Razer flared his fangs.

"Oh dear....13 we're in a whole heap of trouble aren't we?" Plunder said over his shoulder.

13 just gulped and nodded.

"Run?"

"RUN!"

Both 13 Black and Plunderbird fled from the stage. Leaving Trixie confused and both Hypno and Razer amused.

"Ah that was hilarious!" Hypno-Disc was on the brink of uncontrollable laughter.

"Yeah it was brilliant!" Razer laughed.

"Hey! Those were Trixie's co-stars who do you think you are!?" Trixie spoke up.

"I can see why they were your co-stars." Tornado spoke up from the crowd.

"And WHAT is that supposed to mean!?" Trixie retorted.

"Gee I wonder..." Firestorm chimed in.

"Well you....and Trixie will becuase you....GRRAHH!" Trixie packed up her stage and stormed off in the same way 13 Black and Plunderbird had ran.

"That was horrible you two!" Dash spoke up. Then she looked around to check that no one was hearing. "But it was hilarious!"

Then another cart pulled over in the exact same space, this one was pink and smaller and had cannons on top aswell as an oven in it. All was eerily silent for a few seconds then a sudden fanfare played. Confetti shot out of the oven and dough fired from the cannons covering the ponies in the miniature crowd.

"mmm cookie dough." Hypno noted licking some of the batter from his face.

Suddenly a very high pitched voice was heard. "Welcome welcome welcome....."

ONE SONG LATER

"That was......irritating." Razer commented.

"Awww c'mon guys! feel welcomed!" Pinkie said. No reply was given. "Hm tough crowd." Pinkie then zipped off again.

"You are but a pompous peasant good sir!"

"Peasant? Moi? I am a prince you heathen!"

"If thou art a prince I am a god!"

"Why I'd never! Thou art a waste of my precious time."

"Surely thou jests. You just cannot fight the fact that I am better than you."

"Well that is hardly true I think tha-hm? Guards! there you are arrest this man."

One by one a line of guards walked past.

"Quiet Blueblood."

"That's not a real crime Blueblood."

"Tia told us not to listen to you Blueblood."

"Luna says "shut up you twat" Blueblood."

Blueblood was speechless. "Guards! YOU ARE ALL FIRED!" Blueblood said as he ran back to the castle.

"YOU HAVE NO JURISDICTION UPON OUR JOBS BLUEBLOOD!" A guard yelled.

"Sorry about him sir" A guard said to the pony Blueblood was arguing with.

"Ah he is but a dimwitted twat he won't get under my skin." The pony replied. The pony had an alabaster white coat. His mane was so shiny that the sun reflected off of it. Upon his face was a regal moustache in the same colour as his mane. Adorning his flanks was a visage of the robot Sir Chromalot.

Sir Chromalot sent the guard on his way when he heard someone calling him over "You there! The pony who trounced Blueblood. Come over here! We would like to converse!" The pony said.

"You wish to speak to me?" Chromalot began.

"Yes. We found it quite hilarious that you had just royalty trounced the pompous prince." A white pony with a blue mane and moustache spoke up. "Fancy pants. Glad to meet you...." Fancy pants continued.

"Sir Chromalot! A gentleman and a pugilist."

"It's nice to meet you! Chromalot. This here is my wife Fleur De lis." Fleur bowed. "And this lovely mare is Lady Rarity."

"It's nice to meet someone else who hates Blueblood." Rarity spoke up.

"Indeed he seems like a right twat he does." Chromalot replied.

Both of them laughed. "Indeed he is." Rarity said as she wiped a tear from her eye.

"So rarity." Chromalot began as he took a seat. "You seem like a high class lady. Are you from here?"

"No actually. I'm from a quaint rural town called ponyville." Rarity said.

"Wow. I didn't expect that. You seem to be full of surprises lady Rarity." Chromalot replied.

Meanwhile in an alleyway in Canterlot a changeling awoke. One of his eyes were missing and his front hooves were sharpened to a point.....