The Harpsichord is a majestic instrument of pure wonder. Its tones are considered some of the most spine-tingling, sensational, fasinating, orgasmic sounds that the ear can process, and can lead to ponies bowing before the instrument in appreciation of its incredible power.

Twilight Sparkle has neither heard nor played this instrument in her entire life. With Rainbow Dash in tow, she sits down and decides to give it shot.

What follows is an unbelievable tale of lust, wonder, genius, and corporate executives arguing with one another.

-Warning, there is implied sex here. Like the sexy kind of sex.
-This is supposed to be funny. So um... laugh maybe?
-First known ship of Twilight, Harpsichord, and Rainbow Dash
-The story art is a piano, the not as sexy cousin of the harpsichord. Piano attractiveness level = 7/10, Harpsichord attractiveness level = Infinite
-I demand Harpsichords be added to FIMfiction's character list.

Big Thanks to Feather Sigil for editing, and also thanks to bats for the chapter name.