Interdimensional Issues

It was normal day on Earth. (And by Earth, I mean the one with lots of kaiju[or as n00bs call them, giant monsters] on it. And by kaiju, I don't mean those aliens from Pacific Rim. I mean REAL kaiju, ones who could easily pwn Jaegers.) As usual, Tokyo was in ruins. As usual, Godzilla was fighting King Ghidorah. As usual, humans were trying to intervene. A completely normal, run-of-the-mill day. Or so it seemed. The humans had invented this cockadoodie machine called the Dimension Tide, capable of creating small, temporary black holes. And the humans were pretty determined to use it. So they flew out to the field of battle to try and destroy the two battling monsters once and for all.

"Ready...aim...FIRE!" shouted the human in charge. The black hole shot out of the barrel of the Tide. It formed right behind King Ghidorah. And it began sucking him in to its depths.

Naturally, King Ghidorah resisted.(He has to keep up his reputation of being an awesome, terrifying, powerful kaiju, you know.) He roared and shrieked, flapping his wings in vain. Then Godzilla blasted him with his atomic breath. And so, the dragon disappeared. Godzilla roared in victory. Then he remembered something he ought to do.

Currently, the humans were pretty happy. Some were laughing, others were crying. A majority were silent. One started to think of a quote from Hindu scripture, when suddenly, one of them shouted, "Hey guys, aren't we forgetting-" *CHOMP* The poor human never got to finish his sentence, because Godzilla just ate the plane the humans, and the Dimension Tide, were on.

And so, Godzilla had a very good day. Not only was he nice 'n full, but nobody would ever see the likes of King Ghidorah again. OR SO HE THOUGHT! *DUN DUN DUN*

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It was a normal day in Equestria.(and by Equestria I mean the PONY.MOV Equestria, which is a sick abomination.) As usual, Discord and Wolflor were destroying Ponyville, along with R-Dash 5,000. As usual, Discord was demanding virgins. As usual, R-Dash 5,000 was repeatedly chanting "CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG!" while firing lasers(normal ones) all over the place. As usual, Spike was getting high. As usual, Twilight "Sparkle" Mengele was delving into forbidden science and magic. A completely normal, run-of-the-mill day. And it would stay that way, because everything is normal in this version of Equestria.

Twilight was reading a piece of the Ponecrenmicon to try and banish the horrors in Ponyville. It sounded something like "7ut56o9hgy u nhyjv rp. vtbg lk6thjun nhjr5inhj nh. dmjk hyhjhgy!" Then, out of nowhere, a wild portal appeared! And it sucked R-Dash 5,000 into it, still firing lasers. And so, Twilight believed that one threat was neutralized. But she's been wrong before.

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It was a normal day in Equestria(the normal one). As usual, Applejack was doing apple-farming stuff. As usual, the Cutie Mark Crusaders were accidently destroying Ponyville. As usual, Pinkie was making cupcakes that are totally not made out of other ponies. As usual, Discord was doing pretty much whatever you imagine he would do on a normal day, which can range from plotting to take over the world again to playing baby for Fluttershy. As usual, Trixie was feeling miserable because everypony in the world hated her just because

she was a showmare and  had made up a persona for her show, because "the Great and Not-So-Powerful Trixie" sounds idiotic, even if it's true. But of course, things were about to get really crazy....and blown up.

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King Ghidorah had a migraine. Three, actually, which really must stink, because one is bad enough. (Apparently there are disadvantages to having more than one head, despite the old saying about two heads being better than one.) After some effort, he stood up(which is really hard to do without arms) and took in his surroundings. He was on an unfamiliar planet that seemed way too peaceful for his taste. King Ghidorah narrowed his eyes. He'd fix that soon enough. Then he heard a tinny voice at his feet.

"CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG!" it shouted.

Obviously, whoever or whatever is saying that must be cool to chill with, Ghidorah thought. And when he looked, what he saw was rather odd.

It was a tiny, very brightly colored robot. It looked like the complete opposite of harmful.(rainbows tend to lessen how threatening something appears.) But there it was, constantly screaming than phrase over and over again. "CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG! CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG! CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG!" Then it shot a laser into the distance, causing a surprisingly big explosions. "CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG!" it said for the millionth time.

"We should hang out", King Ghidorah said.

It seemed to like that idea.(hard to tell, considering how it had a vocabulary consisting of only four words and the fact that it had no facial features that would betray emotion.) The robot pointed at a castle in the distance.

A sadistic grin crept most unpleasantly across King Ghidorah's face. "That," he said, "looks like a good place to start."

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"Luna!" Celestia shouted. "Why aren't you in bed? It's already 10 in the morning." Luna just rolled her eyes.

"Sister," she said. "We're not a foal anymore. And besides, we're writing a letter of utmost importance."

"To whom are you writing? Is it a colt?" Celestia asked, a mischievous glint in her eye.

"Celestia!" Luna exclaimed, looking rather embarrassed. "This is no colt I'm writing to. 'Tis Hasbro."

Celestia blinked. "Now why are you writing to them?"

"Because we're not going to get any more episodes. And that is rather infuriating. Why does everypony else get so much screentime and we don't? So we're writing to protest this madness!"

Just then, three loud shrieks, each a different note, were heard outside.

"What was THAT?" Celestia wondered. She didn't have to wonder for very long, as a huge chunk of the wall was blasted inwards and nearly turned her into a grease spot on the wall. A huge, golden three-headed dragon, flew by, its tail having presumably smacked into the wall.

"That MOTHERBUCKER!" Celestia snarled. "Nopony smashes my castle up and gets away with it!"

"Tia, wait a second!" Luna cried, as her sister shot out of the hole faster than a speeding photon. Luna groaned inwardly and gave chase.

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"Hey...uh...six eyes!" Celestia shouted, apparently thinking that was a clever insult. But it do what it was intended to do, as it got the dragon's attention.

"What do you want, lowly worm?" it growled.

Then Celestia shouted-

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Celestia lay smoking on the ground, completely motionless. King Ghidorah stood cackling over her still form. Luna would've come to her assistance, but she was distracted at the moment, as you already know, by R-Dash 5,000.

"CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG!" it chanted, blowing up Jet Set and Upper Crust.(not that such a thing is an issue. Getting rid of those two pricks was the only good thing it had done so far, besides blowing up Prince Blueblood, which was mentioned earlier.) It was moving pretty fast, but R-Dash 5,000 had one problem: it couldn't strategize. It was (accidently)(?) programmed to focus on creating mayhem, and nothing more. Luna waited 'til it's back was turned, and then struck.

"HYAAA!!!" Luna shrieked, blasting the metal monstrosity through several buildings. It fell to the ground, stopping its chant of death. A few seconds later, however, it managed to get up, but not without noticeable difficulty.

"CRUSH! KILL! DESTROY! SWAG!" it said.

"That is getting really annoying, you know," Luna replied. "Thou needs to shut up."

The mechanical menace flew away, to blast more innocents. Luna shot after it.

R-Dash had cornered Fleur de Lis and Fancy Pants. It began to charge its laser. Suddenly, it seized up, as a blue spiral pierced its chest. Luna pulled her horn out of it.

"CRUSH......Kill......destroy.......swaaaaaa.............." it collapsed, never to rise again.

Well, that was easy., Luna thought. Now tis time to take care of- WHAT?!

King Ghidorah had vanished from sight! Luna flew up, scanning all of Canterlot, searching for a sign of the dragon. Nothing.

"How could something that huge just....disappear?" she wondered aloud. Perhaps it fled? No, it was clearly too narcissistic to commit such a cowardly act. But Luna had more important things to take care of right now: she had a wounded sister and a destroyed city full of terrified citizens to handle.