Pranking With Your Reverse Gender Self

Canterlot, Equestria

Flow Mansion

Surplus Flow looked across his front lawn from his room balcony. It was a Saturday, a day of peace for the commander. He took a large sniff of the air and exhaled. Opening his eyes, he turned back inside and made his way down the halls to his office.

He passed Lucky Service, his butler, who was bringing breakfast to his parent’s room.

“Good morning Lucky, how are you this fine Saturday morning?”

“Good sir. We have eggs and hash browns for breakfast. The garden tenders will be arriving during noon,” replied Lucky as he continued down the hall and made a left.

‘Father and mother will be going to a garden party this afternoon. River has work until nine, and I apparently have nothing to do.’

He pushed those thoughts away as he approached the office doors. They were old, but still durable and working. He took out his keys-which he conjured halfway to the door-and inserted it into the keyhole. He heard the click and pushed the doors, closing them once he got in.

Inside his office was a large wooden desk with a neat pile of papers. Various writing tools lay strewn across the desk itself. Behind the desk was a chair in which he sat his flank on. He used his magic to tidy up his desk.

Satisfied, he put his hoof under the desk pressing a secret button. With that press, a small section in the middle of the desk revealed an eye scanner. An orb inside a black box. He put his eye about half-a-foot away as the eye scanner started to scan his eye.

‘Oh Earth technology, how helpful you’ve been to Vortex for the last millennium.’ He thought.

He smirked as the eye scanner went back into the desk. Overhead, the ceiling parted above the desk, lowering a two computer screens hooked up to various wires. A keyboard and mouse dropped down afterwards.

Surplus use the mouse to start up the computer. When it had finally finished, a alert showed up titled “Massive Magic Energy Source Detected”. Intrigued, he opened it up revealing the location which was… in his backyard? He doubled checked.

It was no doubt that it was coming from his yard. He reached under his desk for another button. When he finally pressed it, the wall on his left swung around revealing a white wall. On the wall was his dual Five-Sevens, a M-4 modified to his liking, and a MP-5 also modified to his liking. There was also a HVS and a bullet-proof vest.

He took his Five-Sevens, the MP-5, the HVS, and the vest. The latter two were worn while he had both pistols in separate holsters. His MP-5 at hand, he pressed a button returning the wall back to place and bringing up the computer.

He closed the doors to his office and down the hall. Making his way to the stairs, he instead sat on the rail and slid down it. He made good time as his office was the fourth floor. He jumped off the railing towards the backyard entrance.

He peered outside my yard. The yard was huge, with various statues and hedges, including a fountain in the middle. There were benches situated along the statue bases for when there was a party.

The magic source was coming from the end of the yard so he moved quickly. He came upon site, on which he thought he saw a duplicate of himself.

***

Canterlot, Equestria

Stream Mansion

Five minutes ago

Excess Stream looked at the spellbook in her hooves. She flipped over to the page about crossing into a different world. The spell seemed so difficult because of the requirement of massive energy. Yet, her name was Excess, and her talent was having more than enough power, sometimes having more than the Princess herself.

She was ready to enter to this new world. She had her vest, HVS, her MP-5, and her dual Five-Sevens. She readied the spell causing a whirl wind in the room she was in. Her horn took on two different layers as she got more power into the spell. And then she was gone from existence. The wind calmed down, the spellbook laying on the floor.

***

Right now

Surplus looked at the look-alike in front of him. The pony was a mare with the same eye, coat, mane, and tail color like his.He raised his right foreleg as soon the mare also raised her right foreleg.

They stared at each other in complete silence, shocked at what they were seeing. He was the first one to speak.

“Hello.”

The mare replied, “Hello to you too.”

“So… what brings you here?”

“A world travelling spell.”

“I see.”

“Excuse me but what is your name?”

“Oh sorry, my name is Surplus Flow. How about yours?”

“Excess Stream, nice to meet you Surplus Flow.” He looked at her with curiosity as the she looked at him with curiosity also. Then their eyes set upon each other’s flank. They also had the same cutie mark, a four-pointed vortex with a atom in the middle, including a star between each point.

“So,” started Surplus as he drew a conclusion, “we must be opposite gender of each other.”

“I thought so too,” replied Excess. “I also see that we have the same loadout too.” She observed.

“So what now?” he asked.

Excess pondered for while and so did Surplus. Then they both started to grin.

Surplus said, “you thinking of what I’m thinking?”

“That we go prank the princesses, wait I mean the princes?”

“Yup. Follow me to my mansion.” Excess nodded as she followed Surplus back to the mansion. The mansion was exactly like hers. Same architecture, wallpaper, and decorations. She actually knew where he and she were going.

The basement.

Surplus opened the door to the basement using his keys to open them. Thankfully none of the butlers and maids saw them. They have never seen guns before, or even better technology than a fridge.

The basement had a nice feel to it as it wasn’t the type you would see in movies. It was more of a lounge. Surplus was about to press another secret button-which he loves so much-but Excess beat him. She had pressed the button and the walls began to turn around revealing a small armoury including a T.V.

There was section just for dedicated to all things pranks. Excess was excited to find a briefcase with the words "Caution" on it.

She asked, "is this what I think it is?"

"Yes, had it added to all the VCAPS. It doesn't use up much space. Some of the engineers asked why I commissioned this project. I just said, "none of your business"."

"Funny, hey can you tell me the Princes and Queens names?"

"Sure, there is Queen Celestia, mother of Prince Music Note. There is Queen Luna, mother of Prince Moonlight Draw."

"Let us prank Artem- I mean Luna!" Excess said gleefully as she brought the briefcase to a table and sofa facing the T.V. And opened it.

Surplus also came to the sofa carrying two cans of coke in his magic, straight from the Earth portal. He passes the other coke to Excess as she looks at the console that was inside the case.

Surplus picked up the remote turning the black screen on. He set the screen to a hidden camera. Queen Luna's position was outside having tea time with her sister, Queen Celestia.

He nodded and Excess flipped some switches before hitting a red button. The O.P.C.,or Orbital Pillow Cannon had just fired.