Pranking With Your Reverse Gender Self

The pillow flew at amazing speed breaking the atmosphere. It had charms to slow its speed so as not to kill the pony with sheer force. It also had a charm as to not catch on fire passing the atmosphere.

It passed several space junk, the majority space debris. The others were debris from the unknown satellites orbiting Equus. To a pony watching through a telescope, it would be brushed off as a star due to it having bright lights.

Then again, how would a pillow coming from the heavens look like?

***

Canterlot, Equestria

Castle Courtyards

“Sister, I feel uneasy, like something is about to happen,” said Queen Luna as she shivered.

“Do not worry Luna, I doubt it would be anything bad.”

“But sister, it feels like when you prank me.”

Queen Celestia just chuckled as she sipped the last of her tea. Setting down the saucer with the cup on it. She adjusted her crown before saying, “as I said before, it’s probably nothing. Now I must be off, the Day Court is about to begin.”

Celestia got off the cushion she was sitting on and left, but not before hearing Luna yell behind her, “sister, if this is a prank, I swear I will get you back!”

Luna realized that her sister was long gone. She placed down her saucer and refilled her cup with the teapot.

Then she flew off her cushion as something soft hit her, causing her to drop the teapot. It shattered into pieces as the Queen somehow managed to flip spinning the object that had hit her. And that somehow her head landed on that soft object.

She looked up pressing her hoof against her face. SHe looked down to see that the object that had hit her was a pillow. A fluffy and perfect pillow had hit her. A few feet across was her crown that had been knocked off when she was struck by the pillow.

Then an idea came to mind followed by rage. She opened up the pillow, and on the inside was the culprit written in bold letters “Return To Surplus Flow”. She grinned with anger and excitement as she took off towards the Flow Mansion.

***

Flow Residence

30 minutes later

“She’s behind us!” yelled Surplus as he made a sharp left. In front of him was Excess who still had the briefcase in her levitation. Luna was hot on their tail yelling, “Get back here Surplus Flow and your look-alike!”

“Excess fire the O.P.C. at her, it’s our only hope of surviving!”, yelled Surplus as he dodged a freeze spell from Luna.

“I know, I just fired VCAPS 7’s entire pillow storage, ETA 2 minutes!”

“I hope it’s enough to subdue Luna!”

***

15 minutes earlier

Surplus and Excess had taken off and stored their armour in the basement. They had left laughing at Luna being hit with the pillow. Deciding that a prank war was needed to decide who gets to choose the next victim.

The score was Surplus seven, and Excess’s seven also.

“Give up Excess!”

“Never!” yelled Excess as she made a mad dash through the yard. SUrplus was right behind her carrying several water balloons in his magic.

Excess made a right and hid behind a bush. Surplus ran past allowing her to conjure a pie and throw it at his head. He turned around, throwing his water balloons, then giggling like a foal ran past her.

She shook off the water and ran to the side of the mansion where the tool shed was. Next to the tool shed was the water hose. She turned valve and took the nozzle in her magic. A single drop of water came out.

She brought the nozzle to her face before it sprayed her in the face.  She shrieked as the hose drenched her. The hose whipped back and forth like a snake until she turned it off using her hooves to shield her face from the water.

Then she whipped back looking at the laughing stallion on the ground. Next to him was the hose in which he had stepped on.

“You should have seen the look on your face, priceless!”

He was cut off as another pie was launched at him. The pan slid off his face as two eyes appeared in the mess of pie goop on his face. Then the whole process started again, until a certain prank victim flew into yard.

She looked at the chaos caused by the one who pranked her and his look-alike who was a mare. She yelled in the Traditional Royal Canterlot Voice ,”Surplus Flow and your accomplice, we command you to stop this chaos and face the consequence for pranking us!”

The two ponies stopped in their tracks with Surplus levitating pies and a towel and Excess levitating water balloons. They looked at the Queen of night, then looking at each other. Their magic flinged all of their prank items covering the Queen in pies and water balloons.

The unicorns flee to the mansion heading for front door. There was a loud shriek from the Luna as Excess ran for the basement. Luna chased Surplus allowing Excess to gather the briefcase, two sunglasses, and a syringe launcher with in case of a angry or manic pony.

Surplus and Excess rejoined and ran away from the chasing Luna. They ran into the streets of Canterlot scaring nobles as they wondered why the night Queen was chasing two other nobles who looked alike.

***

Canterlot Castle

Now

Surplus dragged the unconscious body of the Luna. Surplus told the royal and lunar guards to back off as this was official business. They listened of course as he was the command-in-chief.

Luna had been knocked out by a lot of pillows, two syringes of sedatives, and a sleep spell. She could take a lot of hits while lusting for revenge. They dragged the body to Luna’s sleeping quarters.

Excess placed the briefcase and syringe gun down. Conjuring the two sunglasses, she gave one to Surplus and they made their way to balcony. It was lunchtime now so it would be Luna’s sleep time now.

They both put on their sunglasses before they said, “I guess that’s a night out.”

*The author has been punched before he could write Yeahhhhh after this horrible pun*