The Deg-deg

Lenny is a young man, about, eh, 14-18. No one knows much about him, except his family. People at his school stay away from him, because they get creeped out by him. He seems to radiate a creepy aura, and he is always staring at butts, whether it be man or woman. He is precisely 6 feet tall, and he is sorta slim. He usually wears some hoodie and jeans, along with some cheap 20 buck sneakers you can get at Walmart. Both his eyes and hair are black, and his hair is sorta short.

Lenny was spending his weekend in a corner of his room, on the internet. He wore a creepy smile while browsing a certain site that people call the asshole of the internet. Lenny then got bored for whatever reason and stood up, ready to walk out of his room and go get something to eat to preserve his mysterious life.

Lenny opened, got out of, and locked, his door to his room. He couldn't risk anyone sneaking in there and looking. With that dealt with, he then walked down some stairs that led to his kitchen. As he was on his way, he ran into his mother.

"Oh, hi, dearie! How was your day at school before you came home?" she said.

"Just fine, mother. I was heading to the kitchen." Lenny said.

"Well, alright. Go on and get a little snacky for you before dinner, okay honey?" his mom said.

"...Alright." said Lenny as he walked away at a somewhat faster pace.

Lenny got to the kitchen and got one of those mini pringles packs. You know, the stuff of chips your friend had in his lunchbox back in 7th grade. With that thought aside, he went back up to his room. He just threw the snack aside as he went back to his laptop, this time he was on the bed.

Already typing some stuff on his laptop, he didn't notice as the lighting outside from his bedroom window began to suddenly darken. It finally got that dark in his room for him to finally notice as he got up to look out the window. Nothing. He saw nothing, just a pure abyss of blackness and nothing. This seemed to worry him a bit, as he put on a creepy slight frown. He then noticed there was a white light coming from under the space of his door. Lenny backed up silently and hid behind his chair quite hastily. He knew that it probably wouldn't help hide him from the possible danger coming.

Lenny flinched as the door swung open, letting a searing white light shine upon him. For what seemed like hours, seemed a few seconds as he got used to the light could see clearly. Lenny saw a tall white figure, just about his height, stand near him. This figure resembled a horse of sorts.

"Rise, human." it said.

Lenny did so, out of curiosity, but regretted doing so. He was suddenly picked up by some force and carried over to the thing. Lenny could now guess that this was a girl horse thing.

"You are lonely in this world." the horse said.

"Yeah, and so are millions of other humans just like me. Why me, specifically?" Lenny said.

"Because you are special." the thing said.

"I need to take you to the land of Equestria, because you are lonely." it said.

"What are you, a fucking character out of My Little Pony?" Lenny said.

This threw off the pony thing. She had a huge look of confusion on her face, and it seemed she knew what Lenny where talking about, but at the same time, she didn't know. She regained her posture.

"I am the co-ruler of Equestria, Princess Celestia." Celestia said.

"And why the fuck do you expect me to agree and leave my family behind, making them wonder where I went?" Lenny said, voice raised a little.

"Your parents aren't real."

"..What?"

"I apologize."

"You're lying."

"Go pack, please, or else I will change who you are."

Her horn started glowing, and Lenny didn't want to risk being magic'd to death, so he packed nearly all of his clothes and most of his electronics, including his 3DS, laptop, and a desktop with a keyboard, and a whole lot more stuff including a few nerf guns and an air rifle. Let's just say Lenny panicked and packed whatever he could find in his room. It also didn't help that he got a vacation bag every Christmas.

"Now, when we walk out of this door, your room will cease to exist and everyone will forget about you and everything that has to do with you. Are you sure you want to leave?" Celestia said.

"Why the fuck are you speaking to me like I had a fucking choice? You're the one who's forcing yourself onto my life and is just expecting me to move out of my own comfortable life I enjoyed. And why the fuck are my parents fake!!?" Lenny said. As you could tell, Lenny was pretty damn mad, and it took a lot for him to start yelling and actually speak. Like that one time someone stole his milk carton in kindergarten. The little shit who stole it cried for months.

Celestia thought that meant yes, and even had a little smirk on her face as she pushed him out his door, Lenny tripped and fell on some marble floor. His stuff fell on top of him, and it hurt like hell, having a 200 pounds of human stuff fall on you. Lenny got up slowly and looked around, as he looked to be in some kind of castle.

Lenny had a smirk on. He found a pony maid who was bent over, cleaning random things. The mere thought of butts was enough to content him for an hour or two.

"Ready to go to your new room, human?" Celestia said as she walked behind him, interrupting his butt admiring. Being called human again made Lenny flip off the Princess. Lenny turned around and said "Fuck you, my name's Lenny, nice to meet you."