The Deg-deg

Celestia looked a little surprised at Lenny's little outburst, cursing a immortal goddess was frowned upon, especially in Equestria. Lenny's raising of the middle finger had no effect on her, because she probably didn't know what it meant.

"Welcome to Equestria, Lenny! It's nice to meet you." She said, with a tender smile that Lenny swore was made to anger him.

Sadly, it didn't help Lenny's problems.

"Why are you so happy? You're a kidnapper." Lenny said.

"I don't believe I take goats, but whatever you think of me is fine with me." Celestia said.

"Stop. Just show me my room, kidnapper." Lenny said, putting on his own smile again. His jimmies where not rustled yet. Even his smile off put Celestia, albiet slightly. As they where walking through the unnecessarily huge castle, they got stares from maids and guards and such, but they figured it was safe because Celestia was with him. Lenny figured they never seen a human before because this is fucking ponyland.

The strange duo got to Lenny's new room. "Why am I suddenly pulled out of my own life to another life that I am extremely discontent with?" Lenny said. Celestia just smiled and threw Lenny in the room, with all of his stuff.

Lenny looked around the condo-like place. There was a bathroom in the middle, with all the other rooms around it. He found the actual bedroom, and set his stuff down in it. He was really aching a butt admiring session.

Thankfully, he found some power holes identical to the ones on Earth in the walls. That means he could plug in his laptop and stare at his collection. Before Lenny could unpack, there was a knocking on his room door. "God damn." Lenny said to himself. He got to the door, and fumbled around to unlock it because ponies suck. He got it open, and out in front of him was a maid. A maid mare. Her coat color was white, and her hair was purple. These bright colors made Lenny sick. He was aching for some ebony ass.

"Hello! Uh... What is your name?" the maid mare asked. She clearly hasn't seen a human before. Figures.

"Lenny. Lenny Bel-aire." He said.

"I am your new maid, my name is Divine Prose, but you can call me Prose!" Prose said.

"Why are you my maid?" Lenny asked.

"Well, Lenny, because the Princess ordered me to!" Prose said.

Lenny got an idea. With a creepy grin, he welcomed her in. He then showed her to his room. "Cool, I guess. Listen, can you unpack all of my things for me?" He said.

"I'll be glad to, Lenny!" Prose said.

Prose then started cleaning, all around the room. Lenny thought that she was bending over too much. He then started looking at the pony's butt. He didn't enjoy it as much as human butts. Hell, he didn't mind the faggotry the brony fandom made in porn, but he didn't really enjoy their porn, anyways. They always seemed like they always had a fedora, if not wearing one.

Prose looked up and saw Lenny looking at her butt. Lenny was too zoned out to even care. "Um," she said, but Lenny interrupted her in a rather creepy fashion.

"Nice ass." said Lenny. This caused Prose to hurry up and finish quickly. She was blushing furiously. Lenny guessed that ponies don't flirt a lot. Prose finished and walked up to Lenny.

"Um, I have to bathe you." Prose said quietly.

Lenny didn't quite catch that.

"What was that?" Lenny said.

"I said I have to bathe you..." said Prose.

"No you don't." said Lenny.

"Yes, I have to, Princess' orders." Prose said, starting to head towards Lenny.

"You can't just bathe some unidentified creature no one knows about!" Lenny said. Prose still headed towards Lenny. "Stop! I don't want my jimmies rustled!" yelled Lenny. Prose backed off. Lenny sighed.

"I don't want to be bathed just yet. I still have yet to set up my stuff... like my laptop." Lenny said. He was pretty sure that she didn't know what a laptop was, but he didn't care. He just wanted to get away and stay away from Celestia and Prose for a while. Sure, he got a free room, but he still needed a little bit to get used to this world.

"Tonight. You." said Prose in a voice not hers. This made Lenny grin because it was hilarious, but he just didn't know what was going to happen that night in the tub.

Prose left his condo to do whatever maids did in their free time, if they had any free time. All Lenny thought they did was dust stuff and bathe people. Then again, he swore he could feel Celestia laughing nearby. Lenny then wore his grin and went to set up his stuff. He already had his laptop and charger out on the bed and was staring at butts. There was a fine butt. Then there was a bad butt, that he deleted. Then, there was the best butt of all. It is not known, to anyone except Lenny. He kept the best butt somewhere deep in the depths of the system32 file. He saw something walk into his room, and out of pure instinct, he exited out of everything and closed his laptop in a flash.

Celestia grinned at Lenny. Lenny had a grin as well, and was looking off to the side at something. Celestia stood there, and Lenny sat there on the bed. "What are you doing on that invention?" Celestia asked.

"Enjoying myself." replied Lenny.