Everyone deserves a friend

I wake up leaning against a wall as my body burns and in front of me is a pink pony. WAIT WHAT?!?

The pink pony leans in closer, “Hello are you ok?” Ok pink pony that can talk...This must be hell.

The pink pony walks closer. I raise my head and everything burns. "Where am I?" Talking hurts but I must know where I am.

"You're in Ponyville silly!" The pink pony pulls out a pamphlet out of its mane and gives it to me. It shows a Pre-Victorian village with bright letters over it reading Ponyville.

"Can you bring me something to eat please?"

The pink pony gasp and runs away quickly then returns with a box of cupcakes. The sugar in them will help.

I open it and touch them then consume them with tendrils and the pink pony gasp again, "I must throw you a welcome to Ponyville! I forget to ask but are you a angel?"

I shake my head, "Sorry kid but I'm no angel." The pink pony looks down sad and sighs, "That means I cant throw you a welcome to Ponyville mister angel party!"

I get up slowly as my body aches then I look behind me and i see blood in the form of wings, "I guess I did look like an angel, huh."

"I've never seen you're kind before, are you lonely?"

"No I'm not, all I known is being alone."

"N-no friends?"

"I couldn't trust anyone to have a friend."

"That's awful! I'll be your friend! Everypony needs a friend..."

I smile and bend down on my knees, "You know what if noPONY tries to kill me I'll be your friend."

She gasp and bounces hyper like, "The first thing we should do is introduce you to ALL my friends!" This might not be hell.

I walk out of the alley after consuming the blood on the walls and the reaction of the crowd was to scream "Monster" and run into their home closing all the doors and windows then to lock them. "What's their problem?"

The pink pony jumps up and down to a place only it knows, "I don't know!" It responds cheerfully and blissfully.

Minutes of a talkative pink pony, empty streets and ponies staring at we fearfully we arrive at a tree with windows, a door, and a star gazing post. That takes tree house to a extreme I've never seen before.

Pinkie knocks on the door, "Twilight come meet my new friend! I'm he says he'll be my friend if nopony tries to kill him!"

I hear a girlish voice, a nerd like Dana. "That's ridiculous Pinkie there hasn't been a ponycide in our lifetimes." 'Twilight' opens the door and goes completely silent, "A-are you a human?"

"Yes and no."

"You cant be! youre just a myth! A legend form cavepony times!"

"Unicorns are a myth where i com form but apparently there both based in fact. Next you're going to tell me magic is real."

"It is! Its why unicorn can perform magic!" Twilight stomps her hoof.

"Show me your 'magic'." I wave my hand like some artist way.

Twilight's horn lights up in the color of her coat and picks up multiple books. "See mag-"

"Electromagnetic on a level technology form my world cant do. You probably don't know what a atom is."

"N-no..."

I spend the next hour expelling to her atomic theory to the level i possible can and ultimately her hair and tail is frizzled and displaced. inkie starts to giggle at me, "You broke Twilight."

I laugh alittle, "I guess I did." I wave my hand over her face and snaps my fingers then Pinkie looks at me.

"Do that again!"

"Do what again?"

"That noise with you're hoof!" I snap again and Pinkie giggles, "How you do that?"

"Pinkie lets focus on fixing Twilight."

"Okie dokie loki!" I grab Twilight and I slap her hard enough for her to feel it but not hard enough to brake her skull...No responce so I walk up the stairs to see a large lizard in a basket so I grab it then it starts flaying and it yawns.

"Twilight don't wake me up with magic!" The Lizard looks at me and I look at it. "Hi."

"Hi."

"Please don't hurt me."

"I broke Twilight can you help me fix her?"

"How you brake her?"

"I told he and backed up magic is fake."

"And then she broke?" I drop the dude and walked downed the stairs and showed him Twilight. "If we send a letter to the Princess the sound might snap her out."

"Cool can I write it?"

He points to a desk with a quail, ink and paper so I Write, "Dear Princess, I Alex J. Mercer implore you to respond to this letter in hopes of braking Twilight out of a trance like state after explaining how and why magic is fake. I will explain in front of a crowd of what I suspect you might have a magic research. She also said Humans are myth so can you explain that to me as I am one."

I give it to Spike, "Here send it to the Princess." He blows flames on it and I sigh, "You sent it with magic didn't you?"

"Yep, deal with it."

"I can brake you easily too lizard."

"Hey I'm a baby dragon!"

I facepalm as he burps and a letter floats down and twilight lunges for it but me being faster, "I believe this is for me."

"If this news is true I'll dispatch a guard to you're location to take you to my castle and I can send for representatives of other nation to be sent and your existence...Clarified."

"Pinkie walk with me. Pinkie?" I look around not a hair in sight of the pink pony."Where the hell she go?"

"That is Pinkie for you." Twilight and Spike start to laugh so i head outside and I see a city on a mountainside made of pure marble.

"Twilight is that city of marble where the Princess is?"

"Ye-" I jump and start to run to the city of marble taking minutes to get there. I arrive in a market district as I walk in two guards stop me.

"Turn around monster and go back to the forest!" I flip over the guard ripping off its armor and crumple it to a small ball and throws it at a wall fast enough to go through the walls of marble till it bury itself in the mountainside.

"Don't fuck with me." I turn around and began to walk off to the giant castle as I get fearful looks form the stuck up nobles of this land. I arrive at the gate and stare at the guards who flair their wings to block my path and i respond by breaking there wings at 90 degree angels. "Like I said to the last guards don't fuck with me." I walk in the castle till I find the throne room so I break the door off earning me a battalion of guards raising spears so I jump in the middle of the group and slams my fist together blasting the guards in all directions.

"Ah so this is the power of a hu-"

I grab a spear and throws into the wings of the white alicorn nailing it to a wall then I run as fast as I can and slam my hand into her neck pinning her down, "You attacked me now you die."

"I'm sorry for what the guards did to you! I want peace, I yield!" I look it in the eyes as I dislodge the spear to my side ready to use it again.

"Let me get this straight." I look her dead in the eyes, "If i'm unprovoked attacked or pissed off I'm going to kill them, i'm not subject to you're laws and I'll go to where I please and you will find me a way to my home or I'll kill all you're kind."

"We will discuss this with the other nations provided they don't try to kill you for the legends."