Everyone deserves a friend

I look down the hall way where Luna went and I sigh as a fearful maid taps my shoulder, "M-Mr. Alex the representatives are here to see you. I look down at the mare and scratches her ears, "Can you show me to the room please?" She nods and begins to walk as I follow with my hands in my pockets.

I look at the marble walls and the important artifacts that I take three vases and start to juggle them in total boredom. I soon attract a crowd that just follows me as I juggle the three ancient artifacts then I throw them in the air getting screams of horror. I catch them easily by running to where they are falling.

The ponies scatter like cockroach to lights. I turn around and I set down the vases and allow myself to yawn as I walk in two giant oak doors to see the weirdest gathering of mythological creatures. I see a free spot at one the heads of the tables and I sit there leaning my feet up on the table. "In my world you all don't exist...expect for you zebra. You exist. So by all means that I am top predator in the room." I flash my canines making the herbivores shift a little and the omnivores and carnivores just shrug, "In fact I challenge you all to a fight it would mean I have the right to kill you if you refuse.

A zebra stand stright up, "That is not fair! What about our cultures?!?"

"I don't care about you're cultures, you know what my kind did to our own just cause they were scared? They were convicted that they were witches so them tied them to a stake and burnt them alive, if they survived they were a witch and would kill them. They would tie rocks to their legs to a rock and drop them in a lake and if they drowned they weren't a witch, if they float they were a witch and they would kill them." Everything just sat there shocked, "You were all in legends, I know how to kill you all even a hydra is a easy feat for me." Most them just stared at me as I got up and picked up the table with one finger, "I'm better then you all just don't fuck with me."

I walk out and close the door then I'm tackled by a pink blur and I look at the fearless being that tackled me and I see Pinkie pie. "Hello Pinkie."

"Hello mister angel!"

"Why are you hugging my legs?"

"Cause the really weird and I like it!"

"You guys dont have jeans?"

"I do have genes but their inside of me!"

"Not those types of genes Pinkie." I sit down Then I see Twilight stand there as her eyes went to pinpricks, "Hello Twilight."

"H-hello Alex."

"Im glad you came."

"Please dont eat me!" She started backing up then I picked up Pinkie who went WEEEEE. "I don't eat friends, only enemies and my friends eneimes"

"So what are you some twisted angel?"

I look at Pinkie. Dana "Before I came here you know what I did to save my friend?" I glare at her with red eyes.

"W-what?"

"I took the power of the sun straight t the face and got right back up."

"T-thats not possible! Nopony is more powerful then Celestia!"

"I put a hole in her wingand almost chopped off her head."

"WHY?!?" She looks like shes bout to cry.

"To protect myself." I start to walk off with Pinkie i my arms who cuddle in my warmth so I make myself hotter for her comfort."Pinkie why do you call me a angel?"

"Cause I found you with wings, where are your wings?"

"I'm hiding them for now."

"Awwww they were a pretty shade of red."

"I'll show you them later Pinkie but know isnt the time."

Pinkie begins to pout, "Pinkie pie promise?"

"Whats a Pinkie Pie promise."

"Repeat after me and do what I do"

"Cross my heart." She crosses her hoof over her heat.

"Cross my heart." I cross my finger over the left side of my chest.

"Hope to fly." She flicks her hoofs trying to fly and actually gets lift.

I place her down, "Hope to fly." I flap my wrist.

"Stick a cupcake in my eye!" She covers her eye with her hoof.

"Sick a cupcake in my eye." I cover a eye with my hand.

She smiles at me and I force a smile at her she she grabs my hand in her mouth and pulls me, "What you want Pinkie?"

"I wanna throw you a welcoming party!"

"Pinkie I dont like p-" I feel a spear pirce through my back and I plge it compleatly through as Pinkie just grins, "Pinkie you know what type of angel I am?" I turn around and grip the pony who did by the neck. I turn around as she looks at me with innocent eyes.

"What type of angel?"

"A angel of death." I throw the pony down braking his spine then i start to beat him till the marble is permanently stained red then I consume the Pegasus and unreal blood red wings.