"Well, maggots! My name is Lieutenant Aldo Raine, and I'm looking for the best of the- well, whatever the best is that you got!" - Lieutenant Aldo Raine, upon becoming the Boot Kamp's main instructor.

No matter where a character lives or dies, no matter what cartoon, and no matter just how horrible they may seem, they will always end up at King K. Rool's Boot Kamp for Kartoons. From exploding potatoes, to glowing original characters that could be seen from space, to the ever-present Aldo Raine who seems to know exactly what you are doing as you do it, but lets you do it anyways, no day will ever be normal when you enter the Boot Kamp.

[This is an open fic collaboration. If anyone wants to write a chapter for this, they just have to PM me and ask me for the three rules for a such a fic.]