Dear Sexy Shiny Shining Armor,

You beautiful son of a gun, how have you been? It's been way too long since we've seen each other! A friend of mine at the palace told me that you were staying in Canterlot for some kind of diplomatic thing, right? Do you think you might have some time to spend with an old fuc buddy? I know, I know, you're a married guy and everything's different now, but I just thought it'd be nice for us to get together again for old time's sake, y'know? And if you're still anything like you were during basic, you could stand for a little guy time. So what do you say? The Wonderbolts just finished a few shows in Canterlot and we're staying in the fancy hotel on Brookmere Road, so stop by when you get this, and maybe we can arrange some genuine hang-out time before we both have to hit the road.

Lotsa love,
Soarin

Obligatory M/M clop warning so I don't get bullshit like "omg i saw cadence in the tags so i thot it was gunna b str8!! u triked me into reeding gay porn!!1 :'((( EW EW EWWW!! *dislikd* DX"