
I hate this world
I go to Equestria, and run from anthro ponies who either want to kill me, or kill me with snoo snoo. Ooh this is gonna be a wierd trip.
So hears the deal, I have somehow been transported to Equestria. Amazing right? Nooot really. It seems that the world I know is humanities version of Equestria. The real Equestria is basically the same, but with anthro ponies. Very, veeery aggressive anthro ponies that want me in chains because they think I'm a monster, and I don't think I would like that a lot. So I am now on the run from the Elements of harmony, Celestia and her sister, and a lot more angry ponies. Oh I can tell this'll be interesting.





57221 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
14 Chapters:
- That's one way to wake up. 2014-02-10 02:13:48 UTC1684
- I fucking hate my life. 2014-02-16 15:21:23 UTC1668
- GO HUMP A CHAIR! 2014-06-21 01:35:19 UTC2434
- Easy pickings. 2014-08-14 20:34:40 UTC3210
- That bitch. 2014-09-29 23:00:04 UTC2139
- Shit... 2014-12-23 03:53:06 UTC3230
- Behind the scene. 2015-07-27 15:54:21 UTC3682
- First friends? 2016-06-04 20:05:44 UTC3032
- A night of loss. 2016-07-27 00:56:37 UTC6481
- Just another problem. 2016-08-05 03:49:24 UTC7644
- Finally catching a break? 2016-09-07 10:37:54 UTC7382
- Settling in. (Edited!) 2016-11-13 16:38:45 UTC3036
- A coming storm? 2018-02-15 08:12:56 UTC4405
- Death doorstep. 2019-09-17 04:30:37 UTC7194