I hate this world

by last of delta1

Easy pickings.

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My eyes slowly opened only to be attacked by the suns glare. I groaned, pulled down my mask, and rubbed my eyes. "Fucking sun." I said, and jumped off of the branch I was sleeping on. I rose to my full height, and scanned the area. Seemed clear, and I could hear running water close by. So I yawned, and headed towards the sound of the water. As I was walking, I noticed how quite it was. This made me both calm, and on edge. I liked the silence, but sometimes it means shit is about to go down. That's just my luck. Anyways, I finally came across a river with clear water. I smiled at the sight, and quickly walked over to the river. I knelt down, flipped my hoodie off my head, and began to drink the cold, fresh water. "Damn that's good." I mumbled, and dunked my head into the river for a few seconds. I then pulled out my head, and smiled. "Now that feels great!" I said, and chuckled. I rose to my feet, and wiped the water from my face. I flipped my hoodie over my head, rubbed my neck. "Now, where can a guy get some breakfast?" I said to myself. I shrugged, and began to walk down the river. As I was walking, I began to ask myself, what the fuck am I doing here? I don't remember doing anything before I came here, so why am I here? I sighed, and looked into the sky. "Probably should have been buddy, buddy with those freaks." I said, and shrugged. Soon I spotted a nest in the tree, and smiled. "Some eggs don't sound to bad right now." I said, and walked up to the tree. I rubbed my hands, and jumped onto the tree.

I started to climb the tree, and quickly made it up to the nest. "That was easy." I said. I reached for the nest, but soon my vision was blurred by something. I screamed, and fell from the tree. I slammed into the earth, hard, and started to roll around trying to get whatever was on my face. Whatever it was, IT WAS EATING MY SOUL! Soon I managed to pry off my attacker, and threw it against the tree. I quickly got to my feet, and saw a hawk flying towards me with blood in it's eyes. I ducked, and pulled out my M9. I rose to my feet, and searched for the flying rat, but it was no where in sight. I was about to walk back to the tree, but soon I felt a sharp pain in my ass. Soon that pain increased, and I roared in pain. I started to run in circles, screaming like a mad man. I quickly jumped in the air, and landed on my ass. But instead of feeling the hawk under me, I felt the earth and it's many small rocks jab into me. I cringed, and slowly rose to my feet. "Ow, my ass." I mumbled, and rubbed said ass. I quickly realized that the spawn of satan was still in the air. I looked all around me, but saw nothing. I smiled, and stood in victory. "Heh, pussy." I said. I was about to walk back t the tree, and claim my meal, but I froze to a sound of pure evil.

"CAW!"

I spun around, and only saw feathers. I raised an eyebrow in confusion, but felt my entire body scream out in pain. I quickly looked down, and my eyes widened with shock. The flying rat was biting my baby makers. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" I screamed, and started to attempt and pull the bastard off. I failed, and the prick started to bite down even harder. I aimed my M9 at it's head, but realized that I could blow off my pride in the process. I quickly scanned the area, and ran towards a tree. Without wasting a second, I began to violently hump the tree.

"CAW!"
*CRACK*
"CAW!"
*CRACK*

This went on for a few minutes, and the flying rat soon let go, and started to fly away. I quickly spun around, and fired a few rounds at the hawk. Luckily one hit the hawk, and it fell to the ground. I smiled, and ran towards my fallen enemy. "Got ya you bastard!" I shouted. I reached the motionless creature, and stood over it with pride. I was about to pick up my kill, but I heard something that made my balls shrink.

"CAW!"

I looked up, and screamed like a little girl at the site of a army of angry hawks. I quickly turned around, and sprinted away into the forest while screaming.

"FUUUUUUUCK MY LIFE!!"


[Ponyville, Twilight's house]

Twilight slowly open her eyes, and yawned. The suns glare shot through the window, and onto Twilight's bed. Twilight soon climbed out of her bed, stretched, and walked down stairs. Once she was down stairs, she saw Fluttershy wide awake on the couch with a depressed look. Twilight sighed, and smiled. "Morning Fluttershy, did you sleep well?" Twilight asked. Fluttershy didn't answer, and looked to the floor. Twilight walked over, and put her hand on Fluttershys shoulder. Fluttershy jumped a bit, and looked to Twilight.

"O-oh, Twilight, I didn't hear you there. S-sorry." She said. Twilight gave a gentle smile, patted her friend on the shoulder.

"Do you want some breakfast?" Twilight asked. Fluttershy soon gave a small smile, and nodded. Both of the friends went into the kitchen, and began to prepare breakfast. Soon Spike walked down from the stairs, and yawned. "Morning Twilight, and Fluttershy." He said, and sniffed the air."Mmmm, smells good. What are you making?" He asked.

"Just some pancakes." Twilight said.

"With blueberries?" Spike asked. Twilight chuckled, and nodded.

"Of course with blueberries." She said. Spike smiled, jumped into a chair, and scooted up to the kitchen table. As the girls made breakfast, spike noticed something, and blushed. Both Twilight, and Fluttershy were wearing small shorts that almost showed their entire rear ends, and it looked as if they had no tops on. But Spike saw the small tank tops under the aprons, and sighed.

'I really need to get use to being around girls, or I'll turn into a prev.' Spike thought, and shook his head. As time passed the girls had finished breakfast, and spike had managed to stop staring once the food was in front of him. They all began to enjoy the meal, and talked to one another. Spike, and Twilight steered away from what had happened the other day, and found happiness in their friends smile. Once they were finished, Spike asked for the girls to change. The girls giggled once they realized what they were wearing, and went upstairs to change. While the girls went up the stairs to change, Spike started to clean the dishes. Once Spike finished the dishes, the girls had finished changing, and came down stairs.Twilight was wearing simple jeans, and a long shirt with a star in the middle. Fluttershy was wearing a green skirt with butterflies, and a white shirt. Soon there was a knock at the door, and Twilight walked over to the door. She opened the door, and saw Rainbow Dash.

"Hey Twilight, how did ya sleep?" She asked.

"I slept well Rainbow Dash, how about you?" Twilight asked back. Rainbow Dash shrugged.

"Not good, I kept having these dreams with that creature in it. It kept me up for like half of the night." She said, and yawned.

"Then why don't you just sleep on you clouds?" Twilight asked. Rainbow Dash shrugged.

"I would but I got a busy day." She said. "Hows Fluttershy." Rainbow Dash asked.

"She's better. To be honest I'm actually shocked at how fast she recovered from Angles death." Twilight said, and looked back to Fluttershy who was talking to Spike with a smile. "But I'm glad she's smiling." Twilight said, and looked back to Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah, me to. Well I just came by to check on Fluttershy. See ya later Twi." Rainbow Dash said, and flew off. Twilight waved goodbye, and returned to the two laughing friends.

"So, what do you guys want to do today?" Twilight asked.

"I was actually hoping I could go, and help Rarity today." Spike said. Twilight shrugged, and nodded.

"Sure, why not." She said. Spike smiled, and ran out of the house. "Don't forget about tonight Spike!" Twilight shouted.

"I wont!" He shouted back.

Twilight looked to Fluttershy, and smiled. "So, what do you want to do?"

"How about we just walk around Ponyville?" Fluttershy asked.

"Sure, I have to do some shopping anyways." Twilight said, and both of the girls walked out of the house.


[Jacobs pov]

I laid against a tree, panting like a dog, and sweating like a pig. I relaxed for a few minutes, and rose to my feet. I wiped the sweat from my face, and sighed. "Well, I now know what I hate the most in this world." I said, and scanned my surroundings. Nothing but nature. I moaned, and shrugged. I just started to walk through the forest, and soon came across the edge of the forest. I hid in the bushes, and scanned the area with my binoculars, and spotted a farm. I noticed the field of apple trees, and licked my lips. "Now they look good." I said, and smiled. But as I scanned the farm even closer, I frowned as I spotted one of the six ponies I came across the other day. "Shit." I mumbled, and put away my binoculars. I started to debate whether or not it was good idea to take the chance of getting caught, or to just keep moving with an empty stomach. As I was debating, the pony from yesterday, a large red pony, and a old green pony walking away from the farm, and waving goodbye to a small child pony. I gave an evil smile, and rose to my feet. "Easy pickings." I said, and waited for the adults to leave. I quickly, and cautiously made my way towards the farm. I soon reached the large barn, and went around the left side. Once I got around the barn, I saw an open window on the second floor. I pulled my mask onto my face, ran to the house, and began to climb my way up to the window.


[Appleblooms pov]

I waved goodbye, and waited till Applejacks cart was out of sight. 'Almost, almost.' Soon the cart left my sight, and I jumped in the air with joy. "Woo-hoo! I'm alone! At home! I'm home alone! This is gonna be so awesome!" I said, and walked back to the house. Once inside the house, I pulled out Applejacks list, and started to get to work. But before I could get the first thing on the list done, I heard a loud bang from upstairs. It spooked me for a second, but I quickly shook that off, and went upstairs. "Somthin must have fallen over, that's it." I said to myself, and reached Applejacks room. I opened the door, and saw that a lamp was on the floor. I walked over to the lamp, picked it up, and placed it back onto her shelf. I smiled, and turned around to only bump into something big. At first I was confused, and backed up to see a large dark, scary creature towering over me. My confusion quickly turned into fear, as I backed away even further. The creature took a few steps towards me, and I felt my heart beat faster, and faster. "APPLEJAC-" I was cut off as the creature lunged at me, and covered my mouth with it's hand. I struggled to remove it's hand so I could scream, but it's grip got stronger, and it slammed me against the wall. I began to cry, and scream under it's hand, and started to struggle even more in hopes that it would help me break free, but nothing happened.

"Shut up!" The creature shouted. I froze, and stopped struggling and screaming. I only cried as the creature stared into my eyes. "Good, now you be a good little girl, and lead me to where you keep your food." He said, and pulled out a scary looking ax. "Or I'll do something that will make you cry even more. Understand?" He asked. I slowly nodded, and heard him chuckle. He grabbed me by the back of my neck, and I began to lead him to the food storage. As we were leaving Applejacks room, I remembered what Applejack had taught me when a stranger would try and take me away. I tightened my fist, and shot my left elbow backwards. The creature grunted, and he let go of my neck. I took the chance and sprinted for the stairs. "You little bastard!" The creature raored. I heard his footsteps grow louder, and closer. This only made me faster for I was filled with pure fear. Once I reached the stairs, I began to quickly run down them. But as I was half way down the stairs, I felt something slam into the back of my head. I soon tripped, and fell down the stairs, and slammed into the floor. My vision was blurry, and I felt something coming out of the back of my head. Soon my eyes closed, and everything went dark.


[Jacobs pov]

I stood at the top of the stairs, and stared at the bleeding little girl surrounded by several pieces of what used to be a vase. I was frozen in shock. "W-what did I do?" I said, and looked at my hand that threw the vase. Soon I gained control of myself, and quickly walked down the stairs. "Shit, shit, shit, shit." I said, and reached the little girl. I knelt down next to her, and checked for a pulse. Luckily there was one, but blood was still escaping the back of her head. I looked around, and saw curtains hanging above the windows. I dashed to the window, and ripped the curtains down. I ran back to the girl, and tore the curtains into bandages. I began to wrap the curtains around her head, and made sure it was tight as I finished. I picked up the girl, and took her into anther room where I placed her on a large chair. I sighed, and looked at the blood on my hands. "Fuck!" I shouted. "What was I thinking, she just a child. SHIT!" I yelled, and punched the wall. I soon gained control, and sighed. "Alright, alright, get a hold of your self, you came here for survival, so that means you have to do anything to make sure that happens. Right?" I asked myself. I shook my head, and walked out of the room. "Fuck it, I came here for food, and that's it." I said, and began to walk through the house in search for my objective.


[Half an hour later]

I managed to find a good supply of food, but I may have trashed the place in the process. At first I felt bad about the girl, but I came to the conclusion that it was kind of her fault. She should have listened to me, and played nice. But nooo, she had to be an idiot, and try to run away. pfft, whatever. Anyways, I have a good amount of food, and decided that now was a good time to make my escape. I was about to go out the front door, but I saw that pony from yesterday heading for the front door from the window. "Shit." I mumbled. I quickly sprinted for the back door, and smashed through the door.

"Applebloom!" A females voice cried out. I took this chance, and sprinted away from the house, and towards the forest. I can tell this was going to cause some problems, but I could really care less at this point. Soon I reached the edge of the forest, and continued to sprint through the forest until I was far enough. I started to slow down, and finally came to a stop. I panted, and leaned against a near by tree. I soon sat down, and laid against the tree. I pulled out an apple, and took a bite. Instantly my taste buds screamed with pleasure, and my eyes widened with shock at how good these were.

"Holy shit that's fucking good." I said, and took another bite. I chuckled, and swallowed. "So worth it." I said, and finished the rest of the apple. I threw the core into the bushes, and rose to my feet. For the rest of the day I roamed the forest, and found a cave that looked safe enough to stay in. I made a make shift camouflage net with a few bushes, sticks, and vines, and placed it at the entrance of the cave. Once I was done, I decide that apples weren't going to last forever, so I began to make some traps with sharpened sticks. I placed them around pacific areas around the cave. Night was slowly coming, so I pulled out my Tomahawk, and began to collect some fire wood. Once I had a good amount, I hauled them back to the cave, put the wood into a pile, and used my matches to get the fire going. Of course it was a bit annoying, but soon I got the fire going, and spent the rest of the night filling my stomach with food, and fell asleep with a smile.


[Canterlot]

Princess Celestias shift was at an end, and her sister Luna was now taking over. Mostly Celestia would be pleased at the time her shift ended, but since the reports of several royal guards being found dead in the Everfree forest she was on edge. She tried to relax by reading a few books Twilight had sent to her as a gift, but that failed. And it really didn't make things easier once she had gotten a report about an attack on Sweet Apple acres. After she had gotten that report, she sent a squad of elite royal guards to make sure Applejack, and her family were kept safe. Celestai reached her room, and flopped down onto her bed. She soon sat her self up, and changed into her sleeping garments. She sighed, and rubbed her forehead. "Is something troubling you sister?" The voice of Luna asked in Celestias head. Celestia smiled, and shook her head.

"It is nothing Luna, it has just been a long day." Celestia said, and stretched her arms out. "Hopefully some sleep will calm my nerves." She said, and laid down onto her bed.

"Well sleep well sister, I will watch over our subjects with care." Luna said. Celestia smiled, and closed her eyes.

"Goodnight Lulu."


Author's Note

New chapter people, hope you enjoyed. And sorry for the wait on a new update, schools right around the corner, and I've been neck deep in shit. I'm just a little nervous I guess.

Well anyways, have a good day or night.

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