Happy Hearts and Hooves day Discord!

Discord

    "Hey Fluttershy, I'm home," Discord yelled out. He sighed and knocked on her door. "Fluttershy?"

    "Oh, sorry! Hi. Where have you been?" Fluttershy asked him.

    "I went to see a friend. Do you mind if I, oh I don't know, stayed a month?" Discord asked hoping for the best.

    "That is quite a long time...Who is this friend of yours?" Fluttershy said, a little concerned.

    "Just a old friend, I think we might be hitting off," Discord mumbled the last part with a wink. Fluttershy nodded slowly and smiled nervously.

    "I guess that's okay," Fluttershy mumbled. In a flash, Discord had packed everything, and left as quickly as possible.

    "I can't wait until I get back to her," Discord said with smile and ran faster.

Twilight

    Twilight sat on the comfy couch and stretched her limbs out. She was very beat from staying up all night with Discord. He had read her the story she read earlier about the dragon and pony. After that they fell asleep in a fluffy blanket, nestled together. She then felt the ache in her heart, it came whenever Discord was not near. It might have been a part of the spell, but he had broken the spell the other night.

    She sat up, her tears now beginning to fill with tears. Twilight Sparkle sighed at her own emotions. Why am I so sad? He has to be coming home soon... With that thought, a light knock came on the door. She scurried to the door, but cautiously put her blind fold on--just in case.

    "Hello?" Twilight chimed after opening the door.

    "Hi, my beauty," Discord said in his deep and sexy voice. Twilight Sparkle ripped off her blindfold and jumped onto him.

    "Disi!" Twilight giggled like a playful foal. He was in his pony form, Twilight had preferred his tall and towering draconequus form, but it made it easier. Discord entered the house, and Twilight shut the door behind him.

    She hurried to his side and they exchanged the same looks of lust.

    "Shall we?" Twilight asked.

    "We shall," Discord replied. They began to giggled and climb up the stairs. I have pass the test, and have found my one true love. It will always truly represent my element as *magic***...

Cutie Mark Crusaders

    "Oh my Celestia! Did you guys just see what I saw?" Sweetie Belle squealed.

    "I didn't know he could do that!" Scootalo awed as she watched Discord form into a pony.

    "There has ta' be an explain!" Apple Bloom exclaimed in her country twang. The three of them watched quietly behind an apple stand as Discord, turned into a pony, knocked on Twilight's door. A moment later, the door opened and Twilight jumped onto him. All three of the crusaders gasped.

    "No way!" Scootalo gawked.

    "Awe, that's so cute!!!" Sweetie Belle said with admiration.

    "Cute?! That's disgustin'!" Apple bloom shrieked. The two ponies covered their friend's mouth and gave her a big 'SHUSH!'

    "What do you think they're doing in there?" Scootalo giggled.

    "Ewe! Don't be disgusting!" Sweetie Belle laughed and punched Scootalo on the arm playfully.

    "Well, who knows what type of weird stuff they might be doin'? We gotta tell somepony!" Apple Bloom shrieked again. The two crusaders looked at Apple Bloom with a scowl. "I'm kiddin' you guys! We should make a club!" Apple Bloom laughed. They all laughed together.

    "Well, in order for it to maintain a secret we got to keep hidden!" Scootalo said strictly. They all put their hooves in the center of each other. "Crusader swear!" Scootalo shouted.

    "Crusader swear!" The two shouted back.

    "Alright I gotta go guys, I have to get a guardian signature," Sweetie Belle told them while searching her saddle bag.

    "For what?" Apple Bloom asked her. Sweetie held out a small piece of paper.

Dear parents/guardians,

this week, we will be learning about sexual awareness. It is most important that our foals are informed with information such as STD, and, AIDS. If you choose to say they are not to learn such things yet, please put a check mark in the 'I do NOT wish for my foal to attend in the sexual awareness program' box. If you think they are fully mature and ready, please check the 'I DO wish for my foal to attend in the sexual awareness program' box. Thank you for your time.

      Signed, Mrs. Cheerlie.

    "Hm...what's STD and AIDS?" Scootalo asked innocently.

    "It's a sexually transferred disease," Sweetie Belle told her.

    "Are you goin'?" Apple Bloom asked Sweetie.

    "Of course, it's very important to me, and I think we should all go! For all you know, we could get our cutie marks!" Sweetie Belle said with hope. Apple Bloom and Scootalo nodded their heads.

    "Did you guys get one?" Scootalo asked Apple Bloom.

    "Of course! You?" She replied with another question.

    "Yep!" Scoots said brightly. They all parted ways with good-byes and hugs. Hope was in their hearts that a chance to get their cutie marks was in reach...Maybe

Twilight

    "Turn into your natural form," Twilight whispered as she lay under the covers.

    "As you wish, my dear," Discord granted. He turned into his usual self and caressed Twilight's cheek.

    "Your seductive and chaotic form brings out the best in you," Twilight cooed. She had never been one to admit it, but the first time they met in the maze, he was very evil. It had been one of her secret fetish she only had revealed to Discord. He looked at her lovingly and kissed her deeply with burning passion.

    Twilight's soft tongue rubbed against Discord's and she heard him moan. She put her hoof on his chest and pushed herself towards him. He giggled through her lips and let her ruffle his hair. Every touch from her was absorbed and made him love her more and more. Twilight separated herself from Discord and a string of saliva connected them yet. She panted and her face had red on each side of her cheek.

    As Discord touched her cheek, he felt her face was hot. He tisked quietly.

   "My dear, you seem to have a slight fever," Discord chuckled and kissed her on the forehead.

   "Does this mean you'll get sick?" Twilight asked with a little too much hope in her voice.

   "I think so," Discord said unsure.

   "Yay!" Twilight giggled. "Now you can't leave me for quite awhile."

   "Twilight, I wouldn't leave, even if Celestia herself crowned me leader of Equestria," Discord laughed. She laughed too and snuggled closely to her lover.

   "Well I hope she does, because you certainly do know how to rule my kingdom," Twilight said with a smile and soon fell asleep in Discord's arms.